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8 Aug 2008 Charisma Carpenter vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 8/8/2008, 6:40 pm


Before: "No animosity on my part," Carpenter says in prefight. "I taught Britney a lot at BSE, I've seen her grow as a fighter - to the point where I knew she could give me a tussle - but management at the time had their reasons for not letting us sort things out. I won't deny that I always felt I was missing out on the Spears Payday, if you know what I mean. Now's my chance to cash in, and yeah - to let Britney know where she stands. I've got a lot of respect for her, but I think I'm the better fighter, and I'd like to see that acknowledged." Spears acknowledging one other thing during her podium stand. "I couldn't help but notice Jessica Alba's been poking around Carpenter's camp, and so I know there's more to this than meets the eye. Charisma says there's nothing personal here, but I know what sort of poison Jessica uses to influence people. I know she's been telling Carpenter about how I probably held her back; how I co-opted her style without giving her much credit; how I took a lot of PPV spots from her over the years, just because of my name. Well, whatever: Charisma wants some, she can come get some. Nothing's holding us back now, so if she's got some old grievances, now's the time we can work them out." Vivid neon blue bikini Charisma with silver ring connections between hip and jug; white gloves. Britney in pink bikini; white gloves; beach-scrunchy ponytail with bangs framing face.

During R1: Girls circling cautiously counter-clockwise - almost a minute in before Charisma comes in off her jab and cuddles up for ref's break. Punch-n'-clutch second minute develops as the girls take turns curving in on each other, swatting and cuffing in tight, then tying up. War of backsides and legs develops in the clinches as the girls tummy up, each struggling hard to set the tone by being the one to walk the other around. Late the round, Carpenter cuffs Spears a hook to cheek as girls are separating: Britney covers up earmuff, eats a heavy right hand across her paunch as Charisma neatly swats out the round.

R2: Same flat-footed prowling midring - both girls in identical closed stances: rights at chins; lefts across guts; left shoulders pointed at the opponent. Girls bobbing at the waist, moving their heads as though in a mirror. Spears diligent with her jab - punching CC in the left hip or tummy - occasionally to the tit. Britney cutting off the ring - eventually forcing Carpenter to ropes. CC relaxing into the pocket - laying deep into the ropes or bending forward and rotating her torso as Britney edges in and gets off. Glancing blows only as Spears works hard for small profit: late the round, Carpenter chips a nifty short right down/across Brit's chin - then leans back into ropes to clout Spears a swiping hook to chops. BRITNEY'S WOBBLY BUTT! Spears suddenly in swoon - baited perfectly by the ol' mongoose. Carpenter off the ropes, sliding 'round Brit's left flank while swiping come-along hooks across Spears' jugs at the bell. CC brightens: nothing personal, but she hurt Britney and helped herself to a pleasing blonde rack in the second.

R3: Spears pushing-in midring, trying to reach under CC's arms: Carpenter walks Brit into a gorgeous little right uppercut counter - picking Spears up in astonishment. Britney hurt again - she covers up earmuff, stomping forward as CC slides back, fetching her former-stablemate glorious, whacking rights in the body en route. Carpenter pivots to her right, sliding that front (left) foot in a bucket, pawing her jab against Brit's raised guard, then PLOWING her a drifting right cross. Spears' head rocks back off her mitts, then she folds forward behind her mitts again, suffering as Carpenter welts away on sturdy blonde midriff. Charisma calm here - knows she's got Britney hurt, but knows Britney's not going to go: brunette pivoting to her right 'round that left foot, working away with crisp, cuffing clouts to Britney's pleasing paunch - occasionally digging in stout behind either elbow. Britney's corner imploring her "DIG! Britney DIG!" when she's close - but Spears can't get off. Spears grunting, lips parted as she stoops-and-cringes her way forward, absorbing a terrible thumping amidships from a very heavy handed brunette who knows what she's doing down there.

R4: Girls edging in close behind left shoulders, nudging and bumping in a phonebooth - each deploying cutey-pie chopping, swatting strokes to offending torsos. This is glorious ham-handed swiping - both women generating delicious leverage with legs and full backsides, brawny shoulders just rotating in close: short, shrugging deliveries. Britney's corner shrieking "DIGDIGDIG!" whenever she relaxes: they want her outworking Carpenter. Gentle clockwise rotation as girls bump and work. Spears finally getting the better of the constant grind, slopping out a healthy beating to Carpenter's firm tummy, plump jugs, rounded biceps, proud ribs.

