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8 May 2010 Elisabeth Harnois vs Avril Lavigne

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Posted by simguy on 5/8/2010, 9:09 am

 

BEFORE: "Everyone says I quit against JoJo," Avril laments in prefight, "I DIDN'T QUIT! I was shouting 'stop' - not 'I quit' - and the stupid ref jumped in. I wanted to keep fighting - I didn't know just yelling 'stop' could cost you the fight. But whatever: because of that ref, now I have to fight to stay with my label, and there's no way I'm losing to Beth Harnois. Beth who? I'm Avril Lavigne - she's a total nobody. I'll mop the canvas with her!" Harnois composed in the face of Avril's bluster: "I may not have a lot of wins on my resume," Beth understates to appreciative chuckles, "but I've always prided myself on being a tough out. I've stood in against some of the best small-bodies out there, and I've never stopped competing. I've been around fighters for a long time now, and I can tell you one thing: Avril Lavigne is no fighter (pause for gasps of shock and outrage). She's not - I wouldn't have her on our roster because she's a Name without heart, and that just doesn't cut it. I'm here to beat Avril Lavigne and expose her once and for all. If that costs her her career, then maybe it's the best thing for her." Avril held back as Beth makes glancing eye contact before sashaying away. Lavigne in black sports bra; red/black plaid sport-bikini bottoms; black boxing boots to mid-calf; small black mitts. Beth in black lace push up; racy leopard print bikini bottoms; black shoes/white socks rolls down; small black mitts; shoulder length tangle-tousle. SPECIAL GUEST REF: Michelle Trachtenburg a late addition to help the gate...Foxfire given almost no notice; they launch official protest through proper channels.

During R1: Avril across the ring with a banshee shriek: Beth forced to cover up face-in-gloves, lie on ropes, and soak an early drubbing. Harnois thumped, but composed - she lets Av spank away, then ties Lavigne up: Trachtenburg immediately issuing warning and threatening to take a point from Beth! Avril able to sustain pressure - lathering flanks and arms: Beth eventually able to clinch-and-turn her girl, legging back to midring, but Lavigne's worked for the points.

R2: Beth trying to establish order via the jab - poking away at Avril's left eye: Lavigne snarling, looping right hands in response, finally catches Beth's cheek a minute in. Good hefty clout sends Harnois baby-stepping to her right: Avril at her with free-swinging lefts and rights. Beth swept to the ropes: Lavigne teeth-bared, pitching from the hips - small mitts bouncing off blonde head and shoulders as Harnois covers up. Beth clinching off the ropes: Trachtenburg slapping her hands away from Avril's body, allowing Lavigne to sustain pressure as blonde drops her second straight. Bytchy exchange between Michelle and Beth at the break: MT pointing at the Foxfire corner and commanding Beth to take a seat.

R3: Avril waling away - sweeping lefts and rights chasing Beth out of her stance, forcing her to ring perimeter. Harnois hopping to her right, using her legs...Trachtenburg shouts: "Gotta fight Beth, or I'll take a point!" Avril the aggressor - recklessly so at times as Beth walks Av into right hands to belly, or check-hooks to cheek. Lavigne's frenzy carries the round - her third straight as once again - Beth and Michelle get into it at the bell.

Sarah Carter comes out of the stands to assume command of the Foxfire corner - immediately slapping Beth's face and demanding her to forget about Michelle and work the jab.

R4: Beth works the jab - pounding away at Avril's left eye. Clockwise rotation turns Av midring...Beth settling into wide stance, looking pretty professional here. Mostly poke from Harnois, but a few choosy right crosses work to turn Lavigne's available chin aside. Avril stung at points...she ties up, walks Beth to ropes and rubs a forearm across her breasts while disengaging...all without comment from MT.

R5: Pressure from Avril forces Beth to brawl: slender-limbed walers whack away to crowd's delight. Seething looks/flaring nostrils...fighters taking turns clobbering each other upside the head...each taking little baby-stepping staggers to regroup from clout. Michelle constantly yapping and barking at Beth: "Keep 'em up Harnois", "Watch the elbows, Harnois", "Don't push her, Beth"...on and on. Harnois furious, scowling at the bell, but maintaining composure as Avril out-punches her for points.

