BEFORE: "What kinda name is 'Glau' anyway?" Jenny Mac asks in prefight, moving from the topic of Summer's bulging 'fivehead'. "GLAU! GLAU! Rhymes with OW! Anyway - all I know is I got me a free pass to the second round...gonna take less punishment than any other girl getting there, and that's gonna win me the whole damn thing! Anybody bring cigars? We should have cigars!" Glau non-plussed, trying not to be baited by Jmac's calculated antics. "If Jenny thinks I haven't heard 'How now, Brown Glau' about a thousand times before, she's dumber than she looks," Summer shrugs at podium. "And I'm not the weakest link in this tournament - Minka Kelly is: I'll find ways to hurt Jenny and make a fight of this. I've got very simple goals in mind: establish my jab; find a right hand; win one minute, then one round, then another. A series of small, attainable feats will add up to one big DEfeat of Jenny McCarthy. We'll see what she has to say then. Bet it'll be clever." Jenny in bright scarlet bikini with ring connected hip; black glove; fighting bob haircut. Glau in evergreen bikini with ring connections; black gloves; hair in loose brown tangle-curls.

During R1: Jenny grinning, stooping, jabbing playfully at Summer's tensed tummy. Glau keeping dukes at temples, turning-with Jenny midring - brunette staying serious as Mac cracks wise. Midway through, Jenny jabs body, hooks ribs, grins: Summer drops a tidy right to face, hooks Jenny's jaw as she's leaning backward, then leans in to clean up chin righty and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Rangy Glau power punching puts Jenny on her back: Mac herky-jerky as she sits up, blinking in astonishment. Jenny up at 8 and aggressive - wading off the ropes with swinging rights and lefts, chopping palm-down at Summer's slender waist. Glau legging away, creating distance as McCarthy's desperate to even things up. Disorganized blonde haymakers falls short as Summer scampers away with points.

R2: Jenny attacks midring, jabbing into the bars of Summer's raised guard. Glau keeping hands at temples, then stepping in a stiff, classy poke - bouncing knuckles off noggin as Jenny faces in. Stalemate midring...girls rotating clockwise...Jenny tasting the class of Summer's poke. Mac impatient with the fencing, starts swinging from her pockets late: Summer fading back, sidestepping, ranging Jenny with the left then STROKING her righty! Crisp, shafting whack to chin turns Jenny's head, unhinges her knees: McCarthy sent reeling to ropes all fluttery-eyed as Summer pursues, banking some lanky left/right body stroke at bell.

R3: Jenny in attack attitude - weight forward, hands chest high: she's swinging with mustard, spooking Summer out of her stance early. Glau composed, leggy/limber about the ring...she denies combat on Jenny's terms, circling for position, then timing Jenny for right hands. Midway through, Glau strokes Jenny AGAIN to chin - leaning into a slinging right that has Jenny's right hand sailing/knees nearly corkscrewing into canvas. Jenny staggering, still pressing the attack: Summer walks her in...walks her in...then licks her a gorgeous, bendy-backed right uppercut off the right (back) support leg. Jenny ripped to chin - knees giving way: she staggers past Summer's left shoulder to hit ropes face-first. Sum turns, attacks: lashing right in a wide sidearm stroke to waist; carving left uppercut to face; looping overhand right across Jenny's left eye. JENNY'S CUT! McCarthy busted open over the left eye...she's a stunned beauty - turning to her right and TAKING A KNEE! Summer glaring, looming over Jenny as though intent on stroking her cheap, then striding away to neutral corner: Glau's chest all a-quiver as she's LIGHTING JENNY UP! Mac up at 8, blinking/leaking: she's cut in the worst possible place. Sum takes cruel advantage - jotting a trio of jabs to Jenny's busted up left eye, knocking blonde wonky against ropes, then hooking her jugs. Jenny groaning, stooping forward: Summer hooks blonde belly, then lashes a wide set-up hook to right ear before DROPPING IN THE RIGHT HAND! Summer leaning in all supple, pasting Jenny flush: Mac never sees the punch...she jack-knifes forward, sprawlng face-first into canvas. CROWD SCREAMING IN SHOCK! Jenny lifting her head, trying to push up off her chest: Summer screaming down - ref pushing her back. Pandemonium reigns as Jenny manages to escape the round, reeling to her corner in desperate trouble, down deep through 3!

R4: Jenny firms, attacks: robust right/left stroking of Glau's supple waist - Jenny hacking at it with wide, palm-down licks. Sum cringing forward behind her mitts: Jenny comes off the body via left uppercut - puts a left hook behind it and DOWN GOES GLAU! Summer body-shocked, then rocked to her back - SHE'S up gingerly, steadying herself at ropes for 8 count. ON COMES JENNY! McCarthy baring teeth, pouring in: back to the body with the wide, palm-down chopping - carving in on waist and in behind the elbows. Summer grimacing - reaching under Jenny's arms to tie her up: blonde stamping to pin brunette down for ref's breaks. Glau slides to her right along ropes - under ferocious bombardment every step: Summer tying up whenever she can. Neutral corner - Jenny beating Summer: McCarthy just carving palm-down lefts and rights to waist, then digging up into chest/face via rigid uppercuts, both hands chugging. Glau battered pillar to post, but stabilizing with desperate clinches: Jenny hammers away for shutout, but could've been worse.

R5: Systematic Summer Glau boxing - stepping to her right, keeping that cruel jab on Jenny's leaky left eye. Mac unable to see the incoming: Summer reopens the cut, then starts pouring right hands long and stroking over Jenny's left shoulder. Mac whacked again and again - crowd screaming as Summer drifts her opponent: Jenny taking punches like a beautiful blonde Arturo Gatti. Mac turning, sluggish, but fighting on heart: she's savagely at Summer's waist when she can get there, hacking at it with either hand. Break: Doctor checking Jenny...she warns him "don't even think of stopping this fight doc!"

Glau/Jmac conc.

Posted by simguy on 11/7/2009, 9:46 am, in reply to "First round: Jenny McCarthy vs Summer Glau pt1"