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BPB: Catherine 'Cat' Bell vs. Stacy Keibler, Bra & Panties Boxing (result by simguy/action by simgrrl)
Before: This bout features two welterweights who just simply do NOT like one another! While they've only met twice before in the FCBA, there have been several 'confrontations' at ringside and, of course, there are a half dozen or more times they've squared off in wrestling rings or on penthouse apartment carpets over the years. Keibler had been part of Charlize Theron's stable (The KruZherZ) when Cat Bell was recruited to join. Shortly thereafter, Bell moved in with Theron and it wasn't long before Keibler and several other welters (most notably Natasha Henstridge and Laura Prepon) were declared "excess baggage" and found themselves being jettisoned. Lo and behold, Cat Bell picked up the welter banner for the KruZherZ! So it's understandable that Henstridge, Prepon, Heigl, Witt and several other ex- "KruZherZ KewtyZ" found their way to the press conference to support Keibler against a woman one of them called 'a brunette homewrecker.'
Bell, the consummate actress, all sweetness and light facing the cameras; spinning her own (credible sounding) version of events; at the same time portraying the other KruZherZ welters in the poorest possible light. "Some of those girls just didn't get what Kim was trying to do with her stable," Cat purred silkily, batting her eyes at the boy from HBO who had asked a question. "It was a fuster cluck from the get-go with 'Pussy Kat', Keebs, Prep, Wittless and Nasty all harping on how 'I have to get a fight with (whoever) right now' - all simply to further her own ambition. Lange, Brinkley, Basinger, Cattrall and the rest of Kim's so-called "staff" were hapless; most didn't have a clue what to do. They let the welters run rampant and Pressly and Jewel weren't any better, frankly. It's no wonder the place folded...I'm just surprised it lasted as long as it did."
Asked specifically about Keibler, Cat rolled her eyes, glanced down at her own bosom in the low-cut top she was about to explode out of and sniffed, "Well, some girls just can't accept what the good Lord gave them. I mean, you look at Charlize; she had a difficult childhood; lost her father; dreams of a ballet career crushed by injury, yet she persevered. She worked hard, studied, learned her craft and won an Oscar. She's never even thought of changing who she is or getting plastic surgery to 'enhance' herself - unlike so many others.
"Now Stacy over there," she gestured at the tall, willowy blonde ex-wrestler with a dismissive wave using the back of her hand, "I have to give her a lot of credit for her decision not to let them pump a lot of synthetic substances into her chest, but seriously Stacy, nobody wants to listen to you every day talking about how your tits are all natural! Well sweetie, they may be 'natural' but they're not 'all that' if you know what I mean. Hell, MINE are 'all natural' too and there's a lot more there to love, if you know what I mean," she added snickers from the 'gentlemen of the press corps.'
"You're so broken up because Charlize wouldn't give you the time of day. Well, 'Stick'..." Cat went on, using her pet nickname for Stacy, one that Keebs just hates, "...get over it. Char's got a lot more woman in me than you'll ever be. Go find someone else and settle down, you're wasting your time chasing her, she's not interested!"
Keibler sitting silent, sulking; her face growing redder and redder by the minute. When it's finally her turn at the podium, she steps up and hip-checks Bell as she moves behind her toward the mike, almost knocking Bell headlong into the media gathered in front of the stage. One man, identified only as 'Smackey' puts his hands up to steady her and 'accidentally' grabs Cat's breasts, nearly starting a riot after she rears back and SLAPS him silly! Keibler doubles over laughing.
"Well, Cat," Stacy begins, "Thanks for letting the media get a feel of those 'all natural' goodies you're so proud of. I hope everyone enjoyed the 'Cat scratch' show because that bytch is about as mean as a box of snakes. Now here's the truthiness. Everything was running smoothly at the KruZherZ before SHE came. We all got along, everyone was happy. But once 'her Highness' showed up and seduced Charlize away from the girl who was her girlfriend, Nurse Sunny, then everything changed. Theron was so besotted she wasn't paying attention to her training or her responsibilities to help promote the other KruZherZ matches. In no time, Charlize was just a shell of her former self, Bell is the real reason Charlize was forced to retire; she'd become incapable of getting herself physically or mentally prepared for her fights. Now that she's returned, I'm anxious to see if anything's changed - because it looks to me like she's still in thrall of that brunette witch! Far as I'm concerned, 'The Wizard' isn't the only dunce in the FCBA should be wearin' with a pointy hat!"
