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7 March 2021 Jill Wagner vs Charlize Theron

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BOXING ON THE BEACH

 

Posted by Tractorpull on March 7, 2021 at 7:37am

 

 

Jill Wagner vs Charlize Theron

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Tale of the Tape

Jill Wagner
Age 41
Height 5’8”
17-19-0

Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5”9 1/2”
277-121-12
Titles held
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles

BEFORE
Jill Wagner is at the podium. As usual, Charlize is in the background. Jill is at the mic “Look, I know Charlize is standing the background listening. If you expect me to insult her or say something derogatory you will be disappointed. I heard what Moon said in her little speech. You don’t call Charlize “chickensh-t. I couldn’t believe it. She lasted four rounds, but she had lost the fight before it began. I’m not that stupid. Well anyway, Charlize and I have been in the FCBA together for 15 years. Yes, she was here six years before me.  We have fought many of the same opponents, but we have never fought each other. I don’t know why we didn’t fight, She and her management didn’t seem to have a lot of interest in Bazz. She did fight De La Garza before I joined the stable. To tell the truth, I don’t know if there were ever negotiations for fight, I just know we have not been in the ring together. Tonight we will be. Do you know what it like after all these years finally to fight her. It’s at the same time awe ,inspiring and exhilarating. I want to tell my grandchildren a beat the Greatest of All time. I want to show then a picture of me standing over her KOed body. Maybe it’s just a dream. but tonight I am going to do my best to make it a reality. I know what I am facing She still hits a ton. That punch she KOed Bloodgood with didn’t travel more than two feet. but Moon dropped like she had been shot. I'm going to avoid that tonight, As least I. hope so.

Charlize just gives a wave to Wagner and refuses the mic. Her policy is shut up and don’t offend anyone particularly her opponent

Wagner enters the ring wearing a dark blue bikini, red gloves and red boxing boots. Her hair is in a pony tail. Charlize is in her usual creme color bikini, creme gloves and boxing boots. Maybe the rumors are true. It’s the only bikini she owns. Her hair as usual is in corn rows

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring, touch gloves and back off. As usual Charlize starts off with a long right jab to Wagner’s jaw. Wagner responds with her own right jab. Suddenly, they are together jabbing each others head and then they back off. They are carefully watching each other respecting their opponents power even though Charlize has the edge there. Charlize moves in, but is quickly rejected with jabs to her face. Wagner closes and lands an overhand right to Charlize’s forehead and takes a left upside her head in return. Charlize drives a hook into Wagner stomach and follows up with a right hook to the chin, but before she can do more damage a left upside her head drives the blonde back Wagner pursues with lefts and rights driving Theron back to the ropes. Theron has her guard up protecting her head giving up her body. Wagner takes the invitation and rips lefts and rights into the blondes midsection and then a hook to the solar plexus causes Charlize to drop her guard and she lands a left to Wagner’s chin..Wagner catches Theron with a straight right to the head, Charlize lands a right cross that sends Wagner back towards the center of the ring. Theron follows with a left-right combination to Wagner’s jaw then takes an overhand right between Theron’s eyes that sends her stumbling back towards the ropes as the bell rings. Wagner’s corner is upbeat. She had a pretty good round. Over in Theron’s corner, while the round wasn’t all that great. Its s business as usual

Round 2. Wagner’s out of her corner quickly meeting Theron before the blonde gets to the center of the ring. She lands a straight right to Charlize’s face. Then another and another. She has Theron on the ropes. Charlize manages to dodge a right cross, but a follow up left pounds in to the right side of her head. The blonde manages to catch Wagner with a right to the chin, who then lands a straight right to Theron’s mouth. A Theron left sails over Wagners head who takes advantage of the opening and starts landing hooks to the blonde’s midsection. Charlize starts to drop her guard and respond, however another Wagner straight right punches her head back. Once again Jill starts to work on the blondes body landing hook after hook to the Charlize’s midsection Jill has her pinned to the ropes working with her head off Charlize’s shoulder. Theron is having trouble getting punching room. Jill decides to move up and targets Charlize bra. Lefts and rights pump into the great blondes breasts. Wagner can see the shock in her opponents eyes. Charlize can’t get her arms up to push Jill back. She can’t break the assault by sliding to her knees and take a short count. Theron is just taking. Her cut lip is slightly swelling, there is a trickle of blood from her nose. The referee can see the swaying blonde trying to get off the ropes and lets the round go on as Wagner is turning one of the world’s beauties into a wreck. Finally the bell sounds. Wagner trudges back to her corner while her opponent staggers back to hers. Theron is greeted with broken capsule of ammonia and a cold towel on her head as Robbie quickly takes care of the nose and Lawrence talks into her ear

Round 3. Wagner is pounding her gloves together ready to get it on as the bell, rings. She quickly moves to the center of the ring. Theron as usual after a bad round moves parallel to the ropes to gain a little time to recover. Finally, Charlize moves into the center of the ring and into punching range. A left-right to the blondes face starts the trickle of blood from Charlize’s nose again. Another left-right sends Theron back a couple steps. Jill follows and cut loose with a sweeping right hand that sails over Theron’s head by an inch. Charlize takes advantage of the opening and a right hook starting at her waist lands squarely on Wagner’s jaw. Wagner is in shock. A Theron right to body is followed by a pair of straight punches to the chest and a right hook to the chin. Jill starts to throw a roundhouse right, but Theron beats her to it. Wagner’s misses while Therons detonates of Wagner’s chin. Wagner plunges back into the ropes and then comes off with a couple steps and crashes face first onto the canvas. Charlize stands over her opponent for a couple seconds before heading to a corner, while the referee starts the count. Wagner stirs and get to her knees at the count of five. She up on one knee and seven. That’s as far as she gets as she collapses onto her back as the count reaches ten. Over in Theron’s corner, there is another towel over her head. They wait as long as necessary to have her hand raised as the winner and head back to the dressing room with Theron’s head down

AFTER

Theron “You think I enjoyed this fight. Look at Jill and then look at me. She’s beautiful. Looks ready to go on set. Look at me. Lower lip cut, nose swollen, right eye a little blackened, my faced bruised. I look like the walking wounded from a war zone, what is exactly what I am. I want to tell you this girl can fight. You know in that second round, if it wasn’t for the ropes supporting me I could have gone down. That bell was a long time in coming

Jill
All I have heard in the last year is that Charlize is badly over the hill. You have heard about all the punishment she has taken in her long career and she can’t take it anymore. You have heard how her punch is nothing compared to what is used to be, well those who say, that mainly the press, haven’t been in the ring with her. I lost and I don’t have any excuse other than a lost to the better woman….(smiling) at least tonight. I enjoyed the first two rounds. The third was a different story

 

 

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