Posted by Simguy on 04/09/2005

(Unified Lightweight Title Bout )

Before: New regent Kreuk resplendent at the dais - she's beaten the best, now it's time to sample the rest. "I have a wealth of experience sparring Alison Mack, whom I consider to be the finest pressure fighter in the lower weight classes," Kris says. "I'll use that experience to batter Jessica. I'm probably the most versatile woman in the division - you're not going to see the bully who trampled Danes and Portman into sobbing wrecks. You're going to see a savvy Kristin Kreuk, a prudent Kristin Kreuk, a Kristin Kreuk who uses angles, sticks and moves, beats girls to punches. I'm going to polish Jessica 'till she shines and prove that I'm queen for a reason!"

Simpson saying things like, "I pounded Lohan, I'll pound Kristin!" Apparently drawing analogies that no one else can see - for Jessica, it's a pretty simple matter of putting maximum mitt on meat in the time alotted - works or it won't.

Jessi in pink bikini, Kristin in black push up, sturdy red puncher's panties, slick ponytail. Small gloves both vixens.

During R1: Steamboat Jessica off her stool chugging - rapid bob and weave setting up herky-jerk lefts and rights that have Kreuk backing off, sidestepping in first minute action. Kris bringing Jess to heel in the second minute, jabbing her, getting pesky lead right hands off the front foot: blonde stabilized by pinging brunette straight punches. Kreuk thoughtful, brisk down the stretch, potting Jessica lead rights, left hooks and jabs, mostly from the front foot as she steps right, never standing directly in front of Simpsy. Jess taking on her face, walking through it - Kreuk takes the first with accurate rain-drop punching.

R2: Same again: Simpsy rockets off her stool, guns blazing - Kris backpedalling, feinting, sidestepping to manage the early blitz. Second minute, Jessica's pressure dissipated by Kreuk's lateral movement, sticky poking intercepts - brunette starts to ease blonde into taking mode. Kris on toes, weight on her front (left) foot, brows knitted in a frown of concentration - she's pinging straight lead rights, clipping left uppercuts, straight left jabs. Bright, tapping impacts applied to Simpsy's pate - again, she's walking through it, but not getting off as Kris steps around, pre-empts, manages to keep her distance midring.

R3: Kris getting comfortable with Jessica - brunette's established distance, has a nice rhythm going on - she's got Jessica used to taking punches. Simpson bobbing at the waist, moving her hands from crossed-arm to ear muff, trying to shake things up - she's landing some good solid blows to either Kreuk flank, but not really piling on. Kreuk scoring with drilling lead rights up the middle, getting around Jess with a push on blonde right elbow to aid the sidestep left; leaning in close to pack the right hand thick to paunch, sidestepping coolly left; walking Jessica in, scrubbing her tits a brisk shoeshine, escaping to the side before Simpsy can respond. Frustrating stuff - Kreuk not hurried or quick as she operates, but her timing's very good, she's keeping Jess from setting her feet, working blonde from angles through 3.

R4: Similar action - almost a sparring pace as Kreuk's never really setting down on anything, just scrubbing Simpsy, turning her, befuddling her. Jessica smothering herself in frustration, crowding into Kreuk - Kris easing blonde noggin into headlocks, turning to the side and casually lacing Jessica's eyes while blocking the ref's view. Jessica pouting, halting - she's cranky because she can't just set up on Kristin's chest and batter her. Kreuk calm, calculating when she's not savaging Jessica in clinches - steady straight punching draws blood from blonde nostrils - Simpsy's head banging back at regular intervals now.

R5: Simpson's pressure finally puts Kristin's back on the ropes: different fight. Kreuk hands at temples, elbows in, trying to stay compact, bending and rolling at the waist. Simpsy leaning forward, hands ready at her mouth, her head on Kristin's gloves or forehead, snapping punches to the arms, lats, ripping the odd uppercut to bra or chin. Kris defending well, rolling and slipping, but those body punches can't be ignored - she's forced to spin off, pushing Jess behind her left elbow to aid the sidestep - but Simpson won't have it. Jessica keeps feet moving, scooting to stay on top of Kris, hounding her to ropes, setting up on her chest and belting her either hand. Simpsy's first points - she's grinning, pumped: strands of hair coming loose from Kristin's ponytail, giving her a harried, frazzled look at the bell.