Bell off her chair, knocking it over in the process, then it's all security can do to keep the two women separated as the throw punches and, at one point, Cat grabs a fistfull of blonde hair and nearly dumps Keibler off the stage! Of course, the media loves it and ticket sales - which had been sluggish - shot thru the roof. The bout, which had been scheduled as a prelim was bumped up the card to a better spot. Attire too was changed to coincide with the higher visibility, the promoter stipulating the girls will fight in 'bra and panties' - and again, ticket sales went up!
Keibler in white lace strapless bra and thong, garter belt with white stockings; bare feet. Katherine Heigl, Keibler's stablemate and longtime observer and foe of Bell's in Stacy's corner with Empire's buxom Italian trainer, Monica Bellucci who uses her own bulky bosom to point to the vulnerabilities to exploit on Bell's impressively cantilevered cans.
Bell all in black; sturdy underwire camisole, boy-cut panties; garter belt and stockings; wears heels to the ring for the prefight face-to-face, making her tall as Stacy, removes shoes just before the bell. Charlize Theron in Cat's corner with Sharon Stone, whispering last-minute, Keibler-killing, advice; Bell nodding in acknowledgement with a smug smirk.
Bell vs. Keibler (Too much Bra 'n' Panties) PT 2
Posted by for simguy on 10/1/2010, 3:59 pm
During R1: Bell her old self. Cat sticking that straight left in Stacy's face, buffeting her right from the open. Keibler leggy, maneuvering around the margins, trying to circle but Bell's keeping her at bay with a tight defense and that stiff left. When Keebs stands to trade, Bell lobbing in the overhand right, then closing in to wrap Stacy up in a tight embrace of a clutch. Bell getting all 'big girl' on the wiry Keibler, tying her up, bogging her down; bundling her up and driving her backward into the ropes. Once she has Keibler trapped on the ropes, or in a corner, it's just like old times! Cat mauling Stacy's body; ripping into her tight abs with both hands; coming across Stacy's left shoulder with that booming overhand right. When Keebs can't force separation, Cat's not too proud to pound Stacy's perky puppies for extra credit - and does she let her know how much fun it is? Hello! Cat taunts Stacy as she leans on her chest-on-chest; cheek-to-cheek! Not pretty; just ugly, sloppy, big woman stuff with Bell smothering the leggy blonde at every turn the same way she smothered another leggy 'golden' blonde back in the day! Cat books her points for the initial round then earns a contratulatory slap on the butt from her 'friend' Charlize when she returns to her corner. Stacy has to endure the wrath of the ex-KruZherZ who are now her stablemates and seated in her corner.Pressly and Heigl (plus Kurylenko) all screaming advice based on the hours of film study helping Charlize devise her own Bell beating strategy some years ago.
R2: Keibler up on her toes early, flicking her jab in Cat's eyes. Keebs roaming far and wide, maintaining her distance from Cat after having been forced to carry Cat's weight for most of the first round. Keibler's jab is busy, but it's not the stiff, jarring, jab of Cat Bell and once Cat gets past it, she again wraps her arms round Stacy's upper body, wrestling her to the ropes to maul her slender body once more. Cat lifting Stacy off her feet, swinging her around, ragdolling her into the ropes. Once, Cat swings Stacy around and flings her halfway across the ring! Stacy up quickly, bytching to the referee who - upon review - decides it wasn't really a knockdown. Bell reliving her success against Theron in years gone by, unabashedly rough with the infighting; using forearms to pancake Keibler's breasts; elbows upside the head when available and always digging low into Stacy's staunch abs, trying to get her long legs out of the fight. Bell shoving and slugging; roughing Keibler up as much as possible at every opportunity - and not being subtle about it. Ref., letting the girls play, not interfering. Plenty of pectoral pek-pek-pek from Bell; a couple of juggy uppercut answers back from Keibler who'd prefer to keep the fight at long range because when she dips inside to savage sack she risks taking more abuse herself from the heavier brunette. Bell: Keibler scuffed up, breathing hard, getting her puppies iced down between rounds and another earful of unsolicitted advice. Hard-working Cat gets another slap on the rump - this time from Stone - as she comes in for water, neck massage and new right side rubber (NASCAR reference!)
