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8 January 2005 Mandy Moore vs Charlize Theron

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 11 months ago

 By simguy 1-8-05

 

"We shouldn't be too hard on Jeri Ryan," Charlize says in prefight. "Jeri's a great fighter, but she's never been a great champion - she really doesn't have the confidence of a Jen Garner or Cat Bell to defend against me. I'd love to fight her for the belts, but I can understand why a have-not girl like Ryan would want to milk her moment." As for Mandy - any chance for the young sacrifical lamb? "Hey, let me tell you," Charlize smiles, "this kid can hit. I'd put her right hand right up there with Ryan's matter of fact - that's one of the reasons I'm going with her, because I have to show her the same kind of respect I would Jeri. We've finally got someone in camp who can mirror Ryan's one-punch shock and that's already made me a better fighter."

 

Moore star-struck - dream come true to face Charlize for money, no head gear - visions of KO1 Casta style running through the ingenue's head.

 

Cream bikini Charlize - pink bra Moore, navy bikini bottoms.

 

During R1: Charlize relaxed, showboating, hands at her sides, bending and weaving Moore's punches with lazy torso-tilts. Mandy missing - Charlize dipping left (weight on left foot) and cuffing a left across Moore's mouth, dipping right (weight on right foot), countering with a cuffing right upside the head. Charlize stepping back, bending - occasionally backhanding Moore's tummy a jab, then sliding away from the receipt. Moore tight, dukes up, eyes lasering in, but she's too rigid, missing her one-twos and frustrated when Theron swats her. At one point - Moore misses, Charlize sidesteps and comes up behind her - Theron clapping a meaty mittful of rump to send Moore red-faced on her way. Final minute - Charlize stepping back into some semblance of a boxing stance, pop-pops a HARD double jab to Mandy's mouth, neatly busting open her bottom lip. Moore stunned, staring - Charlize stoops to jab tummy, straightens and turns to clap hook to cheek, cleans up a gliding right hand on the eye that sends Moore wobbly butt into the ropes at the bell. Char grinning, confident en route to her corner - Moore wide-eyed, well spanked in the first.

 

R2: Moore pawing jabs, Charlize clowning - kid leans into a sliding right hand that finally catches a good deal more chin than Theron was expecting. Firm clout puts a thundercloud on Charlize' brow: easy, clowning posture replaced by cold fury. Charlize stacking right hand over left hand, breast and tummy high, stepping right, backhanding her jab to body and slapping that hook up top to ear - keeping Moore occupied. Theron pestering the midsection to distract Mandy - crashing right hand on the chin catches Moore looking, buckling ingenue knees. Moore drooping in to clinch - Theron sidestepping, guiding Mandy face first to ropes with a helpful hand in the back. Moore drowsy, frightened, lifting mitts to lips - Theron coldblooded, stalks in, chops the jab to face, dips left to haul home that slinging right loud to body. Moore groaning, drooping forward: Charlize palms her shoulders, greases chin a sliding left uppercut, riding in hard with the left shoulder to smother the receipt. Theron staying on her girl - hard, slinging, lanky limbed power shots - slicing up ribs and tummy, carving uppercuts, clouting wallops on the ears. Poor Mandy stunned, getting shellacked, trying to guard-up, bending forward and back, but she's just SO available to heartless Theron punching. Charlize maintaining easy, powerful stroking action, shouldering and pushing as necessary to stabilize Mandy - it's one tall blonde pounding another senseless at the ropes. Ref steps in - Moore wilting, no longer competitive - Charlize just taking what she wants at will. TKO2 in ritualistic fashion, Charlize Theron.

 

After: Mandy battered, badly shaken, clearly dominated by a too-sharp Charlize tonight. "I'm disappointed in her," Theron chides, removing her gloves. "I expected more heart, more stubborness out of her - I'm definitely going to give Mandy a talking-to tonight. She can hurt me with that right hand of hers, but she let me get inside her head, let me frustrate her and she wasn't throwing it. She could have gotten my respect and made me work - instead she laid down and bared her throat. That's not KruZher boxing: not by a long shot."

 

Theron grossly underestimating the effect of her own punching tonight - hall-of-famer simply overwhelming, doubtful any amount of heart from Moore could have made a difference tonight. Signs of maturity from Charlize though - showing leadership and tough-love - she just wants Mandy to reach her potential and taking some responsibility to get her there.

 

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