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21 September 2015 Reiko Aylesworth vs Tori Spelling

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Posted by Anon on September 21, 2015, 11:57 pm

The main event of Punchfest '15 featured two fighters who were, up to this point, winless. With this detail getting a great deal of play, both camps had put a great deal of time into preparing in an attempt to avoid the most embarrassing loss imaginable. The end result: two extremely confident fighters, despite all evidence. "Tori's never even made it past the third round. Our win count may be the same, but we are NOT on the same level," commented Aylesworth in the days before the event. Spelling, predictably, disagreed. "In the past, I was always used as a sacrifice to more experienced fighters who needed some time on camera. Reiko is not even close to where she needs to be to have a chance against me." 

 

Making her entrance in a purple bikini, Spelling put on a good show for the crowd, shadow boxing and getting a small cheer for her theatrics. Aylesworth, in a blue bikini, offered Spelling a final chance to surrender, causing the blonde to wave her away casually. 

 

Round 1 

Spelling's optimism was backed up by the results of the first round despite Aylesworth's best efforts. While both relatively out of practice actresses managed passable performances, Aylesworth was slightly more predictable. Combined with Spelling's height advantage, Aylesworth faced an uphill battle in which she seemed satisfied to stay low and allow Spelling to pull ahead. Spelling was unable to turn the advantage into something bigger, but the round still represented a poor start for the brunette. 

 

Round 2 

Aylesworth rallied well in the second round despite early speed bumps; Spelling seemed determined to turn her lead into a beating in the opening, posing a threat but ultimately fought off by her opponent. The fight remained fairly even until a head on collision between Aylesworth's fist and Spelling's nose put the blonde on the defense, parrying and dodging with only weak responses. Spelling poked her head out of her shell towards the end, too late to take the round back. 

 

Round 3 

Spelling continued to play a more efficient defense in the third round, frustrating Aylesworth as she prodded her rival often enough to stay effective. The stalling tactic worked, earning Spelling some points, as well as booing and flying debris from all sides. Judging from her expression during the break, the blonde actress considered it a good trade. 

 

Round 4 

As the crowd, still disappointed in the borderline actionless third round, called out helpful suggestions on what Aylesworth should do with her rival, the brunette attempted to make them happen. She fell slightly short, but still managed to connect with the odd attack despite Spelling's efforts. Another last minute comeback attempt from the blonde fell apart, giving Aylesworth a narrow win. 

 

Round 5 

With an even fight on her hands, but a deficit in crowd support, Spelling entered the fifth round looking more aggressive. In the opening, Aylesworth fought her to a draw, but soon after the blonde actress began to pull ahead. Spelling, possibly to the crowd's continued disappointment, failed to hurt Aylesworth substantially, but pulled off total control as an acceptable substitute. Less importantly, each time Aylesworth's face bounced off of Spelling's fist, the crowd seemed to find a bit of forgiveness for the blonde. A sweaty, unhappy Aylesworth sulked in her corner between rounds, having spent one embarrassing period thoroughly outclassed. 

 

Round 6 

Poised to run away with the fight, Spelling went on the offense again early in the sixth round. The blonde enjoyed a period of success before being beaten to the punch by Aylesworth. Her own attack veering off harmlessly, the blonde absorbed a second, more solid punch from Aylesworth before she could even react to the first. Stunned, the blonde ineffectively intensified her efforts, resulting in a painful period of total dominance for Aylesworth. Eventually, Spelling forced the brunette back, earning herself a moment's respite and a chance for another try. However, even with a clean slate, in her weakened state Spelling was still easy prey for Aylesworth until the bell. 

 

Round 7 

Spelling, rested but still far from peak condition, presented Aylesworth with a straightforward task in the seventh round. The brunette allowed Spelling to waste energy in short, desperate flurries, then moved to pound the struggling actress, inflicting serious damage on each try. Spelling spent a moment looking unsteady near the middle of the round after Aylesworth shook her with an unopposed right left to the sides of her face. However, the blonde shook it off and did her best to slow Aylesworth down. Aylesworth allowed herself to be chased off, taking her time and only striking back hard close to the finish of the round. A single swing from the brunette bypassed Spelling's defenses, smashing into her chin and leaving her legs unresponsive. The blonde sank to the ground, slowly settling in a position on her back as gravity did its work on her dangling limbs, cheek to the mat. By the time Spelling began the painful process of rising to a sitting position, there was not enough of the count left for her to recover. 

 

Though Spelling did eventually regain her senses, Aylesworth was ready for her, pushing the teary eyed blonde down to the ground with her foot. The dangers of losing such a high stakes match were made clear as the helpless actress attempted to rise again, only to burst into tears when Aylesworth once again forced her down. McGowan, at a safe distance, attempted to shoo the winner off, with intentional ineffectiveness. After tormenting Spelling for a period, Aylesworth finally leaned over, effortlessly bringing her fist down on the blonde's face, leaving her in a daze, flat on her back as the winner exited the ring with the delighted referee. 

 

"I really feel I should apologize to my fans for slacking off," commented Aylesworth once the smoke had cleared. "Tori lasted more rounds against me than she had in her entire career, and I don't think that's really excusable on my end." 

 

The conclusion of the event saw rumors of miscellaneous bad behavior from fighters and entourages backstage. However, Punchaholics Anonymous released a statement in the following days claiming that numbers for Punchfest '15 had "exceeded targets," neglecting to mention any issues or criticism resulting from the event.

 

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