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25 September 2015 Jeri Ryan vs Demi Moore

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on September 25, 2015, 5:04 pm

 

Jeri Ryan vs. Demi Moore by Lookout & simgrrl
Jeri Ryan (47yo, 5'8”, 127#) v Demi Moore (53yo, 5'5”, 125#) by Lookout & simgrrl


Moore back in an FCBA ring for her first fight in six years! She's steadfastly refused to address rampant speculation about the reason(s) for her return in which her recent divorce figured prominently. There's also “the rumor that will not die”... a (no doubt fanciful) story about a proposed series of fights against Demi's old nemesis, Sharon Stone. These rumors have been around since the 90's and there's never been any concrete facts to back them up. Still, speculation won't go away! The most recent iteration has then in a series of fights - in Dubai - for generous prize money fronted by an obscenely rich Arab oil sheik with a brunette vs blonde fetish.

Of course, any healthy male of a certain age has likely fantasized at one time or another of Demi Moore (Striptease, GI Jane) rolling around half-naked with a similarly undressed Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct, Total Recall), so it's not THAT difficult to believe that SOMEONE who has more money than sense would try to make it happen for real.

But unlike Demi and Sharon, Jeri Ryan is living proof that some men's fantasies DO come true - as the sight of her in a bikini or in her recent JMDD bouts has proved time and again. And while there's no indication THIS fight will reveal either of the two fighter's racks, there's no indication it WON'T either. As with so many things in “reel life” only time will tell!

Both women veterans of “the game” and are intimately familiar with the ins and outs of Hollywood, so naturally the pre-fight talk has not only been cautiously non-controversial, it's been downright bland; with none of the usual catty references to “boob jobs” or jobs undeservedly earned “on her back.” In fact, if you didn't know better, you'd think the two were old friends!

Demi going with a black under-wire bra and matching thong reminiscent of her attire in “Striptease” and the black gloves and hi-top shoes not only complete the monochromatic theme, but give the dark-haired beauty an air of latent malevolence. Ryan, wanting to present a stark contrast, chooses a “virginal white” lace bra and boy-cut panty set and her red gloves have a white striking surface, complementing her high white shoes.

The women get chesty mid-ring during instructions from referee Pam Grier and while Ryan's height advantage doesn't look so daunting seeing them together, her heavyweight hooters seem awesome next to Demi's which were professionally 'downsized' after their appearance in “Striptease.”

During R1: Demi showing better footwork and ring discipline than in her previous bouts several years ago; fighting out of a low crouch, working Ryan's body and taking advantage of Jeri's legendary hooters as she dips and ducks on the inside, coming up underneath to put some hurt to the big blonde's bulging boobs. Ryan not liking the abuse, backing off...drawing Moore forward, countering with the solid right hand that's ended many a woman's evening. Ryan right reinforcing Moore's sense of caution and the smaller brunette finds the way to Ryan's rack growing more daunting as the round proceeds. Still, stubborn Demi showing her grit, accepting her punishment in exchange for a chance to get her mitts on Jeri's “jumpin' jubblies” - as any rational senscient being would in the circumstances. Moore's excessively cautious approach is tossed aside in the closing thirty seconds as she goes “all in” boring forward under fire to hammer left-right combos that - at the bell - have Ryan's rack a-jumpin' and a-jigglin' as Moore turns away with a self-satisfied smirk...taking the rounds ten points with her (close).

R2: Ryan making small, subtle, adjustments to Moore's inside tactics; doubling up on the jab to keep the smaller brunette at a comfortable distance from her body this round. Moore finding herself out at the end of Ryan's left, unable to reach under to torture Ryan's rack. Jeri far more comfortable circling right, away from Moore's pesky right hand which kept Jeri's left bra cup in a more/less constant up-down motion earlier with uppercuts. Moore pursuing doggedly, applying steady pressure, not letting Ryan settle or set herself. But even backing away, it's Ryan setting the tone with the jab and, whenever Moore gives her an opening, Jeri drops the “hammer” of her right. Moore rocked several times, but shakes them off in best “G.I. Jane” tradition and keeps coming forward. Neither hurt but Jeri pockets the points for this, a close, second round.

R3: Moore with an early leap-in right hand lead surprises the younger blond and just that quickly, Moore takes command; up-tempoing and showing she's every bit as fit as her body appears to be. Thunderous left hook nearly puts Ryan on her backside, follow-on right hammers her to the ropes where the proud blond is forced to clinch with the smaller brunette. Demi's fists pumping furiously inside, putting mileage on Ryan's body and stealing the spring from her legs! Jeri pulling down Moore's head, putting her weight on the smaller, older, woman; but Demi shrugs her off and keeps hammering lefts and rights into Jeri's jiggling abs and, later, uppercutting those firm old hooters with alternating, criss-cross, speedbag attacks that have the red-faced blonde weeping. Demi's late round puppy pounding leaves a rack-ravaged Ryan sagging breathless with her butt in the ropes at the bell as Demi bounces away all excited. The well-beaten blond finally stumbles tearily to her corner and flops on her stool; her sweaty butt hitting the wood with a damp SPLAT. Academy corner bringing out the ice; stuffing Jeri's bra full of soothing cold to try and hold down the swelling soft tissue as Ryan, red-faced with embarrassment, chooses comfort over the humiliation of getting her frontage iced on live TV after it took a beating from a woman old enough to be most celebrity fighters gramma as Demi Moore wins the third round on points (wide)!

