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7 October 2009 Briana Evigan vs Amanda Seyfried

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Posted by simguy on 10/7/2009, 7:16 am

BEFORE: "I just don't think Amanda's at my level," Briana shrugs, husky contralto oozing confidence at the mic. "She's pudgy and cute: I'm street-tuff - she's just not going to be able to keep pace with me. I'll touch her in the body to let her know I'm boss, then I'll work her over. Not frontin', just sayin': I'm better than Amanda and I'm going to prove it." Seyfried huffy at the dais - still not getting A-list respect despite big screen credentials. "Let me check Bri's chin just once, then let's see where we're at," Seyfried bristles in rebuttal. "She's strong, but I'm strong too, and I honestly think I hit harder. Evigan's just another cheap dance-slut: they never pan out when the spotlight's on them. Can't wait to see her face when she's on her back!" Amanda in pale blue bra and panties; curvy calves stuffed in short tan UGG boxing booties; small white gloves. Bri in pink bra and panties; calves stuffed into short tan UGG boxing booties; small white gloves. When asked to touch 'em up, Amanda slams her gloves down upon Briana's, scowling at Evigan to send a message.

During R1: Evigan into position with her jab - slight tilt to her right , weight on the right (back) leg as she rotates counter-clockwise, tapping out range-finding lefts. Amanda weaving side to side, mitts tucked into the hollows of her cheeks - she's looking to slip the poke, then answer back big hooks to chin. Evigan calm - picking Amanda apart with stick; leaning out/pivoting around to avoid blonde power. By the second minute - Bri's swinging in sidearm rights off her jab, really clouting Seyfried hard along the jaw - blonde tottering sideways, shook by shots. Final minute - Evigan putting 'em together tangy: left/right up top; snatching hook to paunch - all while Amanda's covering up earmuff. Repeat to bell.

R2: Briana continues to control midring - quickly atop Amanda with a zesty jab; sliding easy, counterclockwise; swinging in opportunistic, rising, sidearm rights that take Amanda to chin. Seyfried knocked about, but proving plucky: when smote, she staggers out of it, plants, keeps dukes up and regroups. Evigan able to circle-and-potshot, leaning forward to clip overhand rights, then mopping up tummy via snatching, licking lefts. Amanda grumpy, grimacing behind her guard: she's getting stroked through 2.

R3: Bri with initiative: she's loose, relaxed - right under her chin/left across her waist. Evigan springing lead right hands against Amanda's rigid earmuff up top; dippin'-n'-rippin' lickin' left hooks against Seyfried's paunch, really tugging on the meat. In and out footwork from Bri making Amanda miss: Seyfried leaving herself open for sudden, pinpoint right hand counters on the jaw. Amanda rocked repeatedly throughout the round - stumbling on quivering thighs, trying to keep herself together. Round finishes up at ropes - Bri on top: brunette all squared away, getting after her blonde's waist/flanks with systematic chop-chop. Bell: Briana shrugs in a snug little right uppercut, brushing a blinking Amanda upright in stupor.

R4: Bri rips a right/left snik-snak across Amanda's waist...pulls off to the right with hands low: Seyfried finally catches up with a swinging hook. Briana clouted, firms, answers back a digging left to Seyfried's stomach; Amanda clubs Bri a short right on the chops. Right uppercut back from snarling Bri as she digs in flat-footed: Seyfried gobbles it, swats Evigan hook-to-ear, starts backing Bri up. Evigan scowling, giving ground while walking Amanda onto slick uppercuts (left uppies off left foot/right uppies off right): Seyfriend munching punches, but bullying forward, bumpin' and a-sluggin'. Evigan bulled to ropes - not overpowered exactly, but she's fighting shoulder to shoulder, just swapping digs and licks: Seyfried able to square away and fight without worrying about pesky angles and geometric problems. Evigan comfy in the pocket - using left shoulder to brace and nudge; twisting her torso side to side; bending/rolling at the waist: she's cute under pressure, but getting outworked. Amanda baring teeth, pushing in: busy blonde fists bouncing off tanned brunette hips/flanks/shoulders/skull. Amanda even getting in close to fit left hands into Briana's perky rack - blonde just shruggin' her shoulder to get those jugs mugged. Bell: girls still bumpin' and brawlin' - Amanda collects her first points with a grin.

R5: Seyfried buoyant - slugging out of her crouch, coming forward. Briana circling to her right, luring Amanda forward: minute mark sees brunette check blonde via the roll-and-counter right uppercut. Seyfried suddenly dismayed - eyes shining hurt as she staggers in fence post holes. Bri quick-pounces in: straight right lead to mouth followed by looping right to ear claps Amanda to her haunches. Seyfried bravely up, but swaying: she's dazed, staring groggy. Briana quickly at her girl - dragging in the sidearm right to Amanda's waist, buckling blonde knees. Bri pushes Seyfried into ropes, clips her a tic-toc left upside the head/right sidearm to flank. As Amanda pushes out a wonky right, Bri ducks forward, pulling her overhand right onto Seyfried's face, sitting blonde stunned in ropes. Peppy left/right spanks Amanda's sulking breasts: Bri just snatching mitts off meat now, taking advantage. Sweeping sidearm right clouts across Amanda's mouth, pasting the gumshield off her teeth: Seyfried's in stupor, hands in her lap - she's just watching Biana operate. Rising left takes Amanda inside her left shoulder; chopping right scrapes across her face; wide, clapping left takes her tuff in behind right elbow. Amanda groaning forward, eases to all fours...then face-and-knees, buttocks in the air as her arms give way. Seyfried struggles up at 10, but ref waves it off: Briana's the KO5 victrix.

After: Seyfried woozy, blinking from countless flush and heavy Evigan power shots. Briana showing a dancer's agility and balance, combined with a scrapper's killer instinct: she's loving what she did on Amanda tonight. "I controlled her," Bri grins, showing dimples. "She was tough - took good shots - but I'm just too much for her in all areas. My legs were better, my hands faster - I felt like I could do what I wanted. She had that one uprising when I got careless, but other than that, I thought I could shut her out at will! OH - and next time we fight, if there is a next time: tell Amanda I wear blue, not her."