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1 October 2010 Rachel Nichols vs Charlize Theron

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PT 1

Posted by for simguy on 10/1/2010, 4:05 pm

 

 (result: simguy/words: simgrrl)

Before: Charlize Theron's comeback continues and it doesn't get any easier for the "Golden Goddess." Already coming off a beating by the 5'10" blonde Blake Lively, now she has to face another 5'10" toughie, redheaded Rachel Nichols. Rachel not only has three times the number of fights Lively had, she's more mature and more highly regarded - and she's nearly four years younger than Theron! Young Hollywood ingenues are all salivating at the prospect of seeing Theron stumble and now that Lively has exposed her flaws they all see her as vulnerable; ready for the taking; and now they all want to be the girl with "finally retired Charlize Theron for good" on her resume!

Like so many young fighters, Nichols began her career with 9 straight losses, but since then she's won 10 and for the past three years she's won close to 70% of the time. Rachel fought Theron once before, on 3-17-07 (CLICK HERE) It was Rachel's 12th fight and she lost by TKO in the 9th. That fight wasn't close and Theron not only humiliated Nichols, she all but raped the poor girl in the process! As if that wasn't enough, Charlize and eight or ten of her closest fawning 'A-list' celebs dragged out the Victoria's Secret Body Saddle and made like a playground merry-go-round; each of them taking the sobbing redhead for a 'spin' around the ring! Ugly!

"Charlize Theron certainly didn't conduct herself like a Hall of Fame fighter that night," Rachel recalls prefight. "I was just a star-struck kid back then but I've learned a lot in the ensuing years. I'm not so brash as to predict a win tonight, she's still a terrific fighter, but win or lose she won't be having her way with some ingenue this time. Listen, I proved it with my win over Gena Lee Nolin; once I line a girl up in my sights and go to work on her body, she's done for. I've been around a while, learned a few things and one of them is to take advantage of your opportunities. I have a lot of friends in the FCBA now, women who've fought with, and against, Theron. She's gotten herself in great shape, no doubt, but she's nowhere near all the way back to where she was when she beat me three years ago. There are things you can do to beat Charlize Theron, everybody knows what they are after seeing her for ten years or more. It's just that they're not so easy to accomplish. But, I will so some of them and if I do enough, I can win tonight. If so, I've got some things in mind for her as payback for 2007..."

Charlize grinning as she steps to the podium. "I didn't even remember until I pulled out my old VHS tape of the bout - if that gives you an idea of how long ago it was - who she was. And when I looked at her...wow...she was some lush bodied beauty back then. But look at her now; frown lines; sun bleached, dried out, skin. She's still got a nice body, but it takes more than long legs and big taa-taa's to make you a fighter, Rache. You've got Pantene hair and a Victoria's Secret body, but that's all! Where's your heart? I checked out the list of women you beat since I schooled you.

"Want to know who she's beaten? Here's the names: Laura Prepon, Minka Kelly, Anne Hathaway, Anna Torv, Kat Heigl, Lis Rohm, Kurylenko, Strahovski and Nolin. Couple of pretty good names, right?

Not so fast! She lost to Winstead (twice!), Katie Holmes, Strahovski, Biel and AJ 'Freakin' Cook! Oh, and I'll throw in a draw, with Kurylenko. Not a 'murder's row' of talent. Aside from Strahovski (who also she lost to) has she beaten anyone of note at the time? Strahovski, Torv and Heigl; that's about it - and Kat Heigl's not really that good any more. Torv was on her way up when she lost to Nichols, so that leaves Yvonne Strahovski earlier this year. Yvonne was good then and she's good now; but Strahovski's no Charlize Theron and never will be!

"So I'd like to know what you're planning in the way of a 'payback' but, sadly, unless you tell me I'm afraid I'm doomed to disappointment because there's NO WAY you will beat me. Not tonight, not next year, not ever!"

