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7 November 2015 Title Ch Miranda Kerr vs Bar Refaeli

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ESPN SATURDAY NIGHT BOXING

(QUEEN OF THE ICE HOTEL TITLE BOUT)

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on November 7, 2015, 12:49 pm

BEFORE: "C'mon boys, leave this here!", Bar Refaeli enters the familiar Ice Hotel facility carrying the world famous body saddle she plans to enforce on the departing Miranda Kerr. The personal security crew is ordered to stay on the outside after placing the saddle in a very visible spot to indicate to the current Ice Hotel champ what's exactly in store for her tonight... no sign of Kerr yet, the ice throne is covered in shadows looking over the ice ring but the lower lights are turned on so Bar can see that an Aussie flag has been carved onto the canvas and the turnbuckles painted in green and gold...

"What the heck? This place looked different last time I was here!", Refaeli looks bemused by the Downunder make-over and begins to wonder where the person responsible for such a travesty is...

"What's that noise? Oh, wait, those effin' wings... she's frickin' here!"

LIGHTS ON!!!

Ice Hotel champion arrives in her Victoria's Secret winged attire, sporting a furry black bikini and golden gloves... the wings are of course golden too... methodical stroll through the catwalk just below the throne - and opposite of the ring itself...

"So, you're finally here! How do you like the new look?"

"You look as old as in the portfolio, bytch!!! Enjoy your very last moments of turning this place into a joke! You..."

"Shhhh, shhh... C'mon now! You still mad that Adriana Lima makes more money on selling the Ice Hotel gear than you do? (laughs) Well, maybe you can make some by selling the body saddle you've brought here! Shouldn't have talk so much on twitter, you fool!"

"Move over, wimp! It's time to restore some pride into this place! You're just a caretaker, Kerr! You were never the REAL thing like Ads and me..."

"ENOUGH!!! The champion orders you to get your lousy ass in the ring so she can rearrange your ugly face once and for all!"

"Grrr... Even Stacy Keibler had more respect for me!"

"Then stay at the frickin' beach... or shall I pounce on there as well and ruin your so-called career for good?"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Don't bet your damn saddle on this! Boys, it's time to go!", Kerr turns back and climbs the stairs. On top of the platform she's joined by a couple of bodyguards who unstrip the wings and leave them on the throne. Then they tie her hair up in a curly ponytail. In the proccess she leans towards them and whispers:

"If somehow she manages to take me down, don't let her nowhere near the wings. Just take 'em and run!!! Got it?"

{{{ Insert you random Victoria's Secret ad }}}

Miranda Kerr wears a furry black bikini and golden gloves. Light brown hair tied in a curly ponytail. Bar Refaeli wears a navy blue bikini with white furry trim and white gloves. Blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Both models waste little time in jumping into a leather fury and it seems like Miranda predicted that aggressive launch from her rival long before the opening bell and decided she's just going to stun her with a similar display; heavy slaps bounce off the ribs but Miranda makes the initial facial contact work better and snaps Bar's head repeatedly before she gets caught by a wild swing straight on the nose and bends to the side with a loud scream. Bar strikes from the top and jams more shots on the face reeling the champion back and just going up from there with more accurate punches. Kerr tries to respond likewise but gets outworked in close range and wobbles more frequently down the stretch as Refaeli signs off a very promising round by rocking the black fur and sagging Miranda's mounds with a late half-uppercut that finds the obvious target.

Round 2:
Duck & weave approach from Kerr has the Israeli blonde slicing thin air upstairs and results in a chest muggin' response that now rocks the furry white trim before a proper hook on the liver area shuts Refaeli off on her heels. A hectic close range tangle bumps the challenger off and Bar almost slips on the boards leading her to believe that Miranda tampered with the scene of the bout. But she has no time to think about that when Kerr splits her mitts and begins to find her stride in a repeated facial assault that sends the younger model butt-in-ropes and soaking up some green & golden power. Miranda works furiously from both sides and even though Refaeli's guard improves in the final minute, another gut-checking combo bends the Israeli blonde awkwardly in the corner and enables Kerr to slam her on exposed solar plexus to bounce the challenger off the turnbuckle into a mouth slicing cross hook right at the bell. Bar spins around against the ropes and is fortunate the clock expired, otherwise she's be looking at her opponent chasing her down with leather at will.

Round 3:
Kerr's in the groove now and slides across to tackle the fellow blonde's midsection; this attack freezes Refaeli out in the middle of the ring again as the high stalking approach is no match for the bendy moves from the Aussie model. Thumping series makes the Israeli moan and gives further evidence why Kerr is such a fearsome operator, she breaks the challenger's resilience and sends her on the run, a far cry from the body saddling scenario... looping hooks crash into Bar's face on a repeated basis and there's nowhere to hide.... and nowhere to avoid the Australian leather... bruising effort bumps Refaeli into the ropes earmuffed all over while the champion resumes the midsection stalking to complete the rout.