R6: Harnois pumps jabs to Avril's face - bloodying her nose/nagging that left eye to good effect. Lavigne falling off the pace: she's vexed by poke, getting a little gunshy/reluctant to charge in. Harnois with room to maneuver/time to breathe: she works well from wide stance, establishing ownership of Avril's punished face. Stream of right hands in final minute turn Av's chin and send her baby-steppin': Harnois hopping forward, taking canvas away from Lavigne for the first time.

R7: Same again - Av still swinging from her hips in spots, but becoming reluctant to go all-in; Harnois in control with her legs and jab, making a mess of Avril's face. Beth completing work on Av's left eye this round - closing it with pounding jabs and clean right hands at Lavigne's head movement non-existent. Rotating left, Harnois finding a home for lanky left hooks in pit of Avril's belly: new torment has Lavigne bunching up/looking stricken. Beth trying to boss Av - stepping in to push her back - but Michelle won't have it, stepping in and pushing BETH back to create breathers for Avril.

Sarah during the break: "That body shot HURT her, B: gimme more. Good job on her eye: start tossin' those right hands, she won't see 'em now."

R8: Harnois taking over midring - stepping into her stance, finding Avril's puffy face with jab to start the dance. Right hand flowing over Av's left shoulder, turning her chin, buckling her knees: Harnois accumulating damage there, just bending in and landing. Second minute sees the addition of Harnois body-shots: slender-limbed pot-stickers punching Av in the pit of her stomach. Lavigne lumpy, snivelling, but keeping herself together despite ragged output. Whenever Av goes face-in-gloves, Harnois lathers flanks like a little champ - shaking Lavigne in her stance.

R9: Beth guzzling water, looking vibrant: she's having her best minutes as a pro on Avril Lavigne. Blonde staying disciplined despite excitement on her face: stepping into stance, pumping jabs, dropping in tasty right crosses to pound away on Av's head. Once good leather's landing up top - Beth features that sticky left to Avril's paunch - doubling Lavigne up with throttled "GUHH!"; stepping around the girl's right flank. Poor Avril breaking down...stumbling after Beth in shabby pursuit, only to take punches. Right hand midway through swivels Av's head...she totters forward hurt...Beth sidesteps with a push in the back to guide Avril past...and MICHELLE STEPS IN TO WARN BETH! Trachtenburg wagging her finger in Beth's face, preventing pursuit: ragged Avril hands on hips at ropes, dragging in restorative breaths! Beth finally allowed to pour in: she's furiously at Avril, licking her wide, clouting hooks/driving in straight right hands. Av facing into blows - right hand up near left jawline, left hand dangling...she's slumping into ropes, staring as BETH POURS IT ON! Blonde girl's eyes like dish plates...she's got a brunette ready to go! Beth leaning into Av righty, punching Lavigne to a groggy seat in the ropes - slapping blonde left hooks keeping Avril facing into harm. Harnois glancing at Michelle, urging her to stop this...Trachtenburg scowling - Beth-hate leading to Avril taking way too much extra...Lavigne allowed to pool to the canvas battered out cold when FINALLY: Michelle wraps Beth up around the arms, driving her roughly to ropes. Av's out - Beth and Michelle nearly coming to blows...that's KO8 Beth Harnois!

AFter: Beth seething, trying to get at Michelle as Foxfire tries to remind Harnois that she WON THE FREAKING FIGHT! Av pasted out, slow to come around: kid showed guts in coming back from humiliating TKO loss, but end result's the same. "Michelle Trachtenburg should be ashamed," Beth fumes in postfight. "Because of her, Avril Lavigne took the beating of a lifetime - she was completely defenceless and taking hard shots...a ref NEEDS to stop a fight right at that point. I'm thrilled that I won, and Avril did fight bravely, but I'm just so angry that the FCBA would let a tramp like Michelle run amok in an official capacity!"

 

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