Posted by Simguy on 8/8/2003, 7:04 pm.

Before: Cuthbert eager to showcase herself at the expense of aging beach beauty Nicole--Eggert once the hopeful young starlet Elisha is now, plenty of personal resentment on Nik’s part coming in. Overall consensus is Nicole’s got a good rough and tumble beach style with no quit in her, but Elisha’s bigger, younger, got the better toolset--do the math. Interesting aside--attending the press conference and favoring Elisha with her Siamese cat glare is one Lucy Liu--Janet Jones concerned enough to assign personal security escort for Ms. Liu, just in case. Nicole in green string bikini, Elisha in black FHM bikini.

During R1: Rugged shutout Nicole. Eggert with the jump midring, punching righty over Elisha’s lefts, slugging left over Cuthbert’s rights--rollicking blows pound away on face and drive Krusher cutey to the ropes. Eggert methodical with her girl pinned, riding up her hard, jostling and pushing, then packing in leather with a choppy, overhand delivery. Cuthbert covering up and taking it on her breasts, belly and skull--overwhelmed and bullied in the first.

R2: Hard right hands from Nicole--reckless punching from the thigh, chin up, but she’s catching Cuthbert and knocking her off balance to avoid receipts. Eggert just barreling into Cuthbert, punching and falling in, rushing her to the ropes, then moving her hands--Elisha just can’t get traction with her jiggly elder in her trunks like this. Another smearing shutout along the ropes--Eggert pushing, kneading, slugging, pressing--often counterproductive as she smothers her own punching, but she’s all over Cuthbert through 2.

R3: Nicole really landing hard right hands on Elisha’s face as Cuthbert tries to punch--concussive blasts rocking ‘Lishy’s head back, staggering her--it’s allowing Nicole to fall forward with a basic churning attack, bringing punches off her thighs. Eggert grinning, having a good time just getting off and clobbering Cuthbert around the ring, but final minute, Elisha finally stands her ground. Gut busting trade of right hands on pert blonde paunches--girls juts hopping in and stuffing home, hard rights bouncing off belly, curling into tits at the bell. Punching persists late, left hands low, girls just bodying in rights to one another’s midsections--ref’s intervention pushes snarling kittens away from each other.

R4: Cuthbert finally able to execute a little of the game plan. She’s sing her legs, fading Nicole’s predictable slugging right, coming back with clean counter rights that spank flush off Eggert’s sun kissed face--easy when you do it right. Jabs from Cuthbert--nothing fancy, just getting it out there, backing Nicole up. Eggert not the same fighter when she can’t project forward--she’s beaten to the ropes and covers up earmuff. Cuthbert having fun late, dropping her left, stepping in to ply that short right hand to gut, hanging around to mop up curling rights to the tits and chin in close.

R5: Cuthbert hard across the ring, tackling Eggert into her corner and giving her a rough ride with a brawny shoulder in the chest--Nic shook up and vulnerable as Elisha goes to work, Brawny blonde beat down--‘Lishy keeping her head on Nicole, arms crossed downstairs--she’s just uncoiling the hook, snatching at Nik’s tummy and ribs out of the crossed arm, extending the left elbow to push, then twisting the right uppercut through. Eggert wilting under the bombardment, shipping hard shots with head swiveling, body cringing and down the stretch, it’s all too much. Nicole getting shelled upside the head and in her ribs, staggers to one knees as a happy Elisha skips away.

R6: Nicole roars back--more joyous punching off her hips as she lands rights and lefts to the face, backing Cuthbert up with crazy, foxy-boxing like connects. Elisha taking the punches well--she’s not hurt, but she can’t get her balance as Eggert keeps up the torrent. Nicole her own worst enemy, falling in with Elisha and allowing the youngster to tie up--Cuthbert reaching around the arms, twisting her opponent to the ropes as blondes body up.

R7: Cuthbert using the jab more this round, emphasizing her height--Janet shouting encouragement as Elisha executes instructions like a pro. Nicole discouraged by pounding lefts against her eyebrows, hanging around on the end of punches, gloves at her lips as she slowly rolls her torso, hoping for openings. Elisha scores some fine right hands to the body after jabbing Nicole in the forehead--just hopping forward and plugging the shot form to belly, then stepping smartly out. Crisp right step-in uppercut picks up pretty at the bell, leaving her wobbly butt, staring as Elisha turns away smug.

R8: Jiggly two-way brawling as Elisha just can’t stay out of the gutter, Girls slugging pell-mell from their hips, each seemingly willing to take a clean clout on shiny face just for the pleasure of landing something in kind. Both girls have moments where they burrow forward, get the other stacked up on the ropes and romp to helpless breasts with chugging, heartfelt slugging. They tie up, tumble along the ropes, push and strain for room on the inside--it’s mindless fun. Round ends with Nicole driving away with pumping lefts and rights to Elisha’s lap and belly--Cuthbert sunk in the ropes, clinging to the back of her tormentress’ head at the bell.

R9: Exasperated Janet Jones really reading Elisha the riot act--seems to sink in as Cuthbert makes the fight easier with a jab and just enough lateral movement. Elisha back to placing right hands--fitt6ing them into Nicole’s stomach and jaw off piercing jabs to the face--Eggert being moved by the blows and not answering back.

R10: Cuthbert finishes strong--shutting Nicole out and punishing her in one-sided fashion, Nicole spending a lot of time back-to-ropes, hands up at her temples while Cuthbert gets off with pretty, banging combinations to the body and jugs. Elisha able to put ‘em together without fear, often working tight left and right uppercuts in between Nik’s tired guard--Nicole a fighter who waits her turn and takes punishment for the privilege. Eggert swaying by the final moments, getting walloped from one foot to the other--she’s almost dropped as Cuthbert pounds her way past the guard to land a series of rapid lefts and rights to the face at the bell. Both girls take 5 rounds, but Cuthbert’s knockdown the difference--UD10 Elisha.

After: Eggert over to Elisha’s corner for some heated words in the aftermath--both blondes flushed with punishment and anger when  all of a sudden--Eggert’s hauled back by the rear of her trunks and slung unceremoniously to her backside by none other than Lucy Liu. Lucy looks Nicole down with a glare, then  steps in with Cuthbert, shoving the girl hard in the shoulders and getting into it with her--Elisha shoving back--Janet  finally gets involved, walking Liu back and trying to calm her down. “The Krushers owe me,” says Liu on camera in post fight, stealing Eggert’s face-time, “I carried that miserable outfit through Theron’s tantrums and slumps. I made sure they always had a title in the cabinet and they went out and hired this tramp to replace me. So be it--all I’m asking is that they prove they made the right move.” Jones said to be dead set against Cuthbert getting anywhere near Lucy Liu, but Elisha tells BLONDE! Magazine: “I’ll spank Liu’s ass! I don’t need to be protected from her--she fights me the way she did Jodi Foster, I’ll retire her!” hey--food for thought.

Reposted by Archer 6/18/11.