Rachel in green lace push up; print bikini bottom; black shoes; coppery curls in a messy pony tail, ringlets framing her face. Theron in creme thong bikini; tiny triangle cups barely covering her aureola; patch front with a butt crack string to leave her full moon globes jiggling provocatively; golden goddesses hair loose, still disheveled, after the dust-up with the Empire vixens after the Cat Bell-Stacy Keibler bout; bare feet. Black gloves on both women.

 

Re: PPV: Charlize Theron vs. Rachel Nichols PT 2

 

Posted by for simguy on 10/1/2010, 4:07 pm

 

During R1: Theron up on her toes, boxing early; sticking Rachel's face with her jab. Nichols flat-footed, slinging in power shots to the body with both hands. Charlize shaken and by the one minute mark she's already been forced to the ropes where she's pinned and taking a lathering. Theron: hands up; butt stuffed in the ropes; soaking up a body beating. Rachel: busy off the blonde's chest; helping herself to Charlize's trim waist, her exposed flanks. Redhead wriggling her arms up under Theron's guard, prying it apart for a good old fashioned redheaded stepchild type beating. A good, systematic, drubbing by Rachel as the first round which ends with Theron looking decidedly disheveled, but stylistically she's still sound. Rachel, on her way back to her corner, playfully SLAPS Charlize's butt - a reminder to the Golden Goddess of their first meeting. Theron spinning around, glaring, lips pursed.

R2: This time Charlize DOES get hurt! With her back on the ropes, again; soaking up punches, again; Charlize is ROCKED by a big right uppercut from the redhead that leaves her loopy! There's a good two and a half minutes left and Theron is dazed, legs wonky, body slumping limp against the ropes. Nichol's eyes glowing as she digs her left shoulder under Charlize's chin; body half-turned away, holding Theron's right arm under her left elbow as she digs, digs, digs to the body, looking to put miles on that Golden HOF chassis! Ref., pretty much helpless as he can't see Theron's right hand behind the big redhead, so lets her continue to bludgeon the blonde's body with her own thumping right. Charlize, sponging up the beating of a lifetime as Rachel bludgeons her belly and plunders her bra thick-n'-thumping to those perky breasts; squeezes out a bleat of hurt or three while Charlize struggles to wrap Rachel with her left arm around the neck. When the referee finally does part them, Rachel squares away and empties herself onto Theron, but despite all the punching, the redhead can't put the blonde down. Bell: Theron left a battered wreck just six minutes into the contest while Rachel is a mouth-breathing, chest heaving, redheaded harridan. Again, Rachel with gives Charlize's glutes another SPANK - but this time not so playfully and unlike the first time, Theron sullenly takes this insult without so much as a glance backward.

R3: Theron not yet back; Rachel only partway recovered from her exhausting punching; both women flat-footed, trading heavy-handed slugging midring. Charlize pushing Rachel's shoulders back for some big woman, supple, trading to the body, head. Rachel, when she can, goes back to Theron's little bra with hard-hearted determination. Charlize grunting as her cups get pancaked; answering in kind when Rachel's rack is available, working redheaded abs when it's not. Down the stretch, Rachel gets a little 'jug-happy' and it costs her! Theron able to slip a booming right cross clean to chin that leaves Rachel rubbery-legged and jelly-gluted! Theron using her long, strong, legs, digging her toes into the mat and pushing Rachel back to ropes where she 'opens up to clean up' - but the veteran being a tad more conservative; more energy-conservation aware than Rachel when she'd had the same opportunity in the prior round. This time it's Nichols who suffers and at the bell, it's Charlize who gives Rachel's rump a firm, open-handed, SPLAT! Rachel reacts with fiery faced indignation and a toss of her damp, red, hair but nothing that the referee feels requires his intervention: just two playful gals having a little fun with the other's posterior!

