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8 January 2010 Jennifer Aniston vs Maria Menounos

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Boxing After Dark

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on 1/8/2010, 9:52 am

 

BEFORE: "I feel like I'm starting fresh," bright eyed Maria chirps in prefight. "I look back at my record and I think "I can't believe I lost to her", you know? Aniston, Cobie Smulders, Ashley Scott, Katie Holmes...they got me the first time through, but 2010 Maria's a whole different package. I'm gonna climb over the girls who climbed over me, and erase what they did. I see myself as the next Erica Durance to be perfectly honest with you. Once I clean up my backyard, I'm gonna make moves that will shock you guys!" Aniston absent from most pre-fight conferences, or very late: she's every inch the A list diva for this one. "I need rounds," she quips outside of some restaurant when braced on the topic of Maria. "Menounos will do." Maria in dark purple, ring connected bikini; hair back in slick ponytail; small black puncher's mitts. Aniston in shades of teal horizontally striped bikini; small black gloves; hair drawn back in scruffy beach bun.

During R1: Maria aggressive; eyes bright; lips half-smiling as she closes. Stiff, sticky left jabs knock and poke...Aniston stepped to her corner, taking off her face. Jen: left shoulder angled toward Maira; wide stance out of the corner...she's dug in; chin tucked; left hand low; right at her chin. Siege: Maria standing off Jen's bow, raking her rangy rights and lefts: Aniston slipping or showing peek-a-boo to block - hooking back in spots, leaning into sudden, sneaky rights. Menounos setting healthy pace, smiling throughout: small gloves clipping and clapping off Jen's tight brown body - Menounos outworking her blonde for points.

R2: Aniston looking to circle: Maria tracks her sticky jabs, knocking Jen's face. Aniston pestered out of her stance, driven to ropes: again she forms up off-apron, digging in, showing shoulder, hunkering down. Maria working rangy, twisting into limber, crossing rights and lefts: skull, shoulders, chest, leftside ribs. Aniston sturdy till late - brace of sinewy hooks punches her back into ropes, shutting her down. Menounos grinning wide, sweeping round right hand to Jen's hip at bell.

R3: Sticky poke from Maria; happy grin: Jen sullen, face-knocked. Aniston shying away to ropes, firming up: hooks for Maria's breasts as she gets off rangy/wide. Sneaky Aniston right turns Maria's chin, spoiling a Menounos right: MM momentarily startled, covers up earmuff. Jen pushing forward - left shoulder/extended left elbow bracing Maria's body - hooks from there, smacking firm brunette paunch, then trunks. MM bunches up, face pinched: Jen's in her trunks, cuffiing lefty. Aniston forward, brawling overhand rights: hurting Maria stays low, straightens up into right uppercut, tossing Jen's chin. Stalemate: Jen shifting back closer to ropes, blinking in confusion; Maria shaking off crotch-throb. Final moments - Maria suppressing Jen rangy at hte ropes: Aniston sitting in cables, covering up earmuff, stooping forward sullen behind mitts.

R4: Jen engaging midring, trying to get respect: few seconds of spirited back and forth PIK! PAK! PEK! then Jen's shying away, grimacing. Maria walks Aniston down, jabs her mouth, jabs her left eye: Aniston hits ropes, forms earmuff. Maria able to square away rangy, batting at tanned 40-something flanks - gouging left uppercuts to tummy. Aniston wilting, breathing hard: fewer and fewer ripostes from her as she keeps hands at temples. Withering beatdown has Jen numb, shabby: Menounos cleans up robusto - arms nice n' loose, torso twisting on her hips as she lashes home the harm.

R5: Jen jabbing, getting jabbed: her head knocks back, knees bending: she can't hold canvas. Menounos stepping forward off the jab, punishing Jennifer's weary face: hard right hand pounds swollen left eye, chasing Jen to ropes. Maria setting a miler's pace: steady, rangy, strapping stuff - batting tic-toc on the ribcage; strafing criss-cross up top. Jen wilting, twisting, dipping - she's butt in ropes, achy, rarely answering back. Series of digging, small-glove right hands pumps up in behind Jen's left elbow, fitting in under left breast: moist gasp of pain as Jen eases hurt to right knee for 8. Maria pretty - eyes dancing: she's breaking Jen down through 5.

R6: Aniston shying away, then dipping, swatting hook to crotch: Maria bunching up "UH-H" as desperate veteran turns the tables. Jen on Maria's tummy with hooks, chopping up top righty:Menounos stumbling back, hitting ropes in earmuff. Jen unleashes: long, batting lefts setting up short, drilling rights...she wants chin, wants Maria gone. Menounos roasted for several seconds, baring teeth as she's punished. She rides it ou bobbing/twisting, leaning forward and back. Midway through, Maria times Jen, hooks her chin as Aniston's left hand sails: JENNIFER'S ROCKED! Aniston swaying on the spot...Maria gathers her up, turns her into ropes, presses her down. MARIA WANTS RACK! Aniston's perky tits jump and jive under scathing hup-hup: Maria baring teeth, hustling all sinewy in close. Moan of pain Jen, she reaches to clinch, absorbs hellish left to her breadbasket in trade. Aniston pitching forward, hitting canvas knees-and-forearms...forehead bowed to mat, butt raised. She's done - sobbing Jen can't get off her knees: KO6 in rangy fashion, Maria Menounos.

After: Maria perky/upbeat in victory: kissing cheeks, hugging, clapping prettily in aftermath. Not over for demoralized Jen: aging beauty all scuffed and puffy, cringing toward her stool when Maria pulls Jen's left elbow, guiding back to midring. Menounos milking Jen - sliding right arm round the waist for guided walk of shame: Jen blinking, lips parted in woozy confusion, thinking I'M TOO BIG A STAR: SHE CAN'T DO THIS. Menounos beaming, prancing: she's on her way to the third corner when a huffy Cobie Smulders enters ring again rules, confronting Maria with hard finger-pokes to chest and harsh words. Shouting match draws in officials, separating bitter beauties. Maria's campaign to expunge her record clearly putting noses out of joint,

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