Round 4:
Bar's annoyed by that woeful round and blitzes the champion to restore her body saddle plans; she beats Miranda for a hooking exchange and snaps the head back making the older woman scowl for a change, whether she wants to remove the furry black bikini next is another thing but she bends Kerr's jugs well before shoving her into the ropes in an ugly but effective display. Miranda hits back from the ropes but skims wide and eats a clubbing uppercut on the chin before Refaeli buries her under a proper barrage. She splits the champion's mitts repeatedly and keeps her trapped on the ropes, a much welcomed change from the previous round and barks in anger when Kerr manages to find enough steam in her to blast a late response on the navel and almost escape from the ropes right at the death.

Round 5:
A classic midring brawl opens the fifth round and both models engage in a head snapping contest looking to break each other down more than anything else; Bar gets the worse of that duel as she almost slips flat on her face and is clubbed by a quick uppercut combo before drifting away into an earmuffed safety. Kerr leaps with a flying aggression and splits the mitts again to inflict the first serious lumps on the younger blonde's face; Bar just can't outwork the relentless champion and struggles to plant her feet properly; she gets harpooned on the liver area and sinks on her knees briefly, enough time for Kerr to whack her on the mounds and reel stumbling into the ropes. Bar avoids the rushing leather once but not twice and gets slammed on the temples with a vicious left/right combo sending her dizzy back to her corner! It's half-distance here in the Ice Hotel and the current champ shows no signs of letting her title slip by any chance tonight!

Round 6:
Refaeli triggers another midring brawl but allthough she smacks Kerr's ribcage loud enough to cause a headache, she fails to throw the Aussie off her stance and must soak up a dangerous head hunting tirade thereafter that leaves more bruises on her otherwise pretty face. More from the champion who simply pounds her way into Bar's face and staggers her with a shaky looking guard; another quick uppercut combo nails her on the chin and stumbles back to the ropes with eyes closed... a brief clinching attempt is all that Refaeli has to offer but Kerr has more... she belts the Israeli on the ribs to avoid the high guard and beats Refaeli into a shrieking escape come the dying seconds; Bar slumps on the ropes at the bell and looks stunned by what the Aussie model is throwing at her tonight!

Round 7:
Kerr embarks on the Ice Hotel nirvana as she gallops into Refaeli's body to send the challenger into a tailspin within seconds of the bell... "Run, run but you can't hide!", she screams out at the puzzled Israeli and bursts out laughing to proper the maligned challenger into one last effort to halt the rout... it's no good though as Bar hammers into the iron guard and almost stumbles flat on her face again when Kerr switches her body weight around and makes the younger model miss... and miss a lot... Miranda takes the precious Odds & Ends blonde to the Ice Hotel school and effectively waltzes around the ring in bendy avoidance that would make the current lightweight champion Odette Yustman jealous... oh and of course she beat Odette to claim the Ice Hotel throne back in February in first place! "You can't even scratch me, you fool!", Kerr adds more verbal insult to injury as a breath heavy Refaeli slumps down on her stool unable to come up with any answers for the past several minutes.

Round 8:
Bar is just too slow on her feet now having gassed out badly in the woeful pursuit of the previous round, the cold temperatures ain't helping her either but the biggest damage comes from the reigning champion who opens the eight with a clubbing left/right that slices the younger blonde's gloves and whips her ponytail sideways on the spot. Refaeli grunts loud and sinks on her knees paving the way for another Kerr waltz, this time firing leather upstairs like M-16 in the Gulf War... Head hunting horror for the proud challenger who shrieks out in submissive mode being unable to duck the onslaught... it's almost like she frozen to the boards cold and Kerr has no other option but to CHOP HER DOWN... the right hook on the temple sends Bar down and out... it's a heavy landing on the asphalt-like surface and poor model has bumped her head really bad there, she bursts into spasms as soon as she hits the deck and Miranda can only plant her foot on the hip and further press the fallen girl to the cold embrace of defeat... KO8 and still your Ice Hotel Queen... Miranda Kerr!!!

AFTER: "So much for that body saddle idea, bytch!", Kerr gloats over the vanquished foe and signals for her bodyguards to bring in the ice bucket... "I'll leave the saddle for someone else, you don't deserve any respect for trash talking me on twitter of all things! And now we're gonna take out the trash since it's obvious you can't even CRAWL yourself out of here! Boys, just dump her at the gates, I'm through with this woman!!!"

Miranda gives the mumbling Bar one last kick in the butt and walks up the platform again to have her wings mounted back on... the bodyguards lift the aching Refaeli off the canvas and well, bring on the ice bucket, the custom made trash bin makes it's debut from the very bottom of Ice Hotel freezer but Miranda has enough respect for the model industry she doesn't order Refaeli to be placed upside down on her way out of the hotel.... still, the Israeli model is sobbing her heart out and checking for all the lumps and cuts on her face not even being able to glance over at the top of the platform to witness Miranda Kerr placing one leg across the other and sitting down like a real Ice Hotel Queen should be...

"And what I'm gonna do with that body saddle? Does that belong to Charlize Theron or did Bar just order a back-up copy to look rich... that would be so fitting, she's nothing more than a back-up copy... and will anyone be brave enough to tackle me anytime soon? Gotta stalk the twitter to see what those American ####s think of me now! Ahh.. life can be so demanding while nobody can raise above a certain level... Wait, Boxing World Online wants an exclusive interview with me? Or is that BLONDE! Magazine? I hope it's not you Gisele playing some games and hacking my account?"

Final result: Miranda Kerr def. Bar Refaeli KO8.