R4: Charlize out flat-footed, working in a forward aspect out of a wide stance; her right heel up off canvas as she circles slowly clockwise, steadily punishing Rachel with her methodical jab as well as a series of right hand-left hook sequences from well outside; keeping her well-jostled jugs out of harm's way. Nichols turning with, getting busted up to the face and/or being ripped to body. NICHOLS 'S HURT! Rachel sullen down the stretch and Charlize closes the range; fetching a wide, sweeping, right across Rachel's tummy that cripples the big redhead! DOWN GOES NICHOLS!! Theron shifts right, lifts an outside-in bolo right uppercut catches Nichol's ruddy face, then slinging a check-mate right down over Rachel's left shoulder. Rachel sprawls wide-eyed on her butt, rolls onto her back, knees in the air! Red hair spraying sweat as Nichols sits up, shaking her head, rolling over on all fours. Charlize eyeing Rachel's raised rump as she leans on the ropes in the farthest corner, watching as Nichols clears the cobwebs and beats the count by a narrow margin. Charlize closes quickly with only a few ticks left on the clock, Rachel takes a few more hard licks then is saved by the bell. This time, Charlize gives Rachel's backside TWO spanks, one with each hand - and Nichols, still somewhat dazed, sullenly turns to glare. The referee this time thinks it prudent to intervene, somewhat mildly and just in case.

R5: Rachel gutty, but grounded; still sluggish with hurt but all heart. Red pushing herself on Theron, fighting sleepily on the inside; using her fists to bash blonde body; bringing her punches sweeping across Charlize's chest, landing the odd elbow every so often which brings a smile to Rachel's lips as Charlize lets out a squeek of pain. Theron too, is shabby, but looking more alert after two rounds of gradual recovery from Nichols early abuse. Charlize willingly accepting Rachel into her clinches, steering her as she walks her around the ring, then pushing her off to jab-jab-jab Rachel back into the ropes. Both women working hard this round, not much to choose but Theron's the one dictating the action for the points. Fifth straight round ends with a butt slapping - this one again by Charlize who's spanking her redhead in more ways than one!
After 300 and something career fights, Charlize has been this positions hundreds of times and isn't going to get rattled or overly excited. Nichols, with 1/10th the number of fights, is in a position where every fight still has the possiblity of presenting new and different experiences - which may explain the level of excitement in Nichol's corner between rounds compared to the calm, almost languid, pace in Charlize's...or maybe it's the absence of Cat Bell (who's still in her dressing room recuperating from her semi-final). Sharon Stone slips two personally molded-to-fit cold gel packs in Theron's bra cups to ease her pain.

R6: Sixth verse, same as the fifth! The younger redhead's rate of recovery suffering setback's every round, leaving her in a steadily deteriorating state of readiness. She's fresh off her stool, but Theron quickly landing a hard punch that puts her back in trouble. Nichols nevertheless, resolutely stumbling forward, taking the fight to Charlize; and walking into shots! Theron setting up flat footed, but her long ballerina-trained legs making it easy for her to step outside; creating gaps; walking Rachel into her clutch-punch-clutch trap . Rachel busting up (not so) nicely; her countenance looking sleepy and she's more and more shabby as the round goes on. Theron in complete control, riding Rachel to the ropes, laying her body on Nichols'; cheek-to-cheek as Charlize is twisting, turning, her shoulders, scrubbing 'bumpers' with Rachel who's helpless to prevent Charlize from exciting herself at Rachel's expense. Charlize heavy breathing at the bell; visibly excited as she pry her bosom off of Rachel's; glancing down and grinning. Rachel blushing; youngster unused to this kind of public display - unlike her worldy wise opponent. When the referee reaches between them to separate them, Charlize grabs Rachel's bottom with both hands and hangs on, rubbing her scent on Rachel; sending her redheaded plaything mixed messages for damm sure!

