OFFICIAL "HALLOWEEN" SSB PPV
Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 30, 2015, 5:40 pm
Alyson Michalka versus Nina Dobrev
(Words: Bazz / Results: Lookout!)
The Wiz reclines back in his specially designed recliner front row seat and pops a McCarthy cupcake down his gullet. “Your girlfriend’s BFF seems to have put together a couple of good rounds.”
“I have to admit that they were better than good. She just shut Adelaide down although I like Kane. She put together a decent round or two herself.” Smackey replies.
“That she did. I like her too.” The Wiz reports as he opens another PBR.
“Someone worth trading for wouldn’t you think?” Smackey makes an attempt at catching The Wiz off guard but just then the lights go dim and an amped up version of the theme to The Vampire Diaries seeps into the arena and Nina Dobrev makes her way down the long aisle to the ring. She’s wrapped in a black cape and baring her fangs as she saunters down. Once in the ring she opens the cape exposing a black leather one piece with mesh hosiery and black calf boots.
“Wow! Aly’s gonna have a tough time topping that.” Smackey comments wide eyed as he and The Wiz take in the figure of Nina Dobrev showing her fangs to the crowd.
Suddenly the theme to IZombie rocks its way through the sound system and Aly Michalka dances down the aisle looking very much like she just may have topped Nina’s costume. Wearing white body make up and white make up on her face Michalka has drops of red coming out of her eyes, mouth and down her torso. She’s wearing what has to be the tiniest white bikini, red gloves and boxing shoes looking like the most incredible zombie ever to rise from the dead.
“Vampires and Zombies! Looks like a real battle of the undead Cornelius!” The Wiz gives Smackey a poke with his elbow but the intrepid reporter is too entranced by the two fighters in their Halloween fight attire to respond.
Rd 1 Both women extremely quick and they show it off in the first minute of the round. Dobrev snapping off some jabs rapid fire. Meanwhile Michalka using her reach to lean in and connect with two punch combinations. They are each scoring with ease very early in the fight. Dobrev sneaking underneath and catching Michalka in the midsection. Crowd on its feet getting into the slick punching and seemingly effortless maneuvering on display by both fighters. Michalka looks to be going for an early knockdown jabbing from a distance and then stepping in with stiff right hands yet by the second assault Dobrev is having none of it. She counters with her own two punch combinations which score to the body. A very exciting first round ends with Dobrev outscoring Michalka by a slight margin.
Rd 2 Michalka bolts out of the gate. Upset with not being able to use her length against Dobrev she gets right to it this round jabbing away from a distance. She’s circling the stalking Dobrev launching straight arm bombs and starting to connect. Nina a frustrated vampire having trouble finding her own rhythm with Aly holding her at bay with her patient strategy. Aly using her legs to dance away from any Dobrev assaults and keeping her distance with her long reach. Michalka darts right with a shimmy and comes back with a right hand moving inside and throwing something besides a jab for the first time in the round. Dobrev caught off guard stumbles to the right catching herself along the ropes. It’s Michalka’s show now as she’s patient this round. She follows Dobrev along the ropes pummeling her with some strong combinations. Nina looks lucky to still be on her feet with the beatdown Michalka is administering. Dobrev covered up against the ropes while Aly picks away from a distance putting together the first damaging assault of the fight as the bell rings.
“Wow! What a round for Aly! She’s so wiry but hits like her club mate Bridget Regan.” Smackey announces excitedly.
“You know everyone talks about Righetti, Regan, maybe Freeman in the pound for pound contest but this girl’s got it pound for pound in the strength category. I’ve had the distinct displeasure of watching it during one of our title defenses a couple of years ago. Strong as a mule and arms like an orangutan.” Wiz comes back. Suddenly there’s a woosh from behind them.
“Who has a butt like a mule and looks like an orangutan Panettierre and Hudgens?” Cassie Scerbo freshly showered wearing a loose fitting sweater and an old pair of Frankie B stretchy jeans with stars on them and a pair of Asics running shoes sails from five rows back and lands lightly on The Wiz’ cooler.
“Holy evil twin of Peter Pan!” Smackey yelps as his feared nemesis lands right next to him.
“Just making some analogies Cassandra Lynn. Care for a cupcake? They’re the McCarthy specials for Halloween.” Wiz offers with a chuckle.
“You know I don’t eat that stuff Uncle Wiz!” Cassie shakes her head.
“How about one of these? Celebrate the big victory.” Wiz pulls a PBR out of the cooler drawer for beers.
“You know those things make me crazy.” Cassie smiles broadly before Smackey breaks in.
“Don’t…! Oh God! Don’t give her one of those things!” Smackey is now cowering in his chair.
“Remember the last time I drank beers with Uncle Wiz and Pointy, Smackey? You drove a golf cart into our pool!” Cassie cackles loudly remembering the simple brake adjustments made to a certain golf cart on a certain holiday weekend a couple of years ago.
Rd 3 The fighters have different routes to the same goal as they circle each other at the outset of the round. Zombie girl looking to leg it out from the outside punishing Dobrev with her reach while Nina is trying to bulldog herself in close and work over Aly’s midsection. Michalka peppering Dobrev with her jabs when vampire girl deftly side steps and buggywhips to the rib cage. Aly winces and counters with her own right that catches Dobrev on the chin but Nina’s shot to the torso is crisper and is followed up with some more work inside. Both girls trading punches furiously now. Strategies out the window as the girls stand flat footed at center ring with arms set to blur. Michalka snapping Dobrev’s head back with brutal jabs while she in turn winces every time the vampire connects with a right hand to the torso. The undead are each showing superior conditioning as the entire length of the round has turned into an exercise in aerobics and who can outlast the other. Yet no end seems in sight as neither is letting up on the other. The crowd is in a frenzy when the bell peals slicing through the roar rocking the arena.
