BEFORE: Senseless brawling mars all prefight sessions - security basically walling off the combatants anytime they're required to occupy the same room. "These girls seriously don't respect each other," says common opponent and special guest commentator Carmella Decesare, "and that's probably going to get one or the other beat. For Jenny, she's got to realize that Kendra's built way more ballistically than most of us - probably the sturdiest since Eleniak, and she's vicious on the inside. She gets to Jenny's ribs and McCarthy's going to be in trouble, I guarantee you. And Kendra's got to realize - and I didn't know this until I fought Jenny - but McCarthy truly is a national treasure. That's tough for me to admit, because we still have some issues to work out, but who else can brawl like a Navy Seal on shore-leave, or box like a Billy Conn when she wants? Kendra needs to know that mansion fights don't prepare you for an FCBA ring - Jenny could win this fight with her jab, and Wilkie needs to get some real training in to deal with that. Bottom line, for me - I don't think you step out of the Mansion and beat Jenny Mac in your FCBA debut. Or a Carmella Decesare for that matter. It's just too soon for Kendra, in my opinion - unless Jenny elects to make it a Mansion brawl. Even then, it's a toss up." Jenny in scarlet bikini with big ring connection at left hip; small black gloves. Kendra in neon baby blue bikini; small white gloves; hair in messy twisty-bun with bangs framing face. Ref asks fighters to touch 'em up: both girls get off to one another's breasts - initiating a fight-delaying brawl as fines are assessed.

During R1: Kendra right at jugs/left at tummy - approach is a three step process for her: 1.) step in strong with left foot; 2.) crouch at the waist/twist torso-left; 3.) hurl that right hand into Jenny's ribs. Jenny bashed out of her stance, but quickly adjusting - moving to her right away from Kendra's right hand - also opening up a bit of Kendra's back for swinging Jenny rights. Kendra forced to open-up stance in order to get the left hand on Jenny: Mac immediately hooking exposed breasts as girls trade left hands. Midway through, girls trade clanging rights ear-to-chin and JENNY'S ROCKED! McCarthy staring - reeling back from the shot into ropes - Kendra upon her. KENDRA'S INTO MAC'S RACK! Oh the humanity - one Playmate jacking up the others jugs ROBUSTO! Kendra chugging - burly quads and glutes ringing as she hoists rising left/rights into Jenny's suspended melons - Mac gurgling in stupor until she's finally able to wrap up Kendra's head in both arms. WILKIE'S STILL WORKING! Head trapped, Kendra's arms still pump in the punches - both hands pounding flat Jenny abs. Mac releases the head-wrap, fits a scraping right uppercut across Kendra's face - eats a swinging right upside the head in trade: Jenny spills to her right along ropes, punished jugs a-jumpin'. Kendra hopping in hot pursuit - eyes screaming: FINISH HER! Wilkinson chasing Jenny into her own corner, crowding her, marauding to midsection. Jenny grimacing, hunkering down: she's digging back as girls form mouth-on-shoulder arch - each just blistering the other to pain-wracked bellies. Bell: Kendra lands a late right to waist, then another behind left elbow...ref pulls her off as Jenny sits on turnbuckle gasping/hugging ribs. Olivia Munn tweeting from ringside: "Both girls a little sluggish...I think I'd destroy either tonight."

R2: More Kendra. Explosive little blonde stepping in crab-like with arms crossed - then unleashing swinging right hands to Jenny's ribs/upside Mac's head. McCarthy spellbound, eating gobsmackers...Jenny wandering away, trying to marshal her forces. Kendra bouncing after Jen, bringing the hurt: looping right hands telegraphed, but hurled with 100% Mansion-style commitment. Jenny able to duck-and-cover, taking some of the wallop off, but she's still getting clobbered about the ring: takes her two minutes to form sturdy peek-a-boo, stand her ground, and start to knock back short uppercuts at her tormentress. Bell: Kendra lands a fat, whacking right/left off Jenny's waist - Wilkie all grins, snatching her mitts back off Jenny's bod like it's hot. Elisha Cuthbert tweeting from ringside: "Kendra's a little hotter...but not as hot as me. Plus Jenny's hurt."

R3: Jenny rotating counter-clockwise, trying to rally: she baffles Kendra for a minute as Wilkinson's trying to line Mac up. Middle minute - Jenny trying for right hands eats a succession of wide, strapping rights ear-to-chin: crowd screaming as McCarthy absorbs devastating wallops, stands her ground. Kendra unable to drop Jenny, but stunning her, making her groggy: Wilkinson reaches arms in underneath Macs to bull her into ropes chest-on-chest. Digging work amidships - Kendra on Jenny: Wilkie with left arm reaching in under Jenny's right - semi propping Mac up while pumping right hands slam to belly. Jenny grimacing, trying to tie up: Kendra bodying back up to wrestle Jenny flat, then continue working her over. Bell: more late punches from Kendra - pounding in insurance rights to Jenny's straining paunch! Ref pulls a chortling Kendra off: Jenny frazzled, dazed through 3.

R4: Jolting left hook from Jenny as she stands her ground, walks Kendra in and kisses it short off chin. Wilkie sponges it...crouches...wobbles...backs away in alarm: Kendra's eyes all: I'M HURT! Jenny batting gloves together, walking Kendra down: payback to the body as Jenny whirls in vicious palm-down rights and left, carving in behind Kendra's elbows, beating her ropeside. MAC WANTS RACK! Payback continues as Jenny chugs away hup-hup to Kendra's astounding hooters: Wilkinson sputtering denial as Jenny lifts and separates. KENDRA ANSWERS! Swinging right hand strokes Jenny upside the head, clubbing her sideways: she refuses to back off, chopping in a short right to face to keep Kendra pinned down. HAMMER AND TONGS! Jenny leaning in, pitchin' it short n' thick: Kendra on her heels, back sagging in ropes, but fighting her heart out, fetching Jenny free-swinging rights head and body. Bell: Mac determined to be the last puncher, bouncing both hands off Kendra's head/shoulders until ref pulls her off.

R5: Kendra able to step in and stroke that clubbing right upside Jenny's head early: Mac stunned, digging in, brawling back on instinct. Jenny dippin' and a-clippin' jerking little left uppercuts off her left leg/right uppercuts off the right as she keeps her hands at her temples. Kendra slamming back wide - generally looping right hands for Jenny's skull, but occasionally swinging 'em in behind Jenny's left elbow. Tighter defence, cool pocket execution sees Jenny steadily chip away on Kendra. Mac finding chin, tits available as she picks up both for points.

Posted by simguy on 6/9/2010, 5:33 pm, in reply to "Jenny O'Dell presents: Jenny McCarthy vs Kendra Wilkinson pt1"