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3 October 2015 Elisha Cuthbert vs Nicole Scherzinger

Page history last edited by Vassago 8 years, 4 months ago

 

LOOKOUT! BOXING VS LIONESS CLUB OF AMERICA STABLE WAR PPV

(from MGM Grand, Las Vegas, Nevada)

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on October 3, 2015, 10:19 pm

 


BEFORE: The Stable War is all tied after four highly entertaining bouts and the Lioness crew looks to pull ahead again as Cassidy Freeman and head trainer Claudia Schiffer indicate that Nicole Scherzinger is the betting favorite against one of Lookout's most durable members, Elisha Cuthbert.

"It's not 2010 anymore!", Cassidy says to the media, "Elisha was the best Lookout! had to offer a while ago but right now you should look for her on the milk carton rather than in the gym! I had to check whether she's been active this season at all and well, she apparently lost to Claire Danes back in February last time out! She's had four fights in the last two years and well, this is one chance Nicole has to seize to convince everyone that The Grand Wizard made a mistake in cutting her back in the day. We all remember how Cuthbert got whamboozled out of the title fight with Neve Campbell and Nicole's had the VIP seats for that skirmish yet now after the Queen of the Beach decider versus Laura Vandervoort it's time to finally wrap up the old scores.... Nicky, she's all yours!"

The Hawaiian-born singer only smiles back to her welterweight stablemate and accepts the fact a classic pre-fight mind games against Cuthbert simply don't make any sense; they usually don't against someone with 117 fights under her belt and the blonde Canadian powerhouse remains equally strictly business while looking the brunette deep in the eye during the introductions:

"So we meet here tonight... finally, I must say! You won't have it you own way, Nicky!"

"Don't you Nicky me, gurl! You deserve all the beating Laura took before and then some! The politics stop now!"

"Indeed, it does! Indeed, it does..."

Elisha Cuthbert wears a light green basque top, white knickers and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid wrapped around the neck. Nicole Scherzinger wears a silver bikini top, black knickers and golden gloves. Raven-black hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Nicole's aggressive attitude has brought her a lot of success lately however Elisha's too experienced not to realize that and she shuts off the brunette's early charge in mid distance and loops response over the top to freeze her even further. One can't say much about the blonde's plans for the future but she's still a box office name and she makes Nicole feel that down the stretch by thumping more facial assault that exposes the singer's guard rather worryingly. She has to revert into some quick footwork because she realizes Elisha might outpunch her in a classic exchange outright and there's a new plan required to dwarf the mid range dominance. Cuthbert remains cool in her moves, doesn't rush things whatsoever and that's always well respected by the judges especially given the fact Nicole's not exactly favored to down the veteran anyway. Overall that's a sluggish opening round with neither woman able to enforce her presence.

Round 2:
Elisha's not gonna burst her bubble here and Nicole's forced to up the ante quickly; she switches into a gut checking series but has trouble by walking the actress down and meets more overhand loops that rock her head more frequently than the LCA executives would have liked to see... she still leans on the front leg and jabs at Cuthbert's body but when the blonde tags her with a left/right combo on the jaw, she has to yield real estate and circles away from the looming Lookout! heat... Cuthbert methodically tries to walk her back to the corner while looping more shots upstairs and Scherzinger's clearly unable to live with that superior reach, she ducks underneath trying to make something happen on the midsection but another hook that bounces off the brow ridge eventually shelves those plans and has Cuthbert securing the round outright.

Round 3:
Claudia Schiffer looks as equally annoyed in the LCA corner as her Hawaiian protegee and with the Stable War pride on the line, Nicole decides to ignite more aggression in her tactics even at the cost of Cuthbert sinking her with some sort of a haymaker. She bulldozes her way through on the chest and pierces the ribcage quite frankly jumping the blonde's gun and finally making the close range heat work to her advantage. Perhaps Elisha didn't expect the brunette to come firing out so aggressively but she can only clinch the original blitz and when Nicole bumps her head against the blonde's chin, both women fall onto the ropes where the singer just lays it flat out in the guts and has Cuthbert yelping in discomfort at the bell, a clear change from the previous rounds!

Round 4:
Nicole's avoided the counterpunching menace in the third but Elisha doesn't make the same mistake twice, she loops a quick overhand on the singer's nose to start the fourth and leaps into a furious leather display rolling some vintage Vanessa Hudgens tapes that makes Paris Hilton and Michelle Trachtenberg lead the standing ovation in the audience. She rocks Scherzinger with a clubbing combo on the mouth and slices the mitts aside repeatedly to enforce another dancing escape for the Hawaiian veteran. Nicole tries to stick in the exchange throwing wild bombs from the back foot but Cuthbert has the full measure of that stock and works the left hand around the eye before sinking a heavy right cross on the nose to dump Nicole into a moaning struggle on the ropes. Clock expires before the actress can turn the screw on her rival even further but it's clear the singer didn't like that late rally at all and ignores Elisha's piercing stare as she walks away to meet a vsibly upset Claudia Schiffer in her corner.

