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Unknown Date 1999 Charlize Theron vs Jeanne Tripplehorn

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Posted by Ginny on 11/24/2008, 8:20 am

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Charlize Theron vs. Jeanne Tripplehorn (late 1999?)
Jeanne a feather-fisted boxer with above average skills is a dangerous tune up for Theron following Charlize's impressive title run. Jeanne can't hurt Theron, but she's more than capable of embarrassing the big blonde with her fluid style. Charlize in pale blue string bikini, white sneakers and gloves, Jeanne in faux suede bikini with an Indian motif, complete with moccasins.

Round 1: Theron comes out stalking, stabbing hard with her left, but Jeanne is elusive for the most part. Tripplehorn backpedals, scything with her left to catch Charlize coming in with MULTIPLE LEFT HOOKS TO HER PERKY BREASTS. Jeanne has a beautiful, smooth action on her left hook, and Theron gets a mouthful while scoring only sporadically herself. During the break, Charlize's corner yells at her to get her right off her hip and back at her cheek where it belongs.

Round 2: Charlize continues to hunt Tripplehorn down, pounding the supple brunette hard between the breasts with a left jab that lands with bone jarring force. Jeanne disconcerted, circles away, but midway through the round, Charlize turns her body, lifts the right hand off her hip and clips Jeanne across the chin with a with a sneaky punch the brunette never sees. Tripplehorn wobbles, but boxes wonderfully to avoid Charlize's follow up swings. Final minute sees Jeanne scoring consistently with the left hand, moving to her left.

Round 3: Theron's jackhammer jab to the chest is followed by another to the mouth and within seconds Jeanne's mouth is cut and her eyes look a little glassy. Theron ends the suspense early, turning on that sneaky right hand again and catching Jeanne clean on the jaw. Tripplehorn badly hurt this time, is helpless as Theron reloads. The right hand crashes in hard underneath Jeanne's left, smashing bone just beneath the left breast, and Tripplehorn goes down gurgling in pain.

KO3 Charlize Theron as she destroys the well regarded brunette with ease.

Charlize was still the same old hittable blonde statue in the ring, but she's definitely got a more self-assured look these days, and she was very focused in getting this win. For Tripplehorn, some much needed exposure, and the way she gave it up will probably guarantee her future paydays against big name opponents.