BEFORE: We have received a live report of the Stephanie McMahon vs. Kaley Cuoco match from the first round of the JMDD Tournament. In our reader's interest, the exact report is listed below. 

Round 1: Kaley, being the lightweight normally and weighing less on average than the welterweight Stephanie, controls the match early with her speed and just dancing around Stephanie with ease while Stephanie tries to attack with her traditional hard blows. Kaley gets in some uppercuts every so often to Stephanie’s lovely breasts, but Stephanie gets her revenge in before too long. The round goes 10-9 Kaley due to her hard work at the beginning of the round. 

Round 2: Stephanie revenge for the slowstart of the first round only continues here, just punishing Kaley’s poor breasts while not keeping her own protected in return, but her great offense can supercede that with no problem. Stephanie wins the round and ties up the score 19-19 

Round 3: Kaley’s light weight speed again gives her the advantage once more as she can avoid Stephanie’s now-slowing shots like the first round, tagging her with jabs to the more exposed breasts when possible. Kaley wins the round on points, bringing the score to 29-28 

Round 4: It appears that for now, Kaley’s luck had just run out and the BBT star spends the round getting knocked around like a pinball, turning her normally very white breasts into a medium rare shade of red. Stephanie wins the round by a wide margin, making the score 38-37 Stephanie. 

Round 5: Kaley goes for one last burst of energy, nailing Stephanie a few times as hard as she can to start off the round, but as the match continues, it's not enough as Stephanie beats her breasts black and blue before finishing her off with a knockout in 2:31, and advances to the semi-finals of the JMDD Tournament! 

AFTER: It's a big moment for Stephanie, who is understandably excited with her biggest win to date over a top ten fighter in Kaley and is her first win in JMDD, advancing to the semi-finals to take on the winner of Upton-Atkinson. Stephanie is no stranger to being in the ring, of course, but given that she is typically a heel, she is more used to hearing unflattering chants in the ring but this time, gets to enjoy the cheers of approval from a raucous crowd who is chanting “J-M-D-D, J-M-D-D”. Stephanie's eyes light up as she approaches Kaley, who is pulling herself up to a seated position in the turnbuckle, clutching her chest and shaking her head in an attempt to clear it. 

Stephanie, however, is not going to give her that opportunity as she removes her gloves, tossing them one at a time to the sand as the crowd eats it up, watching her slowly approach her foe as she then drops to her knees and reaches for Kaley's short blonde tresses. Yanking forward on them as she folds Cuoco forward, just aiming to press her face-first into her proud cleavage for a smother as she leans her weight forward. Kaley is in a seated position and doesn't have much leverage as Stephanie goes to slide across her lap, just pressing her head back into the turnbuckle to trap her foe's face between her breasts and a hard place, which in this case, is the corner. Kaley's head tries to turn either way to avoid McMahon's jugs as she pushes on Stephanie's shoulder and abs, trying to squirm free but can't seem to escape. 

Stephanie keeps pushing forward as she uses her weight and impressive cleavage to smother Cuoco out as her rival's movements slow and slumps back into the turnbuckle, apparently out cold. Stephanie pushes up off of Kaley as she kneels over her, looking down at her foe's face in jug-shock and slick with sweat, red and unconscious. McMahon just smiles as she runs her fingers through her hair and then pushes herself to her feet, posing over Kaley before she spots something in the crowd. Kaley is left slumped down in the corner as Stephanie sees a poster from a Kate Upton supporter in the crowd and stepping towards them, she asks for the poster and the eager fan provides it as Stephanie TEARS it into pieces! Stephanie smirks as she then steps over the torn pieces and grinds her foot down. Rather than boo, the fans cheer loudly at this display and Stephanie raises her hands, soaking in the approval and enjoying this different reaction here in the FCBA! 

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