R4: Ryan recovering most her composure, and her wind, between rounds, yet still she comes out tentative, remembering Demi's previous round “sucker punch”. Facing Demi's challenge, Jeri quickly returns to feeding Demi a steady diet of left jabs to the face and rights to her torso - small payback for Demi's previously frenetic “rack work” - but Jeri does what she can without being reckless or taking careless chances against a woman who's proven she can be patient, and deadly! Slowly, Jeri's experience and battle tested conditioning turn the tide in her favor. Still, Moore proves a wily, and resiliant, opponent and twice in the round - just at the point Jeri felt she had regained command - Demi would lash out with a flurry of breast-bashing-blows that rocked Ryan back on her heels. Each time, Jeri had to dig deep and fight back, slowly overcoming the smaller, older, brunette's resolve with her own power punching. Down the stretch, for the first time in the fight, Jeri thought she could see a light at the end of the tunnel. Ryan won the round, but her margin was razor thin and as she returned to her stool, she knew Demi Moore was still a dangerous foe.

R5: Demi showed her own dramatic recouperative powers, standing before the bell with sweat and the water poured over her head glistening as the light shown on her flat abs. Jeri felt her age as, with her seconds hand on her butt to help, she rose to face another round. Jeri stepped forward, moving to her left this time, away from Moore's devastating left, tucking in safely behind her own pistoning jab with her right fist cocked at her right cheek. Moore stepped left, then turned into another hard left hook that came in under Jeri's right elbow and took her breath away! At the same moment, Jeri was unleashing her own right hand, straight over Moore's left shoulder to smash with terrible impact on the side of Demi's jaw. Moore's legs buckled as she tilted to her right, then she went crashing facefirst to the canvas and lay still. Jeri stepped over Demi's prostrate body, glancing back over her shoulder at the rump of the brunette who lay sprawled at the feet of the referee. The countout was a formality from that point, as Demi Moore never moved a muscle.
Jeri Ryan wins by a KO5 over an overmatched Demi Moore who, nevertheless, gave her plenty of problems in the brief time she hung around!
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After: Ryan quickly gets her gloves cut off, then hustles toward Moore's corner where Demi's three daughters, Scout, Tallulah and Rumer, hurriedly form a protective screen in front of their groggy mom. But after a brief exchange with Jeri, the youngsters nervously step aside, but hover behind Ryan ready to pounce at the first sign of trouble. Not to worry. Jeri takes a knee in front of Moore and leans in as they talk for a minute, then Ryan stands, gives Demi's shoulder a friendly slap, and returns to her corner. Nothing to see here folks!

Later: Blonde standing beside brunette on the dais, arm around her shoulder, looking about as friendly as two women can who only minutes before had been trying to knock the others block off.

“No,” Jeri responded to the first question from the media. “I'm not surprised by the fight Demi put up. I expected nothing less. She's been a scrapper and fighter her whole life, no reason why - once she decided to get back in the ring - she wouldn't do her utmost to win. We expected her to make the fight at close range, I had height and reach advantages that would be hard, if not impossible, to overcome any other way. And she was damned effective at it too,” Jeri admitted, unconsciously touching her bruised bosom.

“She's always had a great left hook; knew that coming in,” Ryan said, glancing at Demi. “But knowing she's got it and avoiding it; well, they're two different things. She can still land with power. But it was that right in .. what...the third? ... round that almost undid me. I was totally not expecting that. It's the hardest round I've had in a while...just couldn't get away from her.”

Jeri declined, as usual, to speculate about her next opponent. “I have management for that,” she said. “And right now, people aren't beating down Ginny's door demanding to fight me. So I'll wait until she lines something up before talking about it.”

When Demi was asked if this was the start of a “comeback” for her, she looked surprised. “I don't think so, no... not unless Celebrity Boxing starts a 'seniors division' I won't. Besides, I weigh too much to be fighting women my height. At lightweight, most of them are Jeri's height, or even taller. Tonight showed just how tough a job that that can be.”

Demi just laughed when asked about a rumored “series” of fights with Sharon Stone. “I have no doubt that somebody, somewhere, would love to see that. But I suspect - for the most part - 'somewhere' would probably be 1998 and 'somebody' would be seriously deranged if they wanted it to happen 'now'. Sharon's even older and in worse shape than Jeri and I... I really doubt there's much interest in it.”

When pressed, however, Demi refused to say that 'somewhere' meant 'never'. Citing a “distressing financial situation” and “my well-documented need for constantly having my ego massaged” she sheepishly admitted, “If someone were willing to pay me to take off my clothes and roll around naked with some woman... then they're going to have to pony up big bucks just for me to sit down and talk.” Then she chuckled and told the reporter, “If you want me to answer any more of that kind of question, you better have your publisher's banker call my agent.”

 

 

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