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30 November 2015 Rachael Leigh Cook vs Emily Osment

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on November 30, 2015, 7:09 pm

 

Rachael Leigh Cook versus Emily Osment
(Words: ABC / Results: Lookout!)


Pre-fight:
Rachael Leigh Cook used the first challenge ever of the ABC stable to ask the much younger Emily Osment to clash gloves. After recording her first win since 2011 against Samia Ghadie a few weeks back, Cook seems determined to take on talented girls to mark her comeback through the FCBA. Osment has one fight for one win so far this year with a victory over Janel Parrish, and even if you believe Rachael when she says “36 is the new 26”… Emily is a mere 23.

Nevertheless, Rachael seems feisty for an older fighter. “Seriously, who the f*ck is Emily Osment? I challenged her after picking her name out of a hat. I don’t know where that hat came from, but it’s the first time an inanimate object has shown me up for pop-culture knowledge. If Emily is even a celeb, that is.”

Emily seems confident, looking ready and full of pep before the fight. “She probably has heard of me, she’s just forgotten my name in her old age. If I wanted to battle a dinosaur I’d have auditioned for Jurassic World. Oh well, I’ll happily take the win!”

Round 1:
Youth proving better than experience early as Emily’s movement even more impressive than that of generally-fast-paced Rachael. Emily manages to target Rachael’s cheek; the same one that took a battering in her return bout against Samia Ghadie. Perhaps Emily watched some fight tape and devised a plan. Rachael feeling it instantly, but she’s no slouch, especially not fresh out of the gate, and Cook replies with some hooks that shake the young starlet’s ribs. Emily manages to deflect a dangerous-looking overhand and then slips right to shovel her own hook in under Rachael’s left breast. Cook bent over by that one, pained, and not ready for the follow up, which catches her right on that pretty cheek again. The last minute is largely a defensive effort from Rachael, who is probably feeling older after the first against Osment than she did after the entire Ghadie fight.

Round 2:
Rachael tentative to begin the second, focusing on a defensive structure early and trying to get a read on young Emily’s fluid movements. Osment tries to sneak jabs through to that cheek, but Rachael is smart enough to keep that protected and then manages to whack her own right glove against Emily’s nose, causing the starlet to wince and consider using her guard as well. More of a fair trade occurring now, as hooks are shovelled into torsos, both fighters weary of anything coming higher. The crowd are treated to an exchange of tummy punches culminating in Emily retching over and stumbling away holding her stomach. Rachael about to follow, but Emily is saved by the bell. Both fighters breathing in pain as pummelled midriffs seem to be the source of spent energy reserves already.

Round 3:
Young Emily recovering quicker, the fortitude of youth on her side, while Rachael is still heaving as the bell rings for the third. As far as skill is concerned, you could almost flip a coin. It seems to be youth and fitness versus wiley experience now. Emily’s movements making the difference again as she is able to open up Rachael for a couple of hooks to ribs and then a glove flush to soft Cook jug that drops her jaw. Fortunately her guard still works and Emily is unable to drop the jaw any further. Rachael finds some more of that once tight tummy of Emily’s, but then it is another shot to jug and Rachael doesn’t want any more as she goes full defensive to close off the third.

Round 4:
Cheeky Emily opens up the fourth with a shot that flattens Rachael’s right breast and the older woman is trying to back away, clutching at it gingerly. Emily chases, focused, snapping jabs into Rachael’s face, who retaliates with a heavy overhand that clangs off Emily’s temple and lets her know this is still a two-woman fight. Emily back with jabs, but Rachael fends her off with another overhand that thuds into forehead and staggers the young blonde. Rachael not interested in pushing though, still nursing likely bruised jug, and Emily smart enough to fake and move, opening up the slowing Cook for a cross that blasts Rachael’s tender cheek and elicits audible gasp from the crowd. The bell saves Cook this time and she takes a seat looking like an old woman. Emily gaining confidence, blows her a kiss in cheeky, mocking fashion as she saunters to the opposite corner.

