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30 October 2015 Jessica Biel vs Alexandra Daddario

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OFFICIAL "HALLOWEEN" SSB PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 30, 2015, 5:54 pm

JESSICA BIEL vs ALEXANDRA DADDARIO
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Jessica: 33 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 69-43-1 since 2000., Medallion Boxing
Alexandra: 29 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m) 6-4-0 since 2014, Foxfire Boxing

Before: “I’ve heard people say that ‘smart lightweights duck Jessica Biel—especially the newcomers’,” Alexandra Daddario tells the press in pre-fight. “I don’t think that’s ‘smart’-I think that’s cowardly. Sure Jessica is a strong lightweight, but that should make other fighters want to take her on. It seems to me if you can beat Jessica, you prove without a doubt that you are a serious lightwright contender. Our boss Jen Garner has had a lot of fights with Jessica and she won—some of them—but she didn’t discourage me at all from taking her own. In fact, she said ‘You want to prove you are more than JMDD lightweight—fight Jessica and beat her!’ So here I am—ready to at least TRY to beat her. I am grateful she accepted the challenge.”

Jessica Biel smiling as she rises: “Well, Alex all I can say. Is that was a very nice tribute to me. If I ever retire I must be sure and have you speak at the farewell dinner and apartment house wrestling night-nobody will retire like Jessica Biel—but, sorry ladies, you’ll be waiting a LONG time for that to happen!” (Big laugh from the crowd). “I am glad to be fighting again and I would love a shot of at the lightweight belts. I also need to prove myself against younger fighters. I am impressed with Alexandra for taking the risk in fighting me. So I thank her for that, but it’s still not going to save her from m,e beating her in the ring.”

“Say, Jessica, what do you plan on wearing to the ring. I hear most of the girls will be wearing costumes,” Alexandra calls out.

“What are you wearing?” Jessica inquiries.

“Well, I was thinking you might have to deal with a sexy vampire,” Alexandra says, “but the fangs will have to come out before I put in my mouthpiece.” (Crowd laughs)

“Funny you should say that,” Jessica says, “I’ve had some ideas for converting my old ‘Blade: Trinity’ outfit into something a lot smaller and a lot sexier. So if you’re the vampire, be prepared to face one badass vampire hunter!”

“Bring it on!” Alex purrs and everyone laughs.

So come the Halloween PPV, Alexandra makes her entrance a a cloud of white smoke with red filtered spotlights that give it that crimson blood look. Alexandra (accompanied by Beth Harnois Foxfire’s communications director in a sexy shortie “vampire assistant” nightgown) is wearing a black one piece with red trim that looks like blood dripping down. A high-collared Dracula cape hangs from her shoulders as she makes her way to the ring hissing at the delighted crowd with her plastic fangs showing. Black boots with blood red laces and her hair held back by a blood red headband complete the look.

“Look Beth! All these people will be mine for the blood sucking!” says Alexandra as she and Beth stand in the ring.

“I’m hungry already, Mistress Alex!” says Beth.

“HOLD ON THERE! YOU HAVEN’T WON YET FIEND OF THE NIGHT! I AM THE VAMPIRE HUNTER HERE TO STOP YOUR REIGN OF TERROR!”

Suddenly the spotlight shifts to the entrance where stands Jessica Biel in a leather halter top, leather short shorts (with the hint of a thong beneath it) a toy crossbow in her arms. Next to her was Medallion’s petite redhead Amy Davidson in a dark red leather one piece body suit and black tights (the vampire hunter’s squire, perhaps?)

“Oh, no!” Beth gasps theatrically as Jessica walks to the ring amid great cheers. “It’s the dreaded vampire hunter Jessica Biel!”

“Well, foreign objects aren’t allowed in a boxing match, so I will outwit her by beating her at boxing!” Alexandra assures her assistant.

Jessica was in the ring now and informing the “vampire”: “I am surprised you dared box me, Vampire Alex.”

“Vampire Alex fears no hunter,” Alexandra replied defiantly.

“Well, then we’ll just have to decide this by boxing,” said Jessica and very quickly the toy crossbow, Alexandra’s fangs and cloak all were taken up by Amy and Beth. They then put gloves on the fighters. Brown leather for Jessica. Blood red for Alexandra. Both had their hair pulled back and secured by top knots. As Beth and Amy cleared the ring, the referee finally got his chance to move in and get the actual fight started. The preliminaries were quickly over and the fighters were in their corners as the rumble with excitement.

R1: If anyone thought all the playfulness of the pre-fight meant that the bout itself would not be taken seriously, they were quickly set straight. Alexandra across the ring and banging right up against the veteran, hammering away at her ribs and seemingly trying to push Jessica back. Jessica taking the challenge grinds right back into the rookie and slams her leather hard into Alex’s body. Alex seems to be standing up to the hard punching, but she does shift her feet looking for angles and succeeds in swatting Jessica’s jaw with a right that makes the veteran recoil slightly, but noticeably. Alex takes this as progress and keeps up the pressure. Jessica frowning as she tries to deal with this newcomer, but she can’t seem to get Alexandra to back off as they battle steadily to the bell. Alexandra has taken the round and looks quite pleased at her success, but Jessica’s frown is in danger of becoming a scowl as she returns to her own stool.