R6: Kris drilling that dependable lead right up the middle, occasionally doubling it - Jessica crouching dukes-at-temples in response - she's posing for the follow-on left uppercut as Kreuk rings it up. Hateful punching from the champ - she's bending into the right, rip-jerking that tight rising left, really picking Jessica's chin up and SIMPSON GOES DOWN! Wobbling descent - Simpsy stumbling to all fours with an astonished look: Kreuk glaring down, nostrils flaring as she passes to neutral corner. Groggy 8 Jess - Kris slides in to finish. Kreuk with her head on Simpson's left shoulder, jerking the right uppercut through in vicious little repeat slices, shoe-shining Simpsy's jugs as blonde sits mute in the ropes. Jessica won't be punked: this face-on-face is what she's built for - even hurt, she starts to find Kreuk with hard punches. Simpsy swinging off the ropes, backing Kristin up, heartfelt slugging two way as both girls pack tuff right hands to straining bellies, club ears and jawlines lefts and rights, belt each other short-arm uppies. Bell: neither beauty backs off - ref has to pull seething little vixens apart.

R7: Simpsy strong off the knockdown, forcing Kreuk to ropes once again, setting up on her and belting away. Jess leaning in with her forehead, risking the counter-uppercut, but getting great snapping licks on Kris either mitt. Simpsy with a natural bobbing movement to provide leverage in close, bouncing fists off Kristin, bringing hands back quick to mouth or chest to reset. Kreuk grimacing: Jessica's fists spanking out a brisk, bright tune on arms, ribs, tits and temples. Kris tries to slide to her right? Jessica shadows the course, stepping in a hard, spearing jab to Kristin's forehead, pinning her down nicely. Bell: Simpsy spins away from Kreuk with a bright smile - you'd never know Jessica'd been down and hurt in the last round.

R8: Kreuk frowning, concentrating - she's back to the cutey-pie moves that gave her the first few rounds wide. Weight on front foot. Straight pinging shots, often leading with a tidy right hand off the shoulder. Scrubbing up Jessica's face, then migrating to her breasts, shoeshining, then stepping to the side as Simpsy ducks and covers. Again, Kreuk not rapid or quick in her movements - she's just getting off at the right times, stepping deliberately around, keeping her dukes up, maintaining her focus bell to bell.

R9: Shutout Kris Kreuk. Kristin so cute - punching, then pushing Jess behind either elbow to step around that flank - blonde never able to set her feet and get off with authority. Simpsy available for Kristin's rain-drop combos - blonde shining up nicely, nose often bleeding, head banging back from crisp, cracking pokes - she's wearing down a little from the accumulation, sulking a little during lulls in the action. Kreuk not trying to hurt so much as discourage: she'll take a little jug, or hook the body at times as if to say, "I take what I want, when I want it."

R10: Hard punching from Simpson - she's still able to get off zesty, showing how little effect Kreuk's punching has had most of the night. Again, Kris melting away from the heat, sliding to the side, walking Jess into lead right hands and jabs - brunette gradually brings blonde to heel, coaxes her into that sullen, stalking, taking mode by the second minute. Very reminiscent of rounds Kristin's had with Ali Mack - brunette ringing up the face, tucking into body just enough, constantly stepping to the side, staying off the ropes. Nice mix of punches: uppercuts, hooks, jabs, crosses - Kris keeping up a steady stream of pitty-pat leather as she manages Jessica to finish line. Comes back UD10 comfy, Kristin Kreuk.

After: Mature showing from Kris - she maintains a disciplined boxing look much of the night, really stymieing the relentless blonde dynamo with an elusive, yet high-contact approach.

"I'm champ for a reason," crows Kristin in postfight. "Jessica's a hobo when you get right down to it - I exposed her tonight - that was an easy fight for me. Natalie's next because she's so cute when she's flustered - once I've taken care of her, the sky's the limit!"