Round 5
Bump-and-run from Nicole at the start of the fifth but allthough she mugs the blonde's midriff again, she is still under threat of getting caught by one of those sky bombs and has to retreat from close range after a while... Elisha's a bit more agile on her feet now but still no match to the brunette, yet the superior reach enables her to tag the singer repeatedly and maintain her peek-a-boo stance for a little linger. However those efforts fail to bring any punishment on the Canadian actress and it's a far cry from the LCA predicted Vandervoort flashback... Nicole gets more aggressive and leans on the front leg again late in the round but gets clobbered over the top and that brings a smile on the blonde's face as she's finally left some visible lumps on the brunette's cheeks and pretty much keeps frustrating her with her no-nonsense and very successful approach.

Round 6:
Nicole looks to turn up the heat but an early clash of heads wobbles her into a ripping series on the stomach that neglects all the aggressive ideas and enables the blonde to dominate the opening minute in close range; Elisha maintains the body assault thereafter and dumps the brunette on her heel scowling in discomfort and it only gets worse for LCA as a wild swing cuts the air and leaves Scherzinger badly exposed... Cuthbert sinks her with a quick uppercut on the jaw and reels back to the ropes moments later after landing a series of unanswered shots on the face... Nicole's ponytail whips around her neck and there's more to come from the Canadian who opens up from both flanks and buries heavy facial leather to make the brunette gurgle in pain before too long. Nicole can't shrug the blonde off and only tries to clinch her but Elisha is ruthless now and has all the time in the world to sink a suddenly hapless looking singer on soft knees come the bell with her lips swollen badly and a nasty gash under the left eye signalling a clear dominance for the Canadian girl. Again, Nicole avoids looking her in the eye and seems lost at sea how to salvage the lioness pride...

Round 7:
Elisha's done waiting for the singer to come forward and clatters into her chest to even surprise the Lookout! entourage before reeling the brunette on her heels in high earmuff that leaves plenty of space exposed downstairs. A series of harpoons on the liver area sinks Scherzinger even lower on her knees and it's all Cuthbert from there thumping heavy leather on the guts and making the singer scowl in pain... Elisha bumps her off onto the ropes and Nicole almost goes down on her bum before bouncing off the ropes straight into another uppercut on the chest that also catches the chin... a follow up from the right slams her on the nose moments later and it's too much to take anymore... DOWN GOES SCHERZINHER ON HER SIDE as Elisha nods back over the fallen opponent and seeks eye contact with Paris & Michelle in the stands... Nicole takes her time in getting up and beats the count at eight; she lives on borrowed time here though and has no answer when Cuthbert crashes into her guts immediately after the command and rips more brutal jabs against the navel, clips the rack and buries a double uppercut combo on the chin that slumps Nicole's chin one last time... the arms go numb by the side and the singer bounces off the ropes straight into the referee's arms without any fighting spirit left in her... TKO7 Elisha Cuthbert!!!

AFTER: One can destroy Laura Vandervoor in a high profile contest on the beach but sending Elisha Cuthbert into retirement is something else, the Lookout!'s most experienced member still has what it takes to down a rampant veteran riding a hot streak and quite frankly Nicole Scherzinger got mauled into exhaustion before being stopped outright by the extremely impressive and methodical blonde... All eyes are on Minka Kelly when it comes to the bantams but Elisha's far from being done and even Cassidy Freeman must eat some crow and applaud her performance tonight:

"I guess those guys at Front Street knew what they were doing by ignoring Cuthbert all those years? She's a real handful no matter if she's too old to keep up with the youngsters!"

"What youngsters, Cass? Minka's TWO years older than Elisha and in prime position to fight for the title this month!"

"Well, but she's way down on Elisha's fight count... you know, the wear & tear.."

"Since when you support Tess Valmore's logic? I thought you lioness girls ignore her wholesale?"

"Well, you're right, Missy! I shouldn't get ahead of myself (laughs). But Elisha looked really impressive tonight and I wonder why she's cut down her schedule lately? Do you have some secret plans there?"

"Don't pull my leg here, Cass! It's all down to Paris and Michelle even though I know a thing or two about the front office..."

Final result: Elisha Cuthbert Def Nicole Scherzinger TKO7.
Stable War: Lookout! Boxing 3 Lioness Club of America 2. 

 

 

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