R7: Rachel's fitness kicks in. Theron's been doing most of the work for the past - not all of it fighting and by paying more attention to 'seduction' than boxing the previous round, Charlize allowed Rachel to get her second wind! Nichols edging inside on Theron and this time it's the younger, stronger, redhead walking the leggy blonde to the ropes and pinning her with a shoulder between Theron's bra cups. A couple of gut-busting body blows take Theron's breath away and Rachel goes to work! Thick, body-strapping punching cramps up the blonde before a ripping right uppercut leaves her queasy-kneed and limp. Rachel takes over; hup-hup-huping into the underside of Charlize's bra cups! Pasty-faced and mouth-breathing, Charlize struggles trying to wrestle herself off the ropes to find room to maneuver. THERON GOES DOWN! A barrage of bludgeoning body blows eventually is more than Theron can take and she slowly wilts to her knees, then forward on all fours!
Rachel watches fascinated; chest heaving; gasping; hands on hips, breathlessly exultant! Referee takes Nichols elbow and points her to a neutral corner with still a long minute left in the round. Theron up at eight, covers up on ropes and takes her beating like a blonde deadweight, draping herself all over Nichols. Rachel thudding and thumping away mindlessly with both hands, mercilessly. Bell: Rachel shoves Charlize head through the ropes and beats her bottom like a bongo drum until the referee, feeling 'justice' has been served, finally steps in, slaps her shoulder and tells her, "OK, that's enough."

 

Re: PPV: Charlize Theron vs. Rachel Nichols  Conc.

 

Posted by for simguy on 10/1/2010, 4:10 pm

 

R8: Rachel out to build on her previous good work, reaching in to wrap Theron up, then chests her back to the ropes where she gives Charlize a little payback 'rub 'n' scrub' of own with HER breasts before she pushes off to get down to the serious work of doing some 'blonde destruction.' Theron covered up all loose and forlorn, takes a withering beating in the body; getting occasionally lit up by uppercuts that snap her body upright. She's blinking, shaking her head and getting busted up - but she's remaining upright on pride alone as Nichols comes all the way back to finally draw even on the score cards. At the bell it's another bottom spank from Rachel who makes her point emphatically! Cat Bell joins Stone in Charlize's corner in time to give her girl a quick kiss "for luck" just before the bell.

R9: Charlize right to the ropes, sets up and waves Rachel in with both gloves. Nichols eagerly complies - and gets tied up! Theron gets all 'wily veteran' clever on Nichols this round, wrapping the big blonde up in a golden cacoon, tangling her arms and clinching, thumping to the body in tight and bogging Rachel down in a blonde miasma. Referee has his hands full (literally) as he's continually wedging his arms between their chests to push them apart: getting a dirty scowl from Nichols at one point and Theron actually slaps his hand from her breast at another! Referee warning Theron twice: once for holding and hitting and once for holding on the breaks. Heaving blonde letting the redhead feel her weight this round as Charlize mugs Rachel as she's coming in; brutalizes her body in the clinches, then scuffs her up as the referee parts them. Showy display by a skilled veteran who manages to bog Rachel down and touch her up at every opportunity; frustrating the redhead who spends a lot of time on top of Charlize at the ropes, yet manages to lose the round by a comfortable margin thanks to Theron's landing more punches. Nichols stomping angrily back to her corner, muttering under her breath; cursing at her trainer - as if she had anything to do with it! Theron receiving another slap on the backside - this time from Cat Bell who goes to work with the icy cold on Theron's plumping up puppies - thanks to an 'inadvertant' Nichols elbow landed late.

R10: Both women showing the effects after nine rugged rounds of 'big woman' boxing. Theron looking ragged but still with a solid, forward aspect; circling slowly clockwise; sniping Rachel's face with that straight left jab; landing it with cold precision. Nichols mouth-breathing, letting Theron set the pace, looking to counterattack at any opening; pivoting on her back (right) foot as she mirrors Theron. Rachel's legs shot and when she tries to move them, she stumbles; looking shabby trying to close whenever Charlize slip-slides backward to extend the range. Nichols certainly not backing down, she's willing to trade but she continually ships leather without getting hers in exchange! Theron's jab pumping like a mechanical piston the entire round and that alone wins her the fight - although she lands several solid right crosses and one thick, hurtful, left uppercut that digs deep into Rachel's stomach and seal the deal with a little over a minute left. After that punch, Nichols has nothing left to answer with and it comes back an anti-climactic but decisive UD10 Theron.

After: It's a great bounceback win for Theron after her disappointing outing against blonde nemesis Lively. Nichols, a young fighter herself, is considered in many circles to be superior to Blake Lively although you couldn't prove it by the result. Still, Theron takes much more damage in this fight than she did from Lively, but to be fair, Lively only had half as long to inflict her damage...not that she needed to! But by any objective measure, this is the kind of performance we're used to seeing from the "old" Theron; a solid, workman like performance against a woman she expected to beat.

