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9 June 2010 Lucy Hale vs Amanda Seyfried

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on 6/9/2010, 9:28 am

BEFORE: "Leighton better watch her butt!" Amanda chuckles in prefight, citing the recent bruhaha between the Gossip Girl and her Pretty Little competition. "All our scouting indicates that the Pretty Little cast is spirited, aggressive and very scrappy. Sure, they're a bunch of tyros, but if Leighton waltzes onto their set and challenges them studio style? She could find herself in a piranha pit! Fortunately for me, I attack bodies, so I'll gentle Lucy down quick - she's not going to be so scrappy when she can't breathe right and her legs are all wobbly." Hale pumped - little beauty already fielding challenges from Meester, Bilson, Cavallari et al - she's a bit of an 'it' girl at the moment. "I'm honoured to be fighting Amanda," gracious Lucy says in prefight. "First of all, she's a major star - unlike Leighton, Cassie and all these other beyotches who are trying to bully me: Seyfried's got old Hollywood class. Can't wait to fight her, 'cause like she said - I'm scrappy. Leighton wouldn't last 10 minutes in our sparring sessions on 'Liars!" Lucy in pink bandeau with ruffled top; small white gloves. Amanda in baby blue bra and panties; small white gloves; hair in top-knot ponytail with wispy bangs framing face.

During R1: What th'...LUCY'S PASTING AMANDA??? Seyfried squealing, covering up panicked, chased to ropes: Hale baring teeth, pinwheeling in punches...she's dowsing Amanda in leather! Seyfried turning chest-first to ropes, leaning out over them with hands protecting her head: Lucy crowds in close, left hand braced on Amanda's backbone while REEFING in righty! Hale just pitchin' in wide rights to Amanda's right side...little brunette's right foot skidding up off canvas with the violence of her blows...backside ringing, shuddering side to side...Amanda cowering on ropes, sponging it up until ref moves in. Seyfried blinking away tears of shock: Lucy surging back in, but Amanda firming...blonde girl crouching down/rising up to walk Lucy into clinches. Brunette all wriggly in the grasp, but unable to struggle free: ref issuing breaks as Seyfried slows the tempo. Down the stretch, Amanda's able to body Lucy into ropes, tuck right hands into squirming tummy until ref's breaks: patient Seyfried has Lucy breathing hard at bell. Hale excited, bubbly in her corner: she's just won the first round with an all out blitz. Lilo tweets from ringside: "Amanda just got her ass kicked! I'd have knocked her out."

R2: Lucy revving up, pinwheeling forward...Amanda gets it now. Hale's punches whirling in all on the same trajectory - easy for blonde to duck underneath/step inside the work to fight off Hale's chest. Lucy not disengaging - she's willing to work inside, but pretty much smothered as Seyfried bodies smaller girl to ropes before processing her. Blonde methodical with her brunette - punishing the waist thick little lefts and rights; reaching under the arms to stack Lucy up and gentle her down. Hale grimacing, wriggling, slapping back: she's punching around Amanda's outstretched arms when blonde's bodying up - but these are nuisance arm punches only. Bell: Amanda pushes up off Lucy all scowling and determined; Hale mouthbreathing, visibly wobbling back to her corner.

R3: Hook to chin/hook to body has Lucy backing away while hugging herself: she's hurt. Amanda walking Hale down, punishing her now: blonde girl back to the waist with clobbering right/lefts - whirling in the punches palm-down. Ropes: Hale suffering...Amanda pushing at her, jostling her, then setting feet wide for beatdown deployment. Nothing Hale can do: she's constantly compressed to ropes, pinned down and smothered; when she's not being blanketed by blonde, she's getting battered. Amanda systematic, chugging away on Lucy - nothing hurried - just a constant press of body to brace smaller girl, then a stream of bashing punches. Bell: Amanda pushes up off Lucy all business, no mercy; Hale hugging throbbing body, blinking away tears en route to corner. Meester tweeting from ringside: "Pretty Little Punk-out in progress!"

R4: Pinwheeling wonder from the first round nowhere to be seen: Hale's grimacing, right hand tight against her body as she paws don't-hurt-me left jabs. Amanda stepping in gonna-hurt-you jabs into Lucy's chest - shocking little brunette onto her heels, steering her round the ring. Minute in, Amanda dips at the waist, then fits Hale for a hesitation left hook stubby to chin: Lucy scoots to her glutes, face stunned as she bounces to full stop. Shaky 8, Hale: Amanda quickly atop her, securing her with pancaking body press, then processing her via chugging right/lefts. Hale gurgling, trying to tie up as blonde girl punches the air out of brunette lungs. Bell: Lucy's draped off Amanda's neck, just holding on; Seyfried pounding in short, pumping body blows to make sure of Hale's legs.

R5: Amanda quickly hounding Lucy to ropes, bodying up, getting a tummy on Lucy, making her take weight. Pushing off, Amanda gets to work...she's just a little blacksmith in there - placing hooks thick to waist/in behind right elbow; bracing Lucy with crossed-arm bumps or shoulder bumps; ripping right hands to midsection, or looping 'em to Lucy's skull. Hale sputtering, slapping back: she's shabby at this point, blubbering, body cringing/bunching up whenever Amanda touches her stiff. Down the stretch, Amanda pressing in close - poor Lucy's unhappy face visible over blonde's left shoulder as Amanda's stuffing in super-short body shots. Hale's mouthpiece tumbles off her teeth, down Amanda's back as little brunette sits in ropes to soak.

R6: Amanda marching on Lucy: Hale's got nothing left to keep Seyfried off. Compressed into ropes, Lucy's beaten to her midsection - blonde girl just pushing in head-and-shoulders, keeping hips back for slugging room underneath. Lucy growing weak, slumping in ropes, pulling at Amanda in feeble attempt to tie her up: nothing for Seyfried to push her way out of Lucy's clutches to continue the bludgeoning. Midway through - blonde pushes off ragdoll brunette; pounds Lucy a hard straight right to midsection, sitting exhausted cutie in ropes. Left hook short n' clouting makes sure of Lucy's punished tits; left uppercut clips the wide open chin, clicking Lucy's big brown eyes shut. Hale out, jack-knifing slowly forward to belly-in at Amanda's feet. KO6 Amanda Seyfried in comprehensive fashion. Leighton's tweet: "Lucy just quit: she's pathetic!"

AFter: Hale brought around in stages as Seyfried's collecting hugs in her corner. Shaky start saw blonde turn her back on rampaging brunette, but Amanda soon had the answers. "I knew she was scrappy, but JEEZ!" Seyfried exclaims in pre fight. "She came at me with these helicoptering punches and I just kinda froze. Looking back - she wasn't really hurting me, but I was overwhelmed...just needed a sec to get myself together, then everything was fine. Again - best way to gentle down a pinwheeler is to touch her gut - often, and with authority. Once I'd taken ownership of her waistline, it was just a matter of reducing her along the ropes, and getting her legs to give out. Mission accomplished!"