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31 October 2015 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on October 31, 2015, 11:09

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Gemma Arterton, Anna Torv, Kesha, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Pink, Daniela Ruah, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our five indie girls who participated tonight. As you know, we love to break in new fighters, and this was a great group tonight. I wish them all luck here in the FCBA and hope they'll get additional work soon. Let's not forget our friends at Bazz, who not only provided a fantastic fighter, Alana de la Garza, for the card tonight, but helped with all the hosting duties as well. And, last but far from least, the FCBA Commission for sanctionin' these bouts and makin' Asylum possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Well. After three consecutive 5-1 cards, you ran the table tonight. And, while some people will no doubt criticize you for bringing in so many tyros, 6-0...that's not too bad."

Man In The Hat: "I'll take 6-0 any day of the week. Things happen in there. It's not easy to win fights. Our girls fought very well tonight, and I was very pleased by what I saw in all six cases. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Kesha didn't have it easy tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "I'm not surprised. All five of the girls we broke in tonight have talent. They all have ability. Gigi is no exception. This girl is young, athletic, and gorgeous. She could have a big career here, she gets some breaks. So, yeah, she caused Big K problems. But. As usual, Kesha found a way to get out of a hole and win the fight. That's the kind of thing we look for. BLONDE! Magazine! Go ahead!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Let's talk about Anna Torv and Pink..."

Pink: "Man! I finally got included in the blondes!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Well, Pinkness, to be fair to the man, you do change hair color every so often."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "But, Anna and Pink. Yeah. They're two of the best I've got. Torv is as good as any light in the business, and you saw why tonight. She's physical. She's quick. She's a great boxer. Pinkness is just so well balanced. She can fight a bunch of ways, beat you a bunch of ways. And, physical? You won't find many more physical bantams. Both looked great. And I wasn't surprised by that in either case. Tess, dear. Go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of girls who looked great, Gemma and Chloe..."

Man In The Hat: "We talked last month about Gems an what she brings to the table, how good she is, and, we'll use the word again, how PHYSICAL she is. Irina's a big, tall, strong kid, but she couldn't stand up to Gems' power. Lots of girls have that problem. As for Chloe, this kid is somethin' special. I've said that before about her, and I'll say it again. Knew it from the moment I saw her in a ring. She's a complete package. Sky's the limit. No pun intended. Smackeroo. Take us to the Manor Hallowe'en Party!"

Reporter: "How big a win was this for Ruah?"

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Very. As we've discussed before, light is a crowded division around here. Dani lost some tough ones early in the year, and that pushed her down the pecking order. She's movin' right back up, though. She's too good to be down for long. That was good stuff tonight. And, I noticed. All right. It's party time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!