R5,6: Same again: hot-n'-close, mouth-on-shoulder bump-n'-slug - the kind they used to teach in BSE sweatbox sessions. Girls grunting softly as each tests the other in turn - left shoulders pressing against full breasts as the girls pivot round. Constant leathery CHUP! CHUP! as cuffing swats work both paunches - both women setting a rhythm in opposing tummy, then breaking that rhythm with sudden swats to tits, ribs, or jaws. Both scoring, but Carpenter generally busier, slowly getting the better of the exchanges, then bodying Britney around a bit. CC also really doing a terrific job cuffing Britney's shoulders and biceps in close: CC making strategic decisions, choosing to rob Britney of tools rather than going all out to stop her through 6.

 

 

Spears/Carpenter conc.

 

Posted by simguy on 8/8/2008, 6:41 pm

 

R7: Britney bumping and slugging Carpenter to ropes: CC quickly snuggles up around Spears' ribs, then turns Brit into ropes. Spears quickly counter-clinching - wriggling her elbows down inside CC's arms to reach 'round Carpenter's back, then turn HER into the ropes. Brawny tummy to tummy stuff - Brit proving as strong as the naturally bigger woman as fight tumbles along the ropes. Midway through, crafty Carpenter catches Britney leaning forward with a right uppercut off the ropes. As Britney's startled - Carpenter twitches a cuffing hook across her mouth, then sidesteps as Spears topples face-first into ropes. Carpenter with her right elbow in close to her hip, drops the right hand out to her side, then swipes viciously at Spears' middle - brunette twisting torso-left with the shot - all legs, back, and backside propelling the shot. Britney groaning, sitting into ropes - once again she's desperately hurt as CC cleans up. Spears smote across her jugs and biceps, clouted to her chin and tummy - but again, her legs just won't go. Carpenter eases off the gas, reaches under Britney's arms to stack her and slows the pace. Spears able to wrestle Carpenter's back to ropes and fetch Charisma some healthy short-arm strokes about the ribs and flanks in return. Carpenter's round, but Britney continues to compete every minute.

R8: They reach in, circle counterclockwise - each palming the other's ribs in the clinch. Bumping off with the left shoulder, they smite at each other's bodies - punches so short and venomous that they're often hard to see. Carpenter establishing to Britney's biceps and jugs - constantly swiping short shots across the chest, wicking away Britney's strength. Spears panting, stamping around on the spot, looking to hurt her tormentress with similar, clouting cuffs - but Charisma's the boss. Carpenter starting to impose a rough order on competitive rounds: she's not stamping Britney out, but she's bodying her around, touching her up, breaking her down through 8.

R9: Pleasing mouth on shoulder back and forth as curvy backsides strain to hold ground: both girls adept at fighting flatfooted, but proving elusive with supple torso dips and twists. Torrid cuffing blasts about both midsections - each girl forced to tie up and pant moist breath against the other's shoulder to buy time. Down the stretch, Carpenter hooks Britney's tummy a terrific cuff off Charisma's front foot. Spears moans, looks to cuddle up, but CC rips a short, swiping left uppercut to chin, nearly dropping Spears to her knees. Once again, Britney's legs bend, but refuse to give way - she staggers glassy-eyed to ropes, covering her face and giving up one more hellacious swiping right across her waist at the bell: CHUP!

R10: Midring - Carpenter pumps jabs from flat footed stance, then shifts over to drop the right in, then twists torso-right to swipe hook to jug. Spears absorbing grimly, standing her ground: when CC's done, Britney's right back with a short jab to jug, left hook, left uppercut all neat n' shrugging shoulder action. Back and forth ensues - girls staying compact, staying professional - bright, spanking impacts sounding out from both well-worn sets of abs. Down the stretch, CC turns on a short right to Britney's breasts - smiting them flat and driving Brit to ropes: Spears covers up in good order, bending at the waist - but CC's taken the initiative. Carpenter squares up - stabilizes Brit with the left shoulder/extended left elbow routine to set up grinding bump-n'-slug to the bell. Spears expressionless when the ref separates the fighters, but she's cringing from the dreadful beating she's sustained. Carpenter wearily lifting her hands and strutting about - she knows she's the UD10 victrix.

After: Alba in the ring to congratulate Carpenter - but Jenny O'Dell quickly ushering Jess out of the ring, then drawing the two former stablemates together for some fence-mending: no microphones allowed. Tough night for Britney, slogging it out in the trenches with a bigger, curvier version of herself: Spears shows tremendous heart and determination, never once yielding to the brunette. "I'm proud of her," Charisma relates in postfight, clearly drained herself. "That kind of fight is the most punishing, most physically taxing. I swear I had her out on her feet two or three times, but I just couldn't push the issue because I was worn down myself and she was still dangerous. I'm satisfied though - I fought the hard dime I knew it would be, and I came out on top. That's all that matters."

 

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