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9 February 2008 Jessicia Biel vs Katherine Heigl

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 11 months ago

Part 1:

 

Posted by Simguy on 2/9/2008, 9:13 am.

 

Before: ‘Kelly Brook exposed Jessica,” says a very eager, upbeat Heigl in prefight. “Cuoco beat jess by being hungrier, more athletic and speedier—most girls can’t follow that blueprint—but Kelly isn’t quick, isn’t athletic—she had to reply on sound fundamentals to take Jess apart. Kelly found a way to make her right hand a factor, and that’s the key: Jessica Biel can be beaten by strong right hands that find her chin consistently. As good as Kelly is at leaning into a cross—I’m better: I ill end Jessica’s night with one shot if I can place it right!” Biel as good as anyone at putting losses behind her—she’s already dismissing the late 07 losses as aberrations. “The only reason I tripped up against Kelly and Kaley was boredom,” shrugs Biel at the podium. “You guys don’t understand what its like for a competitive person to be so far above the pack—how hard it is to get up for fights against average girls. Just on body along—I can beat most women with one hand tucked into my trunks—and then there’s the hotness factor. I don’t even get that tingle of excitement you get when the other girl comes in looking really hot, and you know people are watching her: most times, I may as well be the only woman in the room, you know? So it’s tough—and I gotta say, I’m fighting boredom against this cow-faced chubster to my left right now—but I don’t think that’s gonna save her. Best cure for boredom is a knockout: that NEVER gets old!”

 

Biel in electric blue Stealth bikini; blonde battle braid; white gloves. Heigl in baby blue lace push up—baby blue bikini bottoms with big white polkadots, white gloves; hair in low ponytail with bangs framing face.

 

During R1:  Biel circling lithe, pivoting, bouncing: Heigl stepping forward, hands at temple-high. Biel feinting, then bringing sudden, hissing right hands that pop against Kathy’s rigid guard—Jess ducking down on follow through, then bouncing back out of range, Heigl following cautiously, keeping right hand at temple as she chops out the heavy jab—most of the time well short with the punch as Biel isn’t thee to receive. Circling potshotting in-and-out from Jess gives her a breezy first as movie stars take a look-see.

 

R2: Biel with lead right hand—first one blocked—she doubles it, gets Heigl leaning backward. Biel hops in a whippy hook up top; twitches into another banging right; dips torso-right to pull the hook across Kathy’s bread basket; beats Kathy to right hands as Biel jams one in straight n’ short over a panicky Heigl right uppercut. Blistering combination sends bigger girl stamping backward into ropes—jugs a-jumpin’: Biel grinning, hooting, batting her mitts together and looking smug.  Jess backs off, allowing Heigl ff the ropes—fight settles back into that first round of Heigl stalking/Biel pre-empting with potshots and circling/feinting to maintain initiative.

 

R3: Biel showboating as Kathy looks a little uncertain behind that rigid guard. Jess dangling the left hand to her side—right cocked at her chest as she leans forward. Baiting Kathy with offered chin. Jess lifting the jab up, placing it loud against Kathy’s guard; hooking suddenly off it while executing a lithe pivot-left, Jess moving her head in a little cobra-weave circle, then binging sudden lead rights—usually blocked but startling Heigl, making her tentative. Towards the end of a shutout 3rd, Biel puts right hand behind her back as she tilts forward over left foot—Jess just bringing up snappy jabs to guard and tummy, hooking while pivoting, bending at the waist to move her head in supple rotation. Bell: Jessica grinning, winking at Heigl who has a sort of “Gulp” expression on her pretty face.

 

R4: Jessica still putting on a show: circus lead right hands off feints from that coiled forward crouch; circus jabs off the thigh; circus hooks-and-pivots. Just one ot two punches at a time—Heigl able to block most of it, but unable to answer—Biel clowning, mocking, having her way with much slower blonde midring.

 

During the break, Janet Jones slaps Kathy’s face, shocking Heigl and lighting a fire pf rage in her eyes: “Wake the phuque up Kathy,” Jones snarls. “Work the plan! I didn’t spend the last 6 weeks prepping you to watch you lay down for this bytch!”

 

R5: Heigl responds, Stiff, lively jab—whether it connects or not, it’s problematizing the Biel pounce and taking away Jessica’s cut lead right. When Biel does get close—Kathy puts hands immediately on Jessi’s shoulders—shoving her outside, pushing her around, making her take weight. Kathy finally deploying the right hand—missing over the top, but cleaning up with hooks loud in Jessica’s ribs. Biel unhurt, but forced to bounce back out of range an circle much more defensively as Katherine becomes effective aggressor.

 

R6: Biel lands a bending overhand right to chin, shifting Katherine: Heigl lands a right uppercut in close as Biel’s reloading; girls trade hooks, Biel bounces away as hard-trade proves inconclusive. Heigl immediately putting the jab on Jessica—punching he upper chest, then shoulder as Jess slides further back: Heigl’s reach proves its worth as Jessica shows respect. Heigl stalking, jabbing hard to Jessi’s left shoulder, then leaning in sudden, POURING he right hand over Biel’s left just as Jessica’s looking to pounce: DOWN GOES BIEL! Katherine yelping, eyes wide with excitement—she jogs to neutral corner jugs a-jumpin’, squealing to herself as Biel creaks up off canvas. Jessica stunned—fielding Heigl’s power for the first time—Biel takes 8, then advances to deny Katherine apron-position. Kathy big and brazen: TOO brazen—she misses over the top as Biel slips the Heigl right hand, counters hooks to body. TECH corner screaming “BODY! BODY!”—Jess delivering with grim efficiency, weaving low and snatching back at the Heigl waistline. Katherine grunting, backing up—she abandons her KO attempts—pitching a sidearm right into Jessica’s flank as girls fall in together. Jess with her right hand palming Kathy’s left shoulder, heads in close: Biel greasing little right uppercuts and compact hooks from this close-in control position, denying Krusher a big finishing run Bell: Jessica back to her corner frazzled, buttocks still ringing from Heigl haymakers.