R3: Keibler, determined to get respect, fires off a rolling barrage in the opening minute; Stacy galloping in close to bash Cat's belly, ravage her ribs and savage her sack. Keibler wasn't getting it done long range, so she decides to 'beard the lion' in her own den...the pocket! Stacy's furious, non-stop, long-limbed delivery scooping up underneath has Cat on her heels and forces her to cover up for the first time in the fight. Stacy getting comfortable nestled in close to Cat (seeing why Charlize likes it so much?) punishing Cat's older body with piston-punching precision. Stacy leaning in on the front foot (left), raking her right hands across the brunette's ribs, abs and flanks. Cat bobbing but not moving her feet; answering with straight rights when she can, but with Keibler practially embracing her, and Bell can't extend on her punches and Keibler is busier this round than Cat. Final thirty seconds, Stacy takes jugg! Keibler goes all in on Cat's hulking, heaving, rack. Shoeshining her puppies with criss-cross punching that leaves Cat breathless; then Stacy finishes up with big uppercuts to both cups, the second just after the bell! Cat blowsy and panting as she meanders back to her corner and flops on her stool. Stone kneeling in front, imparting urgent wisdom; Theron gently cooling down Cat's overheated hooters. This time it's Stacy who gets the slap on the azz from Bellucci in her corner and the busty Italian brunette is animated in demonstrating what she wants from Stacy next and when Charlize looks up, she sees Keibler eyeing her with a grim smile of determination.
R4: Cat back to the jab trying to keep Stacy off her body - big change from the first two rounds! Cat no longer as crisp, sharp, and Stacy twice comes up under the left to pound her left breast flat when Cat leaves it out there a beat too long! Cat wincing, dropping her elbow to protect, leaving her head vulnerable. Cat's head snapped by a big overhand right, then Stacy with a withering body barrage; both fists digging hard and deep into Cat's midsection. Bell pale-faced, mouth-breathing, hurt; backs away gasping. Stacy getting frisky, bouncy; jabs Bell's back onto the ropes, rocks her head again with a long, right cross. Bell sags onto the middle strand, her butt jutting between the ropes, covering up. Stacy setting down on her punches now, slashing, lanky limbed punches from all directions as Bell earmuffs, frantically trying to ride out the storm of leather. Stacy tilting to one side, driving up from her knees into Cat's body; then leaning the other way to hammer another nail in Cat's coffin from the opposite side! Stacy furiously pitching in with both hands, hammering Bell's body with heavy-handed shellack as the big, buxom, brunette slowly wilts in the ropes. Sustained rangy walloping leaves Cat almost defenseless and Theron in Cat's corner urging the referee to stop it. Keibler pushes Cat's unresisting arms aside and hup-hup-hup-hup's into her undefended jugs. Cat wailing, tears streaming down her red cheeks as she throws her arms around Keibler's shoulders and slumps against her. Two more hard up-from-below punches to the belly gut Cat and the referee's finally seen enough. He steps in and when he pulls Stacy away, Cat just slides down her sweat-slick body to her knees, and tumbles facefirst at Stacy's feet, then rolls onto her back, her arm thrown across her face. TKO4 Stacy Keibler (technically 'referee stoppage').
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After: Stacy quickly has Monica Bellucci remove her gloves, then charges across the ring to Cat's corner where Charlize Theron and Sharon Stone have put Cat on her stool. Theron is bending over Cat, moving her finger back and forth in front of Bell's unfocused eyes when Stacy runs up behind her, both arms extended, palms slamming into Theron's butt; propelling her headlong from the ring through the ropes down onto the hard cement floor! Stacy grabs the dazed Cat's hair and drags her off the stool, then turns and hip-tosses the groggy brunette down in the middle of the ring. Bell's plush, cushy, body bounces once, ripples radiating through her flesh, then comes to rest on her side.
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