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25 July 2003 Liz Hurley vs Ali Landry

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Elizabeth Hurley 09.jpgAli Landry 06.jpg

 

Posted by simguy on 7/25/2003, 6:46 am

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Before: Classy match up long contemplated by both proud brunettes - interesting that it would take place now with both girls struggling to regain world class form. "Liz has always wanted to move up and handle Ali," says long time Hurley pundit and Ladbrookes bookmaker, "it's definitely on the to-do list. It's a dangerous fight right now and a surprising one with neither holding a title - at one point, the winner of this bout would have to have been considered the top brunette in the game - we'll see if they can live up to that billing." Liz hearing the age rhetoric for the first time in her career, particularly from Landry. "5 years ago, Liz never would have gotten hit that shot she took from Beyonce - the years are catching up fast. I think she waited too long to look my way, I'm just going to go right through her at this point. I could out-box Liz, but why give her the chance to string things out? I'll rough her up, show her some beef and get her out of there." Liz in union jack bikini, Ali in gold bikini.
During R1: Liz choosing to take midring and use her legs more than usual, sliding right, poking and chopping the righty jab, slashing the right hook under Ali's left elbow. Liz with a nifty pivot - leaning in to crowed Landry as she swivels around, then leaning out - Landry not getting off, getting touched up around the navel, breasts and mouth. Hurley doing it with her right hand, but getting the distance on a few choice, straight lefts, poking it straight to chin and getting Ali's head back sharp. Shutout Hurley.

R2: Liz has seen enough - she takes it to Ali this round. Hurley back at midring, pawing the jab then stinging it, confusing Landry with the broken rhythm, showing the left then bringing the right hook instead. End of min.1, Landry's flinching, biting on feints - Hurley able to jab, start the left, swat the right and DROP a huge left hand straight to the point of the chin, sending Landry reeling into the ropes. Second minute - Hurley supple through her torso and legs as she stalks Ali, pawing and poking misdirection punches - she lands ANOTHER vicious straight left up the middle, driving Landry's head back and sprawling her ropeside. Final minute - Landry proving robust, shaking off the chin-checks, coming back with crisp hook/right hand combos sharp from the shoulders - Hurley giving ground, slipping punches at the bell.

R3: Liz kissing her right jab off Ali, pushing it to breast, slapping it, cuffing it - Landry blocking well, putting the pressure on influences Hurley to the ropes by end of first minute. Landry ignoring the head, beating the body - hooks cracking the lower back, swinging rights to pit of the belly and jugs - Landry muscling up and shoving Hurley into the ropes after bruising the fruit downstairs. Midway through, Landry shoving and slugging has Liz off balance - thumping right hand to the body sets up a clouting hook and HURLEY'S HURT! Liz sitting dazed in the strands all shook - Ali back on that midsection, palming her left against Hurley's right shoulder and heaving rights into breadbasket. Liz clinching and grimacing gets out of the round - ramshackle Brit through 3.

R4: Ali in charge, stepping forward, jabbing her left against Liz' right, shooting the straight right hand up the middle and hopping forward to hook Liz above the left hip. Hurley to the ropes once again, sets up supple, pointing the right shoulder at Ali, bending at the waist to slip under Landry's rights, rolling with the hook, looking to swing up the counter-left. Landry's not buying - keeping the shots short and sharp, just making contact, beating Hurley in the arms and body to set up the odd straight poke on the chops. Liz resorting to sloppy clinches down the stretch - legs looking shopworn as she wraps up tight.

R5: Ali pressing the pace, doubling up the hook in Liz' side, throwing it upstairs though not landing it as Hurley rolls, but the straight rights are banging away to chest and chin. Liz ropeside and desperate, trying to bend lithe into single shot counters in swinging arcs, lay over on one side or the other, but Ali stays busy, stays accurate. Sharp combination punching from the Pageant princess, never letting Liz rest or get the timing. Tough shoulder bumps and forearm shoving from the American, riding up hard on Liz between bursts, jostling her, roughing her up. Liz forced to square up and brawl back - Landry shows her class by rolling in the pocket, expertly taking Liz' shots on her shoulders and digging back into plump breasts with short, clubbing counters - Hurley coming apart at the seams as her world class hooters get hammered. HOOK! Landry coming off the body with the left hand swivels Liz' head, leaves her drooping forward, arms outstretched. Ali just moving her hands, clipping a right against Hurley's chin, then digging the right quick beneath the breastline, finishing up a curling hook across the jaw as Liz wilts forward to the canvas! Hurley a-swoon on her face, all used up - KO5 Ali Landry!

After: Heartbreak and rejuvenation - Ali takes a slicking and keeps on ticking, staying tough and wearing a gobsmacked Liz Hurley out with non-stop aggression. Liz too tempting a prize to resist - she's barely back around when a romping Ali gobbles her up - right arm tight about the waist for a glorious walk of shame - Landry waving regally as she steps a blubbering Brit around the ring. "Her legs are SHOT!" Ali crows in post fight. "She's still cute, but she doesn't have the legs to box a champion like me all night - I just rolled her up - WAY too strong!" Ali showing the form that made her a welter terror over the last few years - looks to be back on track. Second whack in a row for Hurley - gym gossip buzzing, pundits criticizing, girls getting brave - she's got her work cut out for her.


Sim Guy


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