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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 30, 2015, 5:44 pm
Anna Silk versus Olivia Wilde
(Words: Bazz / Results: Lookout!)
“I can’t believe that she leapt from here to there!” Smackey points from the top of the cooler to the edge of the ring while conquering yet another PBR.
“If she isn’t the best athlete in the FCBA she’s in the top five. She insisted on doing all her routines in that gymnastics show you know.” Wiz responds before pulling a couple of PBRs out of the cooler.
“I really shouldn’t.” Smackey grabs the offered canister and takes in the security crew in the ring trying their best to shoo away any remaining pesky flyweights. Cassie Scerbo is seen hurling one more insult at Vanessa Hudgens and in turn gets one back. The young blonde bounds out of the ring landing in front of the cooler.
“Okay what’s next fellas?” Cassie takes her seat on the cooler.
“Silk vs The Wilde Girl.” The Wiz smiles and takes a pull on his PBR.
“Oh I can’t wait to see what these two will be wearing!” Smackey perhaps a bit loosened up by the consumption of brewed beverages lets his guard down in front of Tess’ BFF.
“A sudden interest in fashion Smackeroo? You wouldn’t be getting a little hammered would ya? Perhaps I should do the write up for this one.” Cassie snatches Smackey’s laptop out of his mits.
At this point the lights dim again and Anna Silk bounds down the aisle wearing the makeup she wears as the Succubus on Lost Girl, what can only be described as a flesh colored one piece that barely covers her breasts and traveling down her body in a thin piece of material and then covering whatever else needs to be covered with as little cloth as possible. When she turns one can see all the string like straps holding the minimal amount of material in place. The crowd barely notices that she’s wearing black knee high boots and black gloves.
Next Olivia “Wilde Girl” Wilde saunters down the aisle wearing a black PVC string bikini with white trim in the same design as her uniform in Tron with matching boots and gloves.
“Hot enough for ya Smackey?” Cassie inquires as she types on the laptop.
“How in the name of Hugh Hefner are they going to fight in those things?” Smackey wonders aloud as both Scerbo and the Wiz look on with interest.
Rd 1 Right off Wild looking smooth and sleek trying to establish superiority in the match and evidently in the hotness department as well. She’s out using her jab and moving about the ring with a sultry bounce. Yet Silk is just as agile and determined to look just as sexy. She’s throwing her jab dancing to her left. Both women exploring the other rather tentatively looking for any openings, feeling out the other for weakness and probably trying to figure out how to stay in their outfits and not create an international incident. Silk seems to have been successful for this round touching up Olivia to the face a little more often.
Rd 2 Olivia looking nonplussed and forgetting about the previous round. She quickly discovers that Anna’s midsection is more accessible than the head. Tron Girl ducks down and throwing sidearm slaps Anna on each side of her torso. The result is a doubled over Lost Girl covering up along the ropes. The fighting gets close with each girl using short punches to score. For this close round the Wilde Girl is the aggressor.
“Scouting reports told us that this girl’s good Wiz. Olivia’s got to be careful here.” Scerbo states as she types furiously on Smackey’s laptop.
“Did the scouting report have anything on the outfit?” One Bartholomew Pilsner Boozehound Alahandro Hay slurs.
“Oh Smackey! I wish I listed extortion as one of my vices. It would be so easy. I’ll make sure your comments on the outfits makes the article I’m writing for you though.” Cassie pats Smackey on his increasingly numb head.
Rd 3 Silk not giving up an inch to Olivia. She’s looking both aggressive and sumptuous as she starts muscling Wilde backwards with strong jabs and physicality in the clinches. She’s bodying up on Olivia keeping things close and using her strength to pummel Olivia in the tummy. Wilde trying to break away but Anna has great upper body strength and is working hard at keeping her along the ropes. Wilde ultimately returns fire with some excellent uppercuts that catch Silk in the chin. Wilde Girl out in the open where she can freely operate. She’s jabbing and dancing in front of Anna who is taking punishment yet hitting back at Olivia with powerful left hands. Suddenly Anna shifts and throws a right hand cross and DOWN GOES WILDE GIRL! Tron mistress lands on her but and quickly rolls to her side and gets up. She takes the standing eight count from the ref. Anna moves in trying to finish things off but Olivia is too slick and quick and easily avoids the Lost Girl for the remainder of the round.
