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30 October 2015 Scarlett Johansson vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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OFFICIAL "HALLOWEEN" SSB PPV

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 30, 2015, 5:46 pm

 

Scarlett Johansson vs Jennifer Love Hewitt (Site: Eastern State Penitentiary, Philadelphia, PA)
(Words: Front Street / Results: Lookout!)


BEFORE:

First of five bouts at the abandoned ESP, which once housed prisoners like Al Capone and Willie Sutton. ESP, which was built in 1829, was one of the first American prisons to emphasize reform rather than punishment. It was built in a wagon wheel formation with the cell blocks as spokes. Doors to the cells were built small, so that prisoners would have to bow before entering or exiting, a form of penance. Keeping with the theme, the concrete cells, each housing a single prisoner in solitary confinement contained a single glass skylight, the eye of God looking down on the prisoner below, and the hallways, with their high ceilings, were designed to look like churches. The prison was closed in 1971 and is now a historic landmark. Walking through it's quiet, eerie halls can make the hair on the back of the neck stand up even in daylight. At night, it's a different experience entirely. Oh, and the prison is also allegedly haunted, and by more than a few things you wouldn't want to run into.

"Fitting we're doing this in a jail," says ScarJo with a lovely smile. "Because I'm Love committed the crime, of challenging me, and I'm about to dish out the punishment."

"This is the rubber match," says Love with a nod. "2-2 lifetime. But, I'm betting Scarlett remembers the last fight very well. When I beat her to the rack and tummy inside of a round and took MY JMD title back. Inside of a round. Coming for you again, Scarlett. On Hallowe'en night."

ScarJo first to the ring, dressed in her Black Canary outfit from "The Avengers". Love, as always, tries to play a trump card. She's quite a fetching Wonder Woman. It's Love vs. ScarJo. DC vs. Marvel. Rack vs. Rack, even though it's not JMD.

ROUND ONE:

Fans expecting lots of action early get a surprise. Two girls who like to get after their opponents don't. Love willing, but ScarJo, perhaps remembering that last bout, is not. Instead, she's in the southpaw stance, jabbing out the right, turning slowly, looking to establish some distance, put some punches together. Love taken aback by this at first. Then, adjusts. She begins working her left and stepping in behind it, and we get what we thought we were going to get from the beginning, two aggressive fighters going after one another tooth and nail. Both want body and lots of it, again, no surprise, but, neither ignores the head either. It's flurry and counter flurry, with both fighters landing solid, but it's Love who begins carrying the day. ScarJo a bit gunshy? Looks that way. She's not hanging in with Hewitt. She's backing and covering as Love gets off lusty. It's a slow, grinding advance for Hewitt, but, advance she does, taking canvas and the first round from Johansson to claim the 10-9 lead.

ROUND TWO:

More Love early. Hewitt wants to pressure, wants to get heavy leather on her rival, wants to make Scarlett break down like the did the last time they fought. She's trying to tie up and work in close with a free hand, but ScarJo's seen this act, and it's not going to work again. Johansson willing to wrestle in there, tying up Hewitt, trapping her arms, not allowing her to gain advantage. Love busy, though, punching free at every opportunity, working body, banging rack, then going upstairs. Scarlett responding in kind. She's hanging in now, not backing up, giving as good as she gets. It's good stuff from both fighters as they move head and shoulders, slipping, ducking, rolling with, all the while setting up counter-flurries. Leather flies, and, despite the good defensive work, finds its mark more often than not. Both women pay more attention to the rack down the stretch. It's, pardon the pun, tit-for-tat stuff, to the bell. In the end, there's not much in it, but Love's early work gains her the round narrow and stretches the lead to 20-18.

ROUND THREE:

Another close, grinding round, and, as the two beauties work on one another, it becomes clear this one is going to end one of two ways. Either, one of the fighters is going to wear down, be reduced, and, finally, beaten, or, one is going to land something the other can't recover from. There simply isn't a third option, not the way this is going, with the fighters in close, hooking everything in sight, especially if what's in sight happens to be contained inside a bikini top. Michelle Williams' famed top knot would have been gone about thirty times by now. Winces of pain from both fighters when glove connects with bikini top betrays how much work has been done in that area, but, again, far from exclusively. There's plenty of leather left over for ribs, midsection, and, of course, plenty of short hooks and uppercuts above the neck. It would be brutal stuff if it wasn't so well done, because, again, no one's neglecting the defense here, but there's still plenty of leather tenderizing flesh. Again, not much in it, and, this time the narrow round goes to ScarJo. 29-28 after three.

ROUND FOUR:

Both fighters like the terms and neither plans to change them. They aren't quite in the phone booth, but they're close. It's toe-to-toe stuff, heads tucked behind gloves, hooks coming out of the shoulder whirl, uppies going between gloves, and, of course, leather finding the bikini cups again and again. Getting pretty grim for both fighters on that count. Both feeling it every time another hook finds the target, but neither willing to give in, neither wants to be the one to take the backward step, so, neither does. Again, though, both of these fighters are veterans, and both are too smart to get drawn into mindless jug mugging. They work body and head, up and down. They use shoulder dips to unbalance and open the body up. Use the hooks down below to set up hooks and uppies up top. Jabs and crosses are out the window at this range, of course, but the shorter punches are plenty effective in tight, and both women land their respective shares. It's a good, two-way round, but it's ScarJo who gets more done, and we're all even and 38.

ROUND FIVE:

The grind continues. Both women doing more tying up now, more wrestling. ScarJo careful not to allow a repeat of that tie-and-free-hand-punch scenario that destroyed her the last time they fought. Instead, she gets Hewitt's arms pinned, forces Love to punch free, which Jennifer does repeatedly. ScarJo digging belly with the right hook, then going left hook or left uppie off it. Love using the left uppercut and chopping right hooks upstairs, while favoring short hooks to the body and rack. Winces have now turned to moans when the tenderized jugs take yet another hit, but, despite the licking the fighters keep on ticking. Until. As Love's ducking a right, Scarlett lands a short left uppercut to the chin. Love stumbles backward into a hail of leather from Johansson. It''s not one punch that does it, but the combined damage of several that sees Hewitt's legs give out and Jennifer simply crumple in a heap at Scarlett's feet. Love rolls to her back and stares up at the referee, expression blank, as the count passes her by. It's over! That quickly, it's over. And your winner by KO5 is Scarlett Johansson!

AFTER:

ScarJo all smiles despite the punishment in the post-fight. "I was the better woman tonight, from head to toe. My body beat hers. My rack beat hers, and, I left her sucking canvas. I dealt out the punishment, just like I said I would, just kept bringing it until she couldn't take it any more. And I'll do that to any woman who wants to go toe-to-toe and rack to rack with me. Matter of fact, after Lindsay and Michelle are done, I just might have to get winner." 

 

 

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