Round 5:
Emily with confidence and momentum and some great pace, slips in and uppercuts that weakening jug, bringing a howl from Rachael now. Her corner looks on uneasily, but Rachael defiant, her only reply to throw a straight heavily into Emily’s own bosom. Cook probably hoping it may lay some doubt, but instead young blonde grows angry, her reply to unleash a barrage of hooks that rattle Rachael’s torso. Ribs are tenderised and those poor breasts are absolutely flattened. Rachael driven back to the ropes and plastered along them, her body being beaten black and blue by Emily’s rapid and strong onslaught. Rachael using ropes to hold herself up as the bell sounds, and Emily just grins, watching tired Cook try to collect herself.

Round 6:
Dishevelled Rachael glaring at her opponent as the sixth begins. Emily a little alarmed, expecting the same broken woman that ended the fifth, not this determined, courageous athlete. Emily steps in with jabs, and Rachael guards successfully, until a hook is shovelled underneath, crunching her tummy. Rachael leans into the blow and slams her right fist forward, connecting flush with unprepared Emily face. Osment wobbles and Rachael presses now, jabbing at face and head until Emily can get the guard working. Rachael hammers a hook into young ribs and Emily replies with a hook to seasoned ribs. Each feeling it, but too proud to admit otherwise, and we have another exchange on our hands as the beautiful boxers take turns hammering her opponent’s ribs. Again it is Rachael’s that seem slightly sturdier and after a number of blows, Emily cannot help but cover and attempt to switch strategies, jabbing back at Rachael, who yelps upon impact before slamming one last hook to Emily’s side and then correcting her guard and seeing out the end of the sixth round in a better position than the previous.

Round 7:
Rachael that same picture of dogged determination as the seventh begins, holding fast against peppy Emily, and picking her timing to shovel a hook into those bruised ribs, Osment feeling each and every blow that comes in. Emily trying to outmanoeuvre, picks up some ribs of her own that cause obvious pain, but neither woman really seems eager to engage in another exchange of blows now. Then Rachael fakes out a hook and young Emily follows, only to be blasted across the cheek. Emily staggered by that one and Rachael uses the brief advantage to crunch some more ribs before the seventh comes to a close.

Round 8:
Rachael looks for rib, but seems to have forgotten how quick that Osment is, Emily shifting and rocking tired brunette with a blast across that sore cheek. Rachael stumbles against ropes and Emily’s eyes light up, pouncing at her to throw hooks against ribs again and again and again. Rachael grimacing, trying to push through as her insides are mulched by eager young fists. Rachael managing to squeeze a short jab through the pain that clips Emily’s mouth, pausing her onslaught. Emily angrily slams a glove hard into Rachael jug, getting a scream out of her. Then, unexpected, Rachael twists into a furious uppercut, landing it clean under Emily’s jaw, dropping the cutie on her back. Rachael leaning back against the ropes, huffing, wincing, groaning, and some weird agonised combination of those and more, watching as Emily slowly picks herself back up. Emily groggy and surprised, and Rachael conflicted over wanting more time to finish Emily or break time to recover, as the bell rings and each fighter all but collapses in their respective corners.

Round 9:
Rachael looks broken, and Emily looks lost, but they manage to come together to start the ninth. Emily pops brunette nose, but Rachael comes back with a haymaker that slams pretty blonde temple and collapses the young fighter. Emily not able to get up a second time, and it is a win for the veteran, Rachael Leigh Cook, KO9!

Post-fight:
Rachael tired but victorious, perhaps proving she IS just getting started. Emily threw everything at her, and looked great doing so, certainly a lot of talent there, but the wiley old vet just didn’t know when to quit.

A despondent Emily lays head in hands, breathing shallow, barely up for comment as she weakly offers her thoughts. “She just… wouldn’t drop. Tough old broad.”

Rachael Leigh Cook looks tired, sore, but vaguely happy. “She’s good, that little Em. I’d probably like her if she hadn’t flattened my tits. I’m in a lot of pain right now, I’m gonna have to go pass out. Glad to sneak through with a win though. Told you f*ckers I’m back.” 

 

 

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