 

Biel/Heigl conc.

 

Posted by Simguy on 2/9/2008, 9:14 am.

 

R7: Urgency in Biel’s expression now—total change in demeanor: Heigl stalking, oozing big-girl confidence as Biel’s flatter footed, less springy than she was. Jess circling, then crouching with buggy-whip right to Kathy’s waist, followed by a digging hook to paunch. Thick, whacking mitts-on meat punching—then Biel looking to pivot-left on escape. Kathy sustaining the body work, answering back in kind: her left uppercut is cudgeling against Jessica’s breasts; right hand pounding hard to left-side ribs. Kathy able to palm up Jessi’s shoulders and shove her: Biel getting pushed around, backed  down all over the ring. Heigl’s jab pulverizing Biel’s defences—finding the face and upper chest with more consistency—girls trading more toe-to-toe as Kathy’s able to force exchanges. Down the stretch, methodical fighting midring sees Biel pounding right/left off Kathy’s gut, then hooking the majestic Heigl rack: Heigl dropping fists hammer-style onto Jessi’s head and shoulders, looking to mop up short left uppercuts to chest. Innocent trade in short right hands inside and BIEL HOPS TO HER RIGHT AND GOES DOWN! Jessica on bended knee, breathing through pursed lips: Yelp of pleasure from Heigl transforms big girl into giddy flyweight—she’s just delighted with Biel’s discouraged look as ref’s barking 8.

 

R8: Kathy smiling, coming forward with big, confident strides, Jabs pounding at Biel, driving her backward: hard right hands pound in behind, crashing off Biel’s head or shoulders, sending her scattering. Jessica frowning, busting up—circling to her right: she’s still venturing in with thick, smiting right/lefts against Katherine’s belligerent waistline, trying to wick away some of that awesome power. Kathy grunting on receipt, but answering back little left uppercuts/clubbing right hands in reprisal, buffeting Jessi’s head. Biel disengaging, circling, then coming in again—but it’s slow, manageable: she’s slugging here, body-punching as hard as she can. Sweaty work: Heigl cleaning up after Biel’s waist work, sending Jessica away groggy and forlorn. Katherine hopping into positions, eager to trade, confident her heavy hands will prevail as Biel takes a pasting through 8.

 

R9: Jessica in with that buggy-whip right to waist/gouging left hook snatched hard off midriff, but she’s not stopping there. Biel going body, then doubling her hook up top and tipping torso-left to chop the right overhand in. Katherine getting shook—big Krusher stand her ground while taking, but it’s expensive—Biel’s quick mitts chopping away to good effect in combination. Heigl’s output drops as she tries to block, then answer—Biel able to stay close, bob in front of Katherine and touch her up as Heigl has trouble zeroing in. Down the stretch, Jessica crowding in close—right hand palming Kathy’s left shoulder, heads almost cheek to cheek—Biel working supple inside: right uppercuts, left hooks all back and shoulders on delivery. Heigl stymied, back to her stool with groggy aspect, buttocks humming if not outright wobbling after stiff Biel resistance in the 9th.

 

R10: Kathy pounds her jab, harming Biel on the way in. Biel digs to the waist—teeth gritted, mitts sounding out loud on Krusher beef. Heigl grunts, pushes at Biel, uppercuts her chest and ribs muscular, lifting lefts and rights. Biel hacks right hands at Katherine’s jaw inside, bumps her tuff in the chest with her left shoulder. Back and forth—fight drifting into close quarters where it’s Katherine size vs. Biel’s vicious quickness in combination and supple torso movements, Clubbing blows bounce off hunched shoulders, ring off temples, splash against chests, dig at clenched paunches. Biel bulldog stubborn in here, outhitting Kathy as the girls brawl in a phone booth. Heigl mouthbreathing—elects down the stretch to push Biel back by shoulders, Krusher starting to wilt in the heat. Jessica’s conditioning pays off late—she’s salting away the round with constant bashing work against Kathy’s torso and skull. Bell: girls till bumping shoulders, clobbering away mindlessly as ref moves in. Comes back UD10 DRAW!

 

After: Battle of missed opportunities leaves both vixens bitterly disappointed and claiming victory. “She was down more times than Monica Lewinski,” Katherine  blurts, hands on hips and pissed in postfight. “I was bouncing her off canvas, punishing her, beating her up. Even in her losses like year, she didn’t take the kind of beating I gave her tonight—I was TOITALLY robbed!” Biel pulling at her nose, looking bruised and achy—but she’s defiant in postfight. “I was puppet-mastering her, just pulling her strings, making her dance,” breathes Biel, “seriously, it was an easy fight. I got careless and she caught me—but did you see what happened after I took her best shot? I got right up and backed her down. that should tell you who won that fight: Kathy couldn’t impose her will, while I had my way with her whenever I wanted. And I finished stronger—my body blows had her wheezing in pain—anybody could see that.”

 

Reposted by Archer 4/24/10.

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