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8 November 2009 Gabrielle Union vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by simguy on 11/8/2009, 8:56 am

(Had this ready for PPV - missed it somehow during posting round-up)

BEFORE: "I'm an ambitious girl," Gabrielle grins in prefight. "Nothing against Foxfire - they've always been great to me: but I'm looking past Laura Vandervoort to a whole list of blondes that will make my rep in this game. My managers want to reposition me as a feared blonde assassin - and I agree that's the way to go. So Laura's pretty, but she's just a stepping stone towards Kaley Cuoco, Ali Larter, Britney Spears, and Holly Valance. Oh that's right: I said those names. Laura's just the appetizer!" Vandervoort just as rattled as the press: Union calling out some of the best fighters in boxing in this press conference. "Well, she doesn't lack for confidence," Vandervoort quips at podium. "Nobody likes to be called a stepping stone, so I'll be sure to make Gabrielle regret her choice of words. But seriously: she and I are going to be life and death. She's crazy if she thinks she's going to cut down the rest of the names she mentioned, on top of Laura Vandervoort!" Vandervoort in midnight blue string brawling bikini; white gloves. Gabrielle in lavender lace push up; purple string bikini bottoms; white gloves.

During R1: Gabby: left shoulder pointed at Laura; right at the chin/left across the gut; set in her stance, but springy. Laura: right at her cheek, left at shoulder height, looking to step-and-pump in the jab. Gabby flashes handspeed right away - dropping a slick pull-counter right over Laura's jab: VANDERVOORT'S HURT! Laura stepping in fence post holes, blinking in shock: brisk hooks about the breasts and face chase her ropeside. Gabby patient, showing respect: she double jabs body/head, straightening Laura up before committing right/lefts to waistline. Laura grunting, bunching up: Gabby bopping in and out, wary of Vandervoort's counters - continuing to assault the ribcage/waist. Laura showing earmuff, swishing away the odd side-swiping left hook, but she can't make contact. Gabrielle snatching either hand against svelte blonde torso, really licks away for points, leaving Laura shaken at bell.

R2: Gabby continues to embarrass Laura with handspeed - dropping right hand pull-counters over the poke, or swatting check hooks off the back (right) leg. Laura routinely clipped about her mouth and chin, but fielding them well: right hands from Laura find Gabrielle's breasts and left shoulder, but can't connect with head as Union rolls-with.

R3: Laura pinging out elastic rights from the shoulder, forcing Gabrielle to duck-and-roll. Vandervoort well-positioned to lick snatching left hooks off her front (left) leg - really ripping at Gabby's tummy early. Union grimacing, shying away from cranking blonde hooks: Laura able to lean in, extending on a slinging right cross to turn Gabrielle's head and DROP HER ON HER BUTT! Union up quick, but blinking back tears: she's well and truly smote! Gabs setting up shop in closed stance at apron - right hand at her left cheek as she ducks/rolls/slips and looks to slash back potshot counters. Vandervoort standing off Union's bow, pumping jabs, trying to lean in long right crosses: both women taking punishment as Union firms off the harrowing start. Bell: Laura follows through on a hook she could have stopped - clubbing Union in her breasts. Tempers flare as Gabby takes exception to blonde rough-house.

R4: Good brisk fighting - Laura stepping forward behind her jab, but Union making her pay with those clever swatting/chopping counters. Gabby turning at the ropes, drawing Vandervoort forward - occasionally stooping in close to press left shoulder into Laura's waist, nudging her backwards. Union clever - messing with Laura's rhythm and balance, systematically picking her apart: pretty Vandervoort lumping up nicely through 4.

R5: Laura fetching Gabrielle withering, cranking hooks up into breadbasket: Union grimacing, shying away to ropes. Gabrielle classy off the apron - showing all kinds of slip-and-counter cuteness. Union pointing the left shoulder at Laura; leaning into/bouncing off ropes; changing levels - using the shoulder in Laura's body to nudge her off. Vandervoort stubbornly attacking - pumping jabs to Union's head, slinging in right hands and continuing to snap hooks off chocolate tummy. Both girls sustain good clean clout as Laura puts Union under siege, but can't break her down.

R6: Gabrielle up on her toes, circling left, showcasing a stiff, quick jab tummy-and-face. Laura turning, catching poke: she's confused, weight on right leg, trying to get the timing right. Vandervoort's jab all but rendered impotent by Gabby's waiting right hand: every blonde left quickly answered with a chopping brunette right to chin. Midway through, Vandervoort's groggy, wobbly butt from steady stream of face-punches: Gabrielle jabs tummy, pivots-left - sensing blonde distress. Final minute, Laura eats a sneaky right on the mouth: she's hurt, but stumbling forward, trying to bring battle. Gabrielle sidesteps left - turning Laura: Union with a wide hook to ear draws Laura's right hand out of position; straight, sudden right hand bingo on the chin LOCKS LAURA'S LEGS UP! Vandervoort's legs stiffen as she goes out - torso relaxing on the backward plunge: she crashes to her back, head and arms bouncing off canvas. Laura stunned, twitchy: right arm slants up into the air as lies rigid on her back, eyelashes fluttering like hummingbird's wings. KO6 in flashy fashion - Gabrielle Union.

AFter; Union smug - certainly living up to her blonde assassin ambitions tonight: she struts round and around helpless Laura, gazing down all haughty, really hamming it up for the cameras. "One down, 4 to go," breezes Gabrielle in postfight. "Cuoco. Larter. Spears. Valance. Get your blonde butts in the ring and lets get you BEAT! Oh: if fat pig Denise Richards wants a piece, I'll break her off some too!"