Interestingly, in the aftermath there's no drama as there has been in previous fights; perhaps 'merely' winning will be enough for Theron now that she looks to be settling in to her old routine? Oh, those shameless hussies "the Foxfire Fillies" charged the ring, swarmed around Ms. Nichols and made a big thing of bouncing up and down like petulant children as the result was announced, but everyone seemed to calm down when Charlize Theron came striding over. Garner tried to get in Charlize's face, but Theron put her hand between Jen's breasts and pushed her (firmly) away, then went up to Rachel and extended her hand. As they shook, Charlize wrapped her left arm around Rachel's shoulders, pulled her into an embrace and held her breast-to-breast, talking in her ear for several seconds, then gave her a kiss on the cheek, spun around and walked away. Garner and most of the over "Foxy Felines" were dumbstruck and no one tried to interfere.

Meanwhile, at ringside, Blake "Livid" Lively was busily tweeting (twittering?) (fluttering?) on her blog which was reported to say some disparaging things about Nichols being "unable to clean up the dregs I left her." Watching the fight, it seemed more likely that Nichols had reason to blame Lively for 'waking a sleeping giant" as Theron came out more focused, more fit and more energetic than we've seen her since her return from her 'involuntary retirement' as it's being called now.

In her postfight press appearance, Archer News Service asked Rachel what Charlize had said to her and she revealed that Charlize, "...told me I fought a helluva fight and she was glad I pushed her the way I had. I thanked her and told her she hadn't seen the last of me. That's when she gave me that sweet kiss and said she hoped not, that I was too good not to be a force in the lightweight ranks for some time to come. I really appreciated that, especially coming from her."

Boxing World Online's reporter told Charlize what Rachel had said and she nodded in agreement. "She's a terrific young fighter and just 30 y/o, so she's got her whole future ahead of her." Asked about the kiss and "all that breast rubbing stuff" during the fight, Charlize simply smiled and just shook her head. "Oh no, I'm not going there! What happens in the ring stays in the ring," she laughed.

But when Fighting Ingenue's stringer asked her to compare Nichols to Blake Lively, the 'Golden Goddess' got serious. "Lively's a totally different fighter than Nichols. She's heavier, wider and more of a load - girl definitely has welter thighs on her, no doubt about that. Nichols is a real lightweight, but she packs a welter punch when she connects. She took a toll on my bra tonight, I can tell you. Now I'm gonna have to retire it before it busts wide open in the ring. And I really liked that one too," she added with a wink to the pretty new Tractorpull beauty Tess Valmore.

Put on the spot about the 'apparent rivalry' between Foxfire and The Academy, Charlize looked shocked, shocked to find there's rivalry going on in the FCBA. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe it had something to do with me and Garner fighting like 18 or 20 times? Or it might simply be about that bikini of Madsen's fluttering from our flagpole? Hello, for all I know, maybe the two groups just don't like each other. Who cares, really? It's all good for the FCBA, isn't it? Besides, I know Ginny offered the Foxy girls a chance to get Madsen's suit back and they're "thinking" about it. I told Cat just the other day that I'd like to see her get Monica Bellucci's and fly it with Virginia's. Who knows, we may start a whole new sub-strata of 'underground boxing' in the FCBA betting attire. Anyone who's seen my movies knows I've got nothing to hide."

A hand in the back shot up and Charlize looked up and said, "Yes?" without thinking.

Tess Valmore stood up, tugged at her blouse to emphasize the swell of her bosom and said, "I've seen all your movies Ms. Theron, and you WERE nude in many of them. I'd just like to second what you said, you really don't have 'anything' to hide. Thank you." When Tess sat down smiling, you could have heard a pin drop in the room.

Then Rachel Nichols started to giggle and she couldn't stop...then Charlize joined in and pretty soon, everyone was laughing - everyone except Tess Valmore...
 
 

 

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