"BBU GOES JMD" from BRIGHTON
(FCBA Independent vs Fight Club UK)
Posted by Vassago on December 11, 2015, 11:58 am
BEFORE: After losing her Lookout! Boxing job a couple of months ago Kim Kardashian has decided to venture back to the UK seeking JMD dominance above everything else. The buxom socialite remains one of the most notorious names in show business and should smash the attendance records across BBU especially if she lays her opponents flat. With several international fighters rising to the BBU stardom in recent years, Kardashian is more than qualified to join the European based elite even if her FCBA career was generally a massive letdown that met a final nail in the coffin when Charlotte Church wrecked her jugs on the Lookout vs LCA stable war in October.
But the BBU return doesn't get any tougher for Kardashian since Fight Club's owner Katie Price has volunteered to perform a Church-like wrecking job on the American's rack. Price was busy handling her stable's day-to-day operations during 2013 and 2014 but then made a successful comeback in February when she outpointed Lucy Pinder in what was widely regarded as the unofficial British JMD championship bout. Kardashian has never fought Pinder when she was still active in FCBA but wants to make up for that miscue in the foreseeable future. First though, she has to show Katie Price how the American jug muggin' works in the English model's home backyard of Brighton, East Sussex.
Tempers flare behind the scenes as Denise van Outen reports that Kim wanted to get an early jump on her opponent and triggered a brief hair pulling match back in the locker room which only resulted in Price spitting out her frustration and threatening a "no prisones taken war in the ring". The leading BBU TV reporter is a known critic of most of the brunette combatants so she doesn't have any favorite tonight and simply wants to see the loser destroyed with both sets of jugs being flattened for a good measure.
Kim Kardashian wears a black bikini and white gloves. Raven-black hair tied in a long braid. Katie Price wears a cherry red bikini set with black trim and black gloves. Raven-black hair pulled back into a thick high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
Kim's hungry for success and looks to stick her mitts into Katie's jugs as early as possible; she catches the British girl off balance when she rips into the impressive cleavage with a series of uppercuts and barks in her determination to outmuscle the older brunette. Katie fails to stretch her elbows and she's visibly slower in execution than the American who makes it look like it's a short three round contest. She drills the British jugs but other than rooting Price to the spot she doesn't really put Katie under much trouble and almost gets caught on the liver as Price leans forward and tries to break through the American's efforts but can only clinch Kardashian and bump her off through superior jug-to-jug contact. Kim wants to resume the attack but Katie dekes to the side and circles back to safety leaving the younger brunette annoyed at the bell.
Round 2:
Kardashian is quicker on her feet again which gives her another early jump but this time she sticks her gloves into the side of Price's breasts to a better effect. Katie rips a series just below the American's mounds but fails to spike the solar plexus effectively enough and sinks on her heels when sheer ammount of Kim's leather affects her breathing. Katie tries to spin herself out of close range but remains trapped on the back foot and doesn't make any use of the reach advantage leaving Kim with another flurry of uppercuts on the chest that finally drives the British brunette butt-in-ropes come the final minute and allows Kardashian to run away with the second round in succession.
Round 3:
Allthough Katie's shown very little aggression thus far, she's avoided serious damage as well and perhaps she needs more time to settle herself against such a feisty competitor like Kim who's much quicker than Lucy Pinder was in her epic jug battle vs Price earlier this year. If FCUK's plan is to wear the American out it's not really working and forces Katie to seek a clinching respite when another uppercut drive hoofs the mounds against Price's slumped chin but it gets worse thereafter as Kim pummels the lacklustre foe back to the turnbuckle and romps in to the gut bending the older brunette forward and blasting her on the chin right at the bell to complete another dominant round.
Round 4:
"She's just a big, fat cow out there with nothing but saggy melons that are soooo fun to pound!", Kim tells the ref to keep an eye for a looming Price demise but the British veteran jumps into a sudden jabbing frenzy - obviously dropping the defensive plan - since even a FCBA free agent is able to dominate the self-proclaimed hottest set of UK jugs around the league. Subsequently Kim's speed & agility is dwarfed by sheer power of Katie's strikes and the American rack takes a close range beating from the side shutting Kardashian's attack in a hurry. Kim wobbles to the side and allthough she wants to maintain the high tempo drill, she simply soaks up too much spikes on the jugs and bends forward to crash into Price's shoulder which bumps her off on the heels and allows Katie to drop more jabs just below the mounds and hassle the solar plexus a bit too close for the younger brunette's comfort. Bell saves her from more punishment but that's a hint of a smile on Katie's face for the first time tonight.
