Posted by Simguy on 1/9/2004, 7:05 am.

Before: Dani talks strategy in prefight. “I’m giving away pounds at least to pink, and it’s all roly-poly slugger’s muscle, so she’s definitely going to be challenge. In my heart—I want to go right at her, trade toe to roe and se who walks away the last woman standing. Realistically though—you’re going to see the boxing Dani—little bit more lateral movement—few more angles if Pink should label Dani a big shot early? “All bets are off on that boxing thing,” grins Fishel. Dani in teal sports bra, gray stretch cotton, boy cut trunks—Pink in ponytail, pink sports bra, navy blue low cut adidas pants with white stripes down the side.

During R1: Dani right hand at her cheek, bending her knees, coiling and exploding with early hooks to Pink’s right side—singer doesn’t like it, grimacing, shying away—Fishel happy to hop in and work. Dani not showing the lateral movement against a retreating foe—storming the front door, but moving her head pretty responsibly. Pink pushing out panicky leather—Dani dipping under it, answering amidships with thumping rights and lefts out of the crouch. Pink hits the ropes—Dani goes to work. . Fishel crossing her arms to bump Pink into the ropes, then hook’er hard, clout her ear the right hand, bring the left uppercut. Pink teeth bared, crossed arm stance, occasionally bringing the right up to her ear and twisting to her left to help absorb the shelling. Dani glowing, keeping up a healthy shove and slug—she pounds away tenaciously, touching Pink in the body, in the arms, upside the head and down the stretch it’s all too much, Dani extends arms to Pink’s shoulders to shove her back, then gets EVERYTHING into a gorgeous digging left to the floating rib—PINK GOES DOWN! Pinky letting out a sob of pain as she takes a knee—up stiffly, scowling at the bell. Pumped up little Fishel as she bounces back to her corner—looks like she can back Pink nup and outwork her without the proposed cutes.

R2: Dani grinning, working out of the bob, pressing the pace on Pink. Singer twisting into swinging rights and lefts—vicious shots—but Dani consistently able to time them with her torso weave, get underneath and sink a beefy blast firm to paunch or ribs. Pink backing up once again, getting lit up in her breadbasket, and after the midway point, she’s pretty much fighting off the ropes. Pink covering up earmuff now, bending down to take away her tummy—Dani adjusting, looping the hook to carom off the hip, or sink in behind that right elbow, Dani also rolling her shoulders, picking up Pink’s chest with clubbing combo’s underneath, trying to arch into clipping uppercuts as singer stoops forward. 

R3: Pink shaking off 6 minutes of prime Dani—baring her teeth and taking midring strong—Fishel’s had success up the middle, she sticks with it and finally backfires. Pink with guard at her cheeks, elbows in, tightening up the strokes—she’s still missing the side to side action, but she’s sprucing Dani up with uppercuts—skidding lefts and rights off Dani’s face as she bobs down. DANI backed up for the first time—Pink a much different fighter coming forward, now blasting amidships with loud spank, working Fishel’s ribs after straightening her with uppies, Fishel’s turn to ship along the ropes, crossing her arms and trying to stay low—Pink loading up and WELTING those glossy flanks—big beefy 2 and 3 left hands in succession, then pushing Dani to her right to wallop multiple rights to the flank. Crowd roaring at the shellacking display—Pink very muscular as she sets and rips thumping punches. Bell sounds—Dani’s humming from punishment and PINK CLOUTS HER LATE! Cheap right hand swivels Dani’s head, sitting her dazed in the ropes—ref has to tackle roughhousing blonde away before things get ugly.

R4: HAMMER AND TONGS! Crowd shouting “OH!” every time one girl or the other pounds a glove off face—gorgeous shattering connects as both work out of bobs, turning into clouting hooks and bashing rights. Dani with the better of it—she’s making Pink miss more often, landing square to the face with curling lefts and rights, bouncing mitt off skull, moving Pink around. Singer won’t punk—she’s labeling Dani enough to get Fishel thinking “slug” instead of “move”:--this thing’s toe to toe, haymaker for haymaker. Girls trade blunt rights and DANI’S HURT! Fishel’s head really rocked back—she’s frozen on the spot, dazed with pain. Pink in perfect position, turns a SLAMMIKNG hook to the jaw, torquing Dani’s head savagely around. Dani staggering—Pink stepping with and cudgeling down blows to the back of the head and neck—Dani driven headlong into the ropes and FISHEL GOES DOWN! dani swooning on her knees, tied up in the ropes—she climbs’em for a shipwrecked 8 and ON COMES PINK! pink TEARING into woozy Dani—right hands on the face—roaring lefts upside the head—Pink just a-jiggle as she twists side to side, drifting in horrific rights and lefts—Dani’s head on a bobble, battered to-and-fro in the maelstrom and THE REF STEPS IN! Dani bludgeoned senseless—it’s TKO4 Pink!

After: Pink climbing the ring ropes and bellowing at the crowd—Dani trembling, horribly busted up, out of it—it’s a sudden, awful dismissal in what had been a competitive slugfest. Entertaining while it lasted, but Dani’s early success betrayed her—Fishel convinced she could storm Pink, gets caught up in a murderous free for all with a bigger, stronger woman, leaves the ring looking like Pink took a crowbar to her.

Reposted by Archer 10/23/09.