R2: Alexandra shifts tactics in this round. Now she is quick on her feet and moving in and out to keep Jessica on the defensive. Jessica not liking this, but she keeps cool, using her jab to smite Alexandra when she comes in. She’s scoring against the rookie’s body, but Alexandra seeming to ignore it as she continues to strike hard at the veteran. Jessica getting her face shined up as Alexandra is getting in over the veteran’s upper guard. (Some buzzing that maybe Jessica’s still got some rust to shake off after her extended absence from ring). Round ends with Alexandra smiling and Jessica most definitely scowling.

R3: Jessica Biel strikes back aggressively this round. If Alexandra Daddario wants to fight close-in, Jessica will show her how it is done. Fighters are toe to toe leaning forward so that breasts and foreheads are touching at some points while they are firing short jerking hooks and uppercuts into each other. Alexandra not backing down tries to lean in, but Jessica’s strong legs are digging in and those punches crunching into Alex’s breasts and sternum are having an impact. Slowly but surely, Jessica forces Alexandra to give ground. Jessica smiling triumphantly. Alex’s face twisted with defiance, but she being pushed back by the Medallion boxer’s hard blows. Jessica’s pressure mounting steadily and she is getting to Alex’s chin with her uppies just as the bell sounds. Jessica steps back, but Alexandra just stands there looking wonderingly at the veteran. Then the referee quietly moves in to direct the fighters to their proper corners. Jessica clearly wins her first round.

R4: Alexandra has been challenged by the veteran and she shows her courage by counterattacking in this stanza. It’s more grinding, body pushing effort and it is tenaciously fought by both boxers. Alexandra hammering Jessica’s ribs just under her breasts and then bring her short uppercuts to belabor Biel’s boobs. Jessica clenching her mouthpiece gives Daddario melons a mashing of their own with counterpunches. With two sweat drenched bodies, muscles straining to the utmost going at each other point-blank, crowd is on its collective feet cheering wildly. By sheer effort, Alex is forcing Jessica back—just a step or two—but definitely backwards. Jessica jabbing hard and Alex’s face is getting really cut up, but the Foxfire lightweight won’t stop until the bell rings. Two, bloodied, sweat dripping fighters curtly turn away from each other and march to their corners. Intensity not stopping just because they aren’t punching each other. Round goes narrowly to Alex D.

R5: Now it is Jessica who changes tactics and starts being more mobile. Turns to be a shrewd move because she is able to score hard to Alexandra’s head with repeated punches early on. Alex trying to keep up, lunging at Jessica and getting her face hit hard in response. Both Alex’s cheekbones are discolored and swelling as she tries to cope with the aroused veteran. Jessica making hard raids in close to ravage Alexandra to head and body and back to the head. As Alexandra starts looking swamped, Jessica coolly ups the pressure and a bloodies Alex’s mouth with a nasty surprise right to the chops. Alexandra swaying, but she gets enough her jab going to make Jessica a bit more cautious after one desperate jab opens a cut over Jessica’s left eye. That’s the best Alexandra can manage this round which Jessica takes by a wide margin.

R6: Alexandra not giving up. She gamely tries to force Jessica back in a close-in pressure fight. They duel chest to chest and toe to toe for a good two minutes. At first it seems even, but then Jessica’s growing pressure to Alexandra’s body takes hold in the second minute. Alex is still leaning in trying to push against Jessica, but the veteran is not budging and then Jessica pops a quick smashing right uppercut into Alexandra’s chin. Alex lurches into Jessica who instinctively pushes her back and ALEX GOES STRAIGHT DOWN! Alexandra’s out cold as she lands on her back, knees up, arms thrown out to the sides. Jessica withdraws to neutral corner as the referee moves in. Alexandra’s body and head are rocking slightly from side to side as her eyelids flitter. The referee’s count reached “…NINE…TEN..YOU’RE OUT!”
The Winner: Jessica Biel KO6

After: Jessica wearily accepts the congratulations of Amy Davidson along with Medallion boss Charisma Carpenter, teammates Kaley Cuoco, Eliza Dushku and Piper Perabo. Gloves off, towel around her neck, Jessica later crosses the ring to check on Alexandra. Alex sitting on stool, towel over her own shoulders looking down at the canvas. She looks up with a start when she realizes Jessica is standing over her. Evidently thinking Jessica intends to walk her, Alex tries to totter to her feet, but quickly has her knees buckle and drop her to the stool.

“Relax,” Jessica says quietly, “you just stay there until your head clears. You did a good job for a rookie. I needed to pushed like that and you did it. Thanks.”

“You’re welcome, but I would rather have had the win,” Alex says wistfully. “You are one tough fighter Jessica Biel and I wasn’t fighter enough to beat you tonight, but some night I will be. So I’m still not scared of you, but I sure do respect you.”

Jessica smiles and kneels down to give the seated Alex a hug: “And I respect you, Alexandra Daddario—but that night where you beat me--? Not coming anytime soon!”

They laugh and touch foreheads. Then Jessica is gone and the Foxfire fighter repair squad moves back in.

Exciting fight, but Jessica seemed to gain strength when challenged by the rookie and she was able to turn the tide of the fight. Not much sign of rust on the Biel chassis as this fight ends and fans hope to see her in the thick of the battle for the Lightweight Title. Meanwhile, Alex D. can lick her wounds and take satisfaction that she was able to give one of the fed’s strongest fighters some serious problems. Time and training seem likely to make the Foxfire prospect a dangerous opponent in fights to come.