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BEFORE: "Could I have beaten Pam when she was in her Baywatch prime," Nicole mulls in prefight. "You know - that's a tough one - I don't know. But Pam now, I mean...look at her - she's busted. She's toned, but you can tell she's been in a thousand fights. I'll give up a little size to her, but I'll be all sleek and fast...she's not going to know where I'm coming from, or what I'm going to do next in this fight!" Pam coming off hard-knock brawls against McCArthy and Burke...Nikki's an entirely different proposition. "Scherzinger's a runner," Pam shrugs, "I'll track her down and make her fight. I'm gonna hurt this girl - you'll see. She shouldn't even be thinking about fighting me, but oops: here it is happening for real. In the ring, I'M the pro, she's the amateur." Pam in pink bikini; hair loose and tangly; small black work out gloves. Nicole in white bikini with long twist-tie on left hip; small white mitts; hair in slick, long, low ponytail.
During R1: Nikki sleek as promised - gliding to her left in closed stance (left shoulder presented to Pam; left hand across gut; right at chin). Pam stalking, elbows in/hands up - she's looking to step-to and get off robusto. Cat and mouse...Nicole sliding away from Pam, turning her, luring her forward...brunette very bendy backed - leaning weight onto right leg to avoid punches; rotating her torso in supple rolls to slip under shots. Pam swinging for the fences, frequently punching herself off balance: Nikki countering with slashing licks across waist - whittling at Pammie's midsection/ribs of Pam's misses. Anderson applying constant pressure however - missing Nikki's head, but landing loud right hands to the body/hip on occasion. Nikki's round, but Pam happy with her pursuit - nodding confidently to her peeps en route to her corner.
R2: Nicole in closed stance...she rolls a big blonde right hand, answers back a bolo right uppercut - picking Pam up onto her toes by her chin and SITTING HER DOWN! Gorgeous counter shot - Nikki grinning, jogging to neutral corner: Pam rickety picking herself up. Resume - Pam slugging off the ropes - Nicole bending and weaving the shots while sliding back in good order...Scherzinger dips in deep over her front (left) foot under a sweeping Pam right; licking hook bites at Pam's paunch; Nicole shifts weight to right leg, stroking hook to chin as Pammie's trying to hook...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Pam clipped clean...she corkscrews to her knees, panting on all fours, blonde curls dangling down to canvas. Shaky 8 Anderson - she's hurt this time: Nikki gliding back in all tense for the finish. Nicole so swift/sleek - she darts in, jabs Pam's belly, slides back out before Pam reacts. Anderson swooning...lips pursed, blonde curls in her eyes...she standing with feet parallel/back to ropes, hands outstretched - a stationary target for Nikki's potshotting. Scherzinger stitching in and out, taking what she wants: buggywhip right hands in above Pam's left hip finally break the blonde down with a sob, sitting her in ropes. Withering buggywhip follow ups - Nikki with the knack of b-whipping either hand - painting shellack across Pam's back or in above her hips. Anderson sobbing, sagging in ropes: she's looking a crippled, tired forty-something fighter at the bell. Cheeky Nicole: she whirls on her heel, drawing that breath-of-brunette ponytail across Pam's aching face - Nicole shouting "Can I ponylash her?" to her non-plussed trainer across the ring.
R3: Total tactical control - Nicole Scherzinger. Pam stiff-legged, trying to walk Nicole down...Scherzinger a bendy-backed will-o'-the-wisp in there, darting/sliding/weaving/gliding about her blonde. Nikki treating Pam to a frisky up jab - Scherzinger snapping it up off the hip to juice Pam's jugs or spank her face. Luring Pam to ropes, Nicole will spin out to either side, leaving Anderson bankrupt: Pam just a step behind, huffing and puffing to find her opponent. Darting in-out a Scherzinger specialty: she's jabbing Pam's tummy; sweeping in buggywhip right hands over the top; pivoting-left around biting hooks to chin. Small mitts ripping at taut flesh of Pam's tummy - Nikki all limber-limbed, licking away down there snik-snak. Down the stretch - Pam bending forward behind her mitts gives up her flanks: Nicole shifts right; extends left hand to brace top of Pam's head; deploys three savage, heartless buggywhip right hands in above Anderson's legendary left hip. Blonde legs buckle; crowd gasps in sympathy; Nicole snarls at her own cruelty and the clapping meat-spank sounding out from Pam's body. Break: Jenny O'Dell visits Pam's corner to tell her: "Show me you can touch her, or I'm stopping this, Pam."
R4: Pam locating Nikki via the jab, turns over a right hand for grazing contact as Scherzinger's leaning back on her hips all rubber-waisted. Scherzinger pivoting-left - reaching in her jab to Pam's waist, then snap-hooking her up top: masterful wheel and deal reminiscent of Kelly Hu in her prime. Anderson stabilizing however, keeping her dukes up, applying forward pressure with her legs: blonde does land to brunette ribcage - batting away on ropes until Nikki executes one of her spinning escapes.
