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8 April 2006 Kaley Cuoco vs Molly Sims

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Posted by Simguy on 4/8/2006, 9:31 am.

Before: Interesting match up--Kaley more dynamic, athletic and unorthodox--Sims more conventional, bigger, rangier, and she claims, better schooled. “Kaley’s amateur-hour is pathetic,” Sims grumbles in preflight. “She flops and flails around, never sets anything up--she’s a disgrace. I’m totally predicting a knockout and it’ll be a thing of beauty. Cuoco will never be the same after this fight.” Kaley grinning at the all-too-obvious psyche job--she’s heard worse than that on the tennis court, “Molly’s a big stick in the ring, and I’m going to break her in too,” Cuoco chortles/ “This whole Blonde Supremacy thing of hers is laughable--I can name 10 blondes who are better than she is--and Kaley Cuoco heads the list!” Tuff talk--energetic girls--sounds like a fight. Sims in black buckskin western bikini with tassels, knee-high black suede boxing moccasins. Kaley in western gear as well, tan buckskin.

During R1: Stunning air superiority,  Sims--she jabs Kaley to distraction this round, dominating mid ring as Cuoco mounts one aborted rush after another. Molly with knowing little grin on her lips as she pre-empts and face-spanks Cuoco--stepping out on Kaley to fade pressure; loping to the right with a sailor’s gait; pivoting to the left around a rifling poke. Kaley blushing in embarrassment--she’s constantly picked up, stung, rebuked, forced to the perimeter to shake her pretty head and regroup. At the bell--Molly’s bloodied Kaley’s nose and punished her--favoring the ingénue with an insufferable model’s glance of supremacy as they part for the corners.

R2: Molly drilling down on Kaley now, no longer circling, but stepping in the jab to drive Cuoco to ropes. Cuoco concerned, bending at the torso, stepping back and writhing around to slip punches. HARD Sims right hand straight down into the midsection cramps Kaley up with a grimace: Molly hooks off the front foot, smiting Kaley’s chin; puts a nice chopping right hand onto the face to drive Cuoco stumbling into ropes. Sims striding in all conqueror: raking rights and lefts--the very punches that devastated Taylor Cole--strafe and slash as Kaley desperately rolls her torso. Cuoco silky out of her crouch, tucks her shoulder in behind a meaty counter hook-to-chin and SIMS IS HURT! Molly suddenly distraught--going from marauder to wounded prey in a heartbeat. Kaley icy-eyed, steps forward, leans into a blunt right hand on Molly’s mouth--bunting back that statuesque face. Sims straight back, pushing out hands to protest--Kaley dipping and slugging, landing hooks and crosses as she crouches and jumps forward--niftily tagging Molly’s face again and again and AGAIN! Sims reeling to far ropes, hits’em shabby: she’s only half-covered up when Kaley jumps in the lead hook, torquing  Molly’s head around and effectively ending her night. Sims upright, tilting forward--strong legs holding her up for a feverish onslaught as Cuoco releases a shredding flurry--lefts and rights smashing off the ribs, picking up the chin and THE REF STEPS IN! Molly trembling, out on her feet, staring over the man’s shoulder as Kaley Cuoco gallops away the TKO2 victrix.

After: Stunning dismissal reverses what had been a brilliant Sims start--Molly in complete control with her height and strength when ut all comes crashing down. Usually sweet Kaley controversial in post-fight--tearing into Molly’s performance on the night. ”I’m disgusted,” Cuoco says, fists on her hips, brow knitted in anger. “Molly Sims has no heart--there I said it. Molly Sims has no business calling herself the best blonde in boxing, or even a world-class blonde: she’s all legs and arms and no ticker. She needs to cut the crap, get some real sparring and do some WORK in camp. Right now, she’s the most pampered girl I’ve ever been in with--and I’ve been in with Jennifer Connelly, so I know what I’m talking about.” Ouch--Kaley handing out licks, refusing to cut Molly slack: Cuoco setting a pretty high standard for herself if Sims ever gets a return match.

Reposted by Archer 5/31/11.

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