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9 May 2010 Leslie Bibb vs Olivia Munn

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(Special "Iron Man 2" Promo Event)

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BEFORE: "They bickered non-stop throughout the shoot," Gwyneth Paltrow reports - dishing the back-stage dirt on IM2 for BLONDE! Magazine. "You know...both girls were sort of in there as B-grade eye-candy, and they knew it: both just wanted separation from the other. It was actually pretty lively on-set, what with the Ironettes all challenging each other and constantly tussling - sort of felt like an old-time studio-shoot. Anyway, Leslie and Olivia got into at the wrap party, but JF said: 'save it for the premiere' - so here we are! Personally, I know I'm supposed to vote along party lines and take Bibb - but Olivia's so strong and violent in her punching...I just don't see Leslie bearing up under pressure. We'll see!" Bibb in black lace bra; leopard print bikini bottoms; small black gloves; blonde locks in soft shoulder-length curls. Olivia in black bikini; small black gloves; long straight black hair. GWYNETH PALTROW agreeing to be special ref - hair in business-like bun with freedom-loving bangs.

During R1: Peppy jab from Bibb - loping, leggy pivots and sidesteps keep blonde out of reach. Munn pre-empted - tapped on her face; getting her breasts parted; poked in her tummy...she's turning, snarling, looking vexed in an all-Bibb first.

R2: Same rangy, limber style from Bibb as she circles clockwise 'round the jab. Minute in, Bibbster drops a right hand clean to chin: stutter-step, Munn...she's buzzed! Olivia covers up grumpy earmuff: Leslie treats herself to left uppercut (chin between the mitts); chopping, palm-down sidearm right (ear); chippy right uppercut (chin - Leslie's weight on right leg); scampering escape as wobbly Munn answers looping righty. Leslie classy here - SO leggy - stitching in and out, circling: Munn out on the end of punches, or getting touched up any time she freezes in peek-a-boo. Two rounds to love, Bibbster.

R3: Darting jab bloodies Olivia's nose this round - constantly refreshes those tits: Leslie smiling, circling, having her way in elegant blonde fashion. Munn turning - hands alternating between peek-a-boo or crossed-arm: she's crouching and bobbing, but getting tracked by frisky blonde fists. Wide hook finally belts Leslie late (loud on right shoulder) blonde girl runs the clock as brunette walks her down to bell.

R4: Munn letting her hands go - dipping her head and pulling haymakers over the top as she marches on Leslie. Bibb clobbered to jaw as she's backing up a minute in: long blonde legs give a shimmy...Leslie's spooked! Bibb runs for her life, drawing boos: Munn pursuing, walking - sometimes trotting to keep up. Takes a minute to trap Leslie, but Munn finally bulls slender blonde to ropes: brunette sets up in close, punishing ribs/waist via short, snatching right/lefts. Leslie grimacing, hands cupping Oli's ears, elbows trying to stay close to ribs as Munn pounds for points.

R5: Similar stuff...Leslie skittish, eyes wide...she thinks nothing of running or hopping the perimeter, denying battle. Munn aggressively forward - looking to push her head in close, move her hands to ribs/belly in rapid thump-thumps. Bibb hard to trap, but Munn having moments of one-sided glee at ropes - battering her girl's flanks and midsection as Leslie pulls down on Olivia's head, or tries to tie up for breaks. Late the round...booming Munn right bounces off blonde ribcage just beneath left breast: Bibb's legs bend, then lock up straight as she groans in pain, holding on head-and-arm for dear life.

R6: Pressure from Munn...she traps Leslie ropeside, starts strapping that waistline wide left/rights. Bibb times the work, chopping a short left to Munn's ear and OLIVIA TAKES A KNEE! Well-timed/placed lick a little shocker: Munn immediately back up, bitterly protesting as Ref gives her protective 8 count. Blonde confidence restored - it's BIBB retaking the initiative - scoring jabs to Munn's face, luring her back to midring. Blonde legs resecure control - moving Leslie in, out, and around her foe. Penetrations by Munn are met by crazed, scrubbing side to side flurries: blonde girl just shoe-shining offending brunette face, then bounding out of there. Good stomping pressure applied by Munn as she comes forward throughout...but Leslie's pre-empting her, scuffing her up, getting out of Dodge without receipt. Bell: Leslie smiling dimply - raising a happy right fist, strutting: Munn sullen, doesn't like upbeat blondes one bit.