R5: Same again - Pam stalking, slamming away in spots: Nikki gliding, dictating terms with winged feet, darting in and out at will. Pam no longer getting rocked, but Nicole scoring liberally - chipping away on Anderson's face; tattooing the midsection; buggywhipping the flanks. Nicole's power in the early rounds buying her a lot of respect now: Anderson not anxious to over-pursue and maybe catch one of those bolo right uppercuts off Nikki's back
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R6: Nicole so elusive - Pam constantly stumbling forward after being deked, then flanked as Nikki squirts out to the side. Scherzinger with initiative - getting hit only when she's disengaging, and then only grazing. Pam subjected to the same steady diet of belly jabs; jaw hooks; tit hooks; buggywhip right hands head and flank. Anderson withstanding the abuse, but the accumulation putting her wobbly-butt at times: Nikki just steadily - and beautifully - at her blonde. Bell: Nicole executes a pirouette, ponylashing Pam not once but THREE times in glorious succession. Anderson open-mouthed, sputtering with indignation: Nicole's corner not pleased - even threatening to "cut the damn thing off" if she doesn't stay on point. "But it's so easy!" Scherzinger says off her stool, eyelashes batting all irresistible. Sarah Carter tweeting from ringside: "Nicole just pulled the slut move of the century. H8 her!"
R7: Similar stuff - Nicole content to stitch in and out, vexing Pam, tormenting her. Nikki sampling Pam's tummy and rack - slashing away all lissome, then sliding out of range. Anderson busting up, but resolute...she's constantly coming forward, trying to force toe-to-toe exchanges. Nikki tattooing - being especially vicious to the body: crowd groaning when Pam's just covering up and taking bullwhip licks ribs/tummy/hips. Bell: Pam panting, hair in her eyes as she straightens up: Nicole struts around Pam in such a way that slinky black ponytail winds around Anderson's neck/slithers across her breasts. Blonde stamping her foot, bleating to ref in the aftermath; Nikki back to her corner smirking, batting eyelashes to once again disarm her trainer. Camera catches apoplectic Carter seething in her chair all red-faced/crossed arms...Nicole's reinventing the ponylash through 7.
During the break, JOD catches the Wiz' attention, raising her hands as if to say "What the hell?" Wiz shrugs - Nikki's tormenting and carrying Pam and there's not much he can do about it.
R8: Same again - getting uncomfortable to watch. Nicole smirking, playful/mean with her eyes - always able to dart away from Pam's desperate haymakers. Circling back in, Nicole chops at Pammie-meat - touching up the body and breasts - lashing away all sinuous and sleek. Nikki's hands rarely held above chest level - she's too leggy, too bendy-backed to be hit clean now - sliding and gliding around her foe. Pam dutiful - still partially catching Nicole with the odd shot, but she's just not fast enough.
R9: Same again - Nikki tormenting Pam; Pam answering back in spots. Scherzinger looping wide, palm-down right hands in behind Pam's left elbow - small mitt biting in PIK! PIK! as poor Pammie's huddling forward behind her mitts. Scherzinger jabbing Pam's breasts while retreating in good order: Anderson jug-spanked, then left stammering as Nicole turns at ropes and is gone. Another bell: another ponylash for a busted up Pam Anderson...Sarah Carter screaming into her cell phone for Beth Harnois to "DO SOMETHING" about the rampant gimmick infringement .
R10: Same again: Nicole's legs/supple torso moves making her virtually untouchable as tired Pam wears down. Stitching attacks continue to prick and slash at Pam: camera catching a lot of sour-faced fighters in the audience who aren't appreciating Nicole's insolent whitewashing of a legend. Pam all busted up, heaving desperation haymakers: no quit in the beach legend, even when she's missing by two feet. Chopping right hand atop the breasts/biting hook to chin sends Pam reeling into ropes all jugs a-jumpin': Nicole's nostrils flaring prettily as she hurts her foe at the bell. Comes back UD10 wide - Nicole Scherzinger.
After: Smattering of boos amongst the cheers for Nikki: supple cruelty a delight for some, heinous for others. "I wasn't being mean," Nicole objects in postfight. "That's just the way I fight - I'm just excited when I get a girl discouraged. No disrespect to Pam at all, it's just I knew I was way better at this point, and I had to make her feel that." JOD shaking Nikki's hand in the aftermath, but giving her some pointed words of advice: this is the kind of performance that can come back to haunt a young fighter. Pam stiff-bodied, face all puffy - proud veteran really taken apart tonight - only her rangy size allowing her to go the distance in a fight many feel might stand as beating of the year. |
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