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9 May 2003 Elisha Cuthbert vs Jenny McCarthy

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 10 months ago

Elisha Cuthbert 09.jpg Jenny McCarthy 04.jpg

Partial Report

Posted by Simguy on 5/9/2003, 7:06 am

Elisha in green bikini top, white bottoms
Jenny in black bikini

UD10 wide, McCarthy

Jenny Mac was the bigger woman on the scales, the bigger woman in the ring, and she fought like the bigger woman in hammering out a largely one-sided decision over determined Elisha C.

After a spoiling first which saw Cuthbert outwork Jenny on the inside, nit to mention land some clouting work to jug at the bell--McCarthy roared back to hand Elisha the worst 3 minutes of her career. Down to a McCarthy right hand early--Elisha beat the count on shabby legs and dug in groggy at the ropes, With Cuthbert in stupor, gloves at her lips--Jenny Mc Unleashed a torrent of meanspirited blows, bashing Cuthbert’s pretty face back and forth, thumping her taut little body, stepping with the battered beauty as Elisha slid along the ropes. At the bell, Mac stepped back with a sneering grin: Cuthbert lolled out on her feet, eyes fluttering, dukes still up in pathetic parody of defense.

From then on, the fight was testimony to McCarthy’s persistence and cruelty--Elisha’s determination and heart. Elisha never quit--working to get inside, she dug at Jenny’s gut, cuffed Jenny’s bulging tits, and clouted jaw with stubborn little uppercuts on the inside to win a good number of minutes-but round after round went to the bigger woman who simply wore Elisha out in withering, toe to toe exchanges. The hurting Cuthbert simply couldn’t stand her ground, repeatedly muscled into the ropes and beaten down by a consistent, disciplined Mac attack. The 8th round surpassed the second for blonde on blonde brutality as once again, a dazed and defenseless Elisha soaked yup hideous punishment body and head to drop a 10-8 round without the knockdown. Incredibly--Elisha Cuthbert would win the tenth round of this fight, leaning on Jenny and pushing exhausted lefts and rights into McCarthy’s belly while Jen sagged into the ropes too arm-weary to answer back. Elisha beaten unrecognizable--Mac insufferable in a bragging, overly long post fight on-camera tirade.

Reposted by Archer 6/6/11