R7: Olivia enjoys her best round - sustaining pressure on Leslie at ropes. Bibb grimacing, panicking - she's whining/sniveling when smote hard to her ribs or dug up to her tummy - constantly grabbing on head-and-arm on Munn for ref's breaks. Olivia grinning, happy in her work: she's pushing and writhing, constantly freeing up her arms while making Leslie take weight. Munn palming Bibbster's hips, shoving her butt into ropes; palming ribcage, shoving her upright - anything to keep Leslie pinned down. Bibb surviving - doing a good job tying up in the pocket, but offering nothing back against dominant Munn.

R8: Leslie fits Oli for ringing left uppercut off the left plant-leg - the supple blonde equalizer for sturdy brunette pressure. Beautiful punch...Leslie arching her back, the left elbow in tight to her side as she's picking up Olivia's chin: Munn stymied by the lick, eyebrows arched high, eyes closed, mouth open "Ahhh". Olivia's pursuit slows...Leslie able to widen stance again, circle, right (back) ankle coming off canvas as her right toes dig into canvas, pushing for leverage. Munn's face jab-tapped, shiny from punishment.

R9: Inconclusive round...Leslie able to walk Olivia onto the jagged left uppercut, picking her up smartly to oohs and ahhs from the crowd; Munn able to stampede Leslie to ropes, punish her ribcage a bit before being tied up. Leslie roaming the ring all limber-legged and pretty - featuring her jab to fend Olivia off; Munn constantly forward, making the fight.

R10: Everything comes together for Leslie Bibb. Classy, stiff jab very discouraging for Olivia: she's busting up under the touch, slowing her pursuit. Bibb sliding to her left, getting angles on Olivia: blonde girl able to rifle straight right hands down the middle, sparking off Olivia's face; Les fitting Olivia for those gorgeous, supple left uppercuts as Munn's natural aspect is a forward-crouch. As she circles, Leslie starts to own Olivia: long blonde arms reaching out; small gloves pasting and chipping and bouncing off tired brunette features. Munn turning, blinking, tired: she's crossing/uncrossing arms, trying to figure some way to get to Bibb's chest. Late the round, Olivia lunging forward, chin well out front of her feet: Leslie eases Munn in, picks her up that slick left uppercut, spilling Olivia to all fours as Munn staggers past. Leslie lifting her mitts, shouting in triumph, strutting to neutral corner: Munn beats the count, blinking back tears, but she knows she's just coughed up huge points. Remaining seconds gobbled up by Leslie's legs as she lops the perimeter well out of range: she taunts Olivia without mercy at the bell. Comes back UD10 - The Bibbster.

After: Leslie all dimples: huge win for her puts her back on the list for women like Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Wilde...gorgeous, supple blonde striker has a future as an eye-candy opponent at the very least. Munn scowling, staring at canvas hands-on-hips in her corner: she's made a career out of disrupting classy blonde boxers - just couldn't find the off-switch tonight. "I knew I was better than Olivia Munn," Bibb gushes in postfight. "Now the whole world knows it too! I was too fast for her, too pretty: she was really discouraged as the fight wore on, and my body continued to perform magnificently while hers...well: look at her! I REALLY want to get Kate Beckinsale back in the ring for a rematch - I know I would've beaten her tonight. My left uppercut is a peach of a punch - I know a lot of blondes are working it now (ed. note: the left uppercut is colloquially known as a 'Blonde's Best Friend' in sparring-gym parlance) but I don't know if ANYONE'S got it down like I have! That's bad news for any brunettes who want to bully me."