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29 November 2015 Intro Fall Brawl Asylum PPV

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on November 29, 2015, 8:39 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and, tonight we've got a great Asylum card with six fights in three weights and a pair of guest stables..."

McCarthy: "But, unfortunately, neither of Weirdo's REAL fighters will be on the card tonight, meaning we'll get a full dose of Dancing Hookers and tomato cans..."

Cassie: "I'd hardly call my stablemate, the talented Shailene Woodley, a tomato can, and she'll be in action at bantam tonight against a former FCBA bantamweight champion, Grace Park..."

McCarthy: "Who's not fit to carry my bikini top! And couldn't fill it either!"

O'Dell: "And, while that's the only bantamweight fight on the card, we have plenty of action at fly and light..."

Tess: "Indeed, we do. In fact, we have three interesting lightweight contests, with Serinda Swan, back on a winning streak, going against a tough, physical brunette in Lauren Cohan, Kesha, who's apparently on the verge of a push, taking on Heidi Klum, and one of my personal favorites, Daniela Ruah, squaring off with Angie Harmon!"

Cassie: "And, let's not forget about those flys! Tonight we'll see Jane Levy back in action against Anna Paquin, and, in a rematch of a fight we had right here at Asylum a little over a year ago, PLP's Janel Parrish is back in town to battle Kat Graham, in what's going to be a huge fight for the Front Streeter!"

McCarthy: "What Scabbo MEANS is, when Graham LOSES, she'll be out the door, just like she was last time...only, this time, it will be permanent!"

O'Dell: "As I said, fans, we have a big card tonight, so, get those bingo cards and shot glasses ready, sit back, relax, and join us for 'Fall Brawl At The Asylum'!"