Rd 4 Anna chasing Olivia with a determined look etched on her face. She’s looking to take advantage of her previous round’s beat down that ended up with Wilde on her butt. Silk looking good while Wilde is in cover up mode obviously still hurting and trying to recover on the run. She’s taking shots along the ropes as Silk is proving to be a very strong puncher with an ability to bring the pain. Anna pushing Olivia’s head back every time she connects with a jab causing the crowd to react. Silk gaining points while Wilde simply looking to survive as the round winds down.
“Fight’s not going so well for your girl so far.” The Wiz commiserates with Cassie while she types.
“She’s one of our tougher girls though. She can come back. Any words of wisdom Smackey?” Cassie asks the vaunted reporter with a grin.
“These two look extraordinary together in the clinches.” Smackey’s head is lolling about as he seems to be losing the strength to hold it upright.
“I’ll make sure that makes the article.” Cassie returns to her typing.
Rd 5 Wilde looking better this round. She’s back on her toes and moving more freely around the ring. She’s countering Silk’s jabs with some crisp punching that lets the crowd know that she’s back. Still Anna is aggressive and she’s hard to control. She’s using her powerful jab like a hammer against Olivia who is quicker by quite a bit and is using it to land some effective counter punches on Silk. Fight has moved to center ring now that Wilde seems recovered and unfortunately for Smackey there is less close in boxing and clinching going on. Anna still seems to be landing a few more punches than Olivia and her aggressive strategy continues to impress the judges as the round ends.
Rd 6 Olivia all flashy now and looking to score. She’s in full jitterbug mode and is now very hard for Silk to nail down. She’s jabbing and scoring on Anna as she lunges in, plants a leg and hits. Anna having trouble shifting gears gets tagged a few times by Wilde combinations and is now having to counter punch to keep things even. Olivia moving and shaking out in space steps in on Anna and throws an overhand right and DOWN GOES ANNA! Anna down on her back for a moment. She rolls over and it looks like she may have trouble beating the count when the bell saves her.
“I think that you may be one of the best analyst boxing has ever seen!” The Wiz hands Cassie a water bottle filled with one of Pointy’s energy drinks, blended beets, apple juice, ginger, peanut butter and honey.
“I knew Wilde Girl was capable. Speaking of which how’s the fight going Smackey? Want some of my blender drink for a change of pace.”
Cassie turns to her other fight partner and wafts the bottle under his nose.
Smackey gets a whiff of the raw beet mixed with ginger and his face turns a translucent green. “I have to go!” The intrepid reporter bolts out of his seat and waddles up the aisle as fast as his trembling legs will carry him.
“Don’t worry! I’ll finish your report! Geez, wonder what got into him?” Cassie turns to The Wiz who asks Cassie very politely not to waft her magic blender drink under his nose.
Rd 7 Olivia circles Anna who is now the one trying to recover. Wilde dancing in and out on the Lost Girl expertly picking apart her defenses and making her retreat to the ropes and cover up. Wilde jabbing and using right crosses to keep Silk at bay. Anna fighting back with some counter punching but Olivia is landing punches three to one at this point. Anna’s head ducking and weaving for cover but it’s also rocking back whenever a punch is landed. Suddenly Anna is wilting against the ropes and Olivia is in hyper drive leaning in with strong punches against the helpless bantam. Crowd roaring loudly as Anna slumps down on her buttocks and the ref counts her out. Winner KO in 7th round Olivia Wilde!
After: Olivia resplendent in her victory and barely there fight ensemble. She helps up Anna Silk and they hug it out in center ring which meets with overwhelming approval from the crowd happy to see the two almost naked girls in yet another clinch. “My God could you feel those punches she was throwing from where you were sitting?” Wilde asks the assemblage of reporters gathered around them. “You know damn well I did! She’s one of the strongest girls at bantam that’s for sure! You know I’ve sparred against both Bridget and Moon for fun and that’s what this felt like tonight only you couldn’t throw up your hands and say I give up like I always do with those two hurricanes. Anna’s a powerful girl who I am glad I was able to beat tonight. So it’s on and upward from here positioning for another title fight I guess.”
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