“I can’t stand this! These two are putting on an incredible show!” Smackey yells over the crowd.
“Aly Girl can go with anyone. She really never has problems holding off an aggressive fighter. She should be dominating with her reach. I think she’s off her game tonight though.” Cassie Scerbo concludes appraising her fellow Bazz fighter with a slow shake of her head.
“I knew there was a reason we have you doing analysis at The Asylum kiddo!” The Wiz beams proudly at Scerbo who is nonetheless worried about her teammate.
Rd 4 Aly circles Dobrev with caution. Although she has scored with ease using her jab Dobrev has been doing just as well ducking inside. As with previous rounds Michalka starts applying the pressure with her long reach and Dobrev scurries in low on Aly. Dobrev bobs and weaves her way through the painful jabs. Suddenly she gets caught with a side arm right hand that Michalka launches while stepping to the side and like a Matador avoiding the charging bull. VAMPIRE ALERT! NINA STUMBLES! Dobrev’s head turns violently as Aly’s left hand cross catches her right on the jaw. Crowd going crazy as a goulish Aly chases down a defanged Nina. For the remainder of the round it’s all Aly all the time in Nina’s face who despite being hurt is doing an excellent job of covering up and taking any punishment that Aly can get through. Bazz girls seen throughout the arena screaming their lungs out for the Zombie to pound in the wooden stake on her game opponent but as the round ends Dobrev is somehow able to get back to her corner.
“Wiz I need another PBR! This fight is insane! How can they keep going like this?” Smackey is beside himself, his eyes glued to the ring and not noticing that Cassie has tied his shoe laces together.
Rd 5 Nina looking pretty good at the outset of the round. She seems to have mostly recovered. She’s bobbing and weaving in and out on Aly who is staying out of harm’s way and picking her moments. The fight is still going at a fast pace with both girls scoring but Nina has come back as the aggressor again. She has a strong ability to sneak in on Aly and score with a couple of punches before retreating. Yet as the round winds on Aly is forcing the issue in close on the ropes. She’s now holding her own with Nina in tight. The round ends with Nina scoring points on a flurry in close with Aly just before the bell rings.
Rd 6 Both fighters looking to put the other in a hole points wise in this very close fight. Nina moves to her right and catches Aly inside while Michalka throws an uppercut that catches Dobrev at mid jug. The fighting is still very close and even with the exception of Aly’s flurries in the second and fourth rounds. Suddenly Nina dances in on Aly and a quick right cross just catches Aly’s chin. DOWN GOES THE ZOMBIE! Aly down on her butt but up as fast as she fell. She takes a standing eight in front of the ref and then resumes the fight. Nina trying to move in on Michalka as if she’s hurt from the knockdown but all she gets for her troubles is a good stiff jab to the face from Aly’s left hand. Both girls up the level of intensity again and punches are flying. Nina lunges in on her left leg and tries an overhand right. DOWN GOES THE GHOUL! Aly takes the right hand up against the ropes and sags down to the floor on her butt. Ref comes in and counts and while Aly is getting back up she can’t make it by the count of ten. Rd 6 KO Winner! Nina Dobrev!
After: Nina trying her best to celebrate but she’s a worn out girl with very little left in the tank. Aly on her feet and for a moment showing some serious anger at allowing herself to be caught in the last round but ultimately goes over and give Nina an “atta girl” hug and fist bump to Nina Dobrev. The brief show of anger has seemed to have brought in the Look Out flyweights as always ready and able to mix it up. Venessa Hudgens and her new protégé Jenna Louise Coleman are in the ring coaxing Nina into a walk of shame which Dobrev quickly declines. One Bartholomew Anaconda Breath Alahandro Hay turns to commiserate with Cassie Scerbo but all he sees is her feet in midair as she leaps into the ring from her seat on the cooler like a supercharged flying squirrel. She lands in the ring amidst the confusion and chaos and briefly looks around and then finding her target gets all chesty with Vanessa Hudgens. The two are the center of a growing ruckus when Jenna Louise steps up and puts her two cents in poking her finger at Scerbo until Brenda Song comes out of nowhere to make it an even riot. The four tykes are face to face and chest to chest like baseball umpires accidentally booking their convention in the same hotel as that of the baseball managers’ and it’s happening right next to where Nina is being interviewed.
“Yeah that was the toughest fight I’ve had in quite a while. Aly is strong to the bone. I’ve never taken punches like that before. Yet if you’re going to try to be champion in this league you can’t get it done against pushovers and I want to be in that conversation so beating rock solid champs like Aly is part of that painful but very rewarding process.” Nina tells the reporters as she endures constant jostling from the flyweights at her side.
Just after Dobrev’s comments the microphone picks up some very high quality snark. “Scerbutt you’re such a loser. You looked like you had some sort of nasty disease in that spotty low class trash costume.” Vanessa Hudgens tries to score verbally against her nemesis. “Oh yeah well I’d pudding bomb you right now if I didn’t think that you’d eat it before it exploded making you look like a blueberry in that tacky pantsuit.” After her comments Scerbo mimics Hudgens after eating a pudding bomb by blowing out her cheeks and pulling out her sweater until she is grabbed by her collar and whisked away by Bridget Regan. All is well on Halloween amongst the flyweights.
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