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9 August 2002 Kylie Minogue vs Shakira

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 7 months ago

 

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 8/9/2002, 6:42 am.

 

Before: Pre-Cruz, some would have thought Minogue’s long lines might pose a problem for Shakira. Post Cruz—Shak a solid favourite, though Aussie contingent boastful and vocal during all pre-fight conferences. Kylie a boxer without an equalizer, needs to fight the perfect fight to keep the hard charging Colombian off her. Kylie in white retro cut bikini, metallic loops at the hips and between the breasts—Shakira in light blue and white plaid print bandeau bikini, pretty ponytail.

 

R1: Minogue trying to use the ring—Colombian gobbles her up after 30 seconds of chasing and starts to ladle it on. Minogue walking Shak back into brushing left/rights up the middle—Shakira eats it, clangs back over the top with wild right hands and meanspirited hooks out of crouch. Kylie backpedalling, gets clipped a hook ion the jaw moving straight back—momentum carries her into her butt for a flash knockdown. Shakira continues to chase—Minogue running for life down the stretch.

 

R2: Kylie jabbing, peppering the shorter woman, but there’s nothing on it. Shak greedily eats leather to get inside—jamming straight right hands to the chest, cranking hooks, Little blonde strains to twist her whole body behind punches—skin bunching up non her hips as she bends into blows. Minogue backing straight up again, rights and lefts shaving past her panic stricken mouth until a BOOMING hook sits her down at the ropes, Kylie wide eyed, legs fail on the first attempt up, then she stands to take a swaying 8. Shakira on with gusto, getting underneath Kylie propping her up rough, counters. 2 way punching—Kylie’s mitts pushing and nudging against Shakira’s face—Shakira’s fists carrying the full force of her body, smashing Kylie’s head aside, leaving the Aussie all jazzed up at the bell.

 

R3: Kylie giving off fear vibe—Shakira leaping at her now, fearless of reprisal. Minogue backing to the ropes, trying to set up the counter left but a CLEAVING Shakira right wins the race, Minogue OUT immediately, head swiveling sick—she sinks down onto her back, legs bent beneath her a Theisman like gut-wrenching angle. DEVASTATING KO3 Shakira.

 

After: Shakira gyrating, grinding her belly in celebration—Minogue carted out on a stretcher as the night grows increasingly violent, Hardest punch of Shakira’s career facilitated by Minogue’s lack of aggression, but you have to love it all the same. Shak a controversial top ten entrant in “Celebrity Ring’s” flyweight rankings, but looks like she belongs. Drawing comparisons with Li’l Kim for her power packed frame and delivery—meeting with that discredited slugger a definite possibility as Colombian continues to establish her bona fides.

 

Reposted by Archer 8/31/09.

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