Round 5:
Kim avoids chatting to the referee this time after that dismal round but she still believes she can put Katie away and jumps into a mindless jug bash that meets equally ruthless response. Both girls scowl in their efforts to smash the rack flat but Price is the stronger of the two so her shots make a better impact and wobble Kardashian on her heels on the minute mark with a lenghty shriek that indicates she felt that charge from the opponent. And Katie moves on the front leg and thumps the mounds against the slumping chin spinning a suddenly tired looking Kardashian back to the ropes, the speed isn't there anymore to provide the escape route and Price just crashes into the open space hammering some fine American jug. Kim caves in behind a tight guard and looks all defensive for the first time tonight allowing Katie to pound her ribcage in a late switch in the dying seconds of the round which leaves the older brunette gasping for air at the bell.
Round 6:
Price's back in the groove for good now beating her opponent for a quick jabbing series that dents Kim's performance even further and allows the British model to stuck heavy leather on a repeated basis come the second minute. Katie bats uppercuts at will slicing Kardashian's guard and rocking the American on her heels but there's just no escape from the close range heat and Kim tries to hang in there with a solid series on the guts but she throws nothing at the breasts anymore and Katie shows all her might in pounding her back to the ropes in the final minute instead. "Give her some oxygen!", the crowd chants dubious support of Kim's physical shape and it does look like the American is the one that wore herself out very much against the original plan. Katie notices that too and ups the muggin' drill to shove a yelping foe butt-in-ropes in the closing second and signs off a bell-to-bell beating of the fellow brunette by ripping into her liver area that bends the aching Kim forward and makes her spit out her mouthguard moments after the ref jumps in to haul Katie off her. Ouch!
Round 7:
Kim looks to be in real pain now however Katie just stacks up the cleavage box and romps more uppercuts to shatter the American's guard for good. Kardashian just can't keep her arms in tact anymore and while she bounces off her rival's forearms in a futile attempt to regain some pride, she gets whooped on the liver area one more time and slumps against Price's jugs aching badly. Katie maintains the midriff assault and literally punches all that's left from Kim's energy supply leaving the fellow brunette to spin back to the ropes with her arms wrapped around the ropes in order to stay upright. However a crunching jug onslaught follows and shoves Kim's boobs into her chin as the American just can't take it anymore and succumbs to Price's outright power...SHE SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE and mumbles in pain before rolling down on her left side where she remains until the ref counts her out! Stunning KO7 Katie Price!!!
AFTER: "Give her jug, give her jug, give her jug!", the loyal Brighton crowd wants Katie to take it to the house post-fight as well and the British veteran kicks out at the fallen American who can't catch her breath whatsoever and offers little resistance when the older brunette has her gloves removed and drags her back upright by the air: "I could wipe the floor with you, #### but I see that your jugs are done anyway and that's enough for me... at least for now! Or perhaps not? Gimme that!", Katie rips her foe's bikini top and pushes the battered girl for a Walk of Shame where everyone in the audience can admire Kim's jugs for free. The beaten American keeps wincing in pain and hugs her breadbasket but she's simply in no shape to prevent more punishment; Price duly trips her down on her back and mounts the otherwise toned belly before she claws her nails into the exposed breasts to increase Kardashian's moaning volume: "I swear I could rip those melons right off ya, ####! You deserve all the punishment in the world for being such a nasty bytch!" The crowd enjoys the jug mauling alright but wants to see Kardashian smothered anyway and Price obeys to the chants; she bends forward to bury the helpless opponent under a ton of silicon enhanced cleavage and it doesn't even take a full minute before Kim's legs stop to kick out and the FCBA veteran is put away to sleep. The perfect ending to a JMD fight night in Brighton! Just make sure Kim finds her way to the hotel and doesn't wake up in the dumpster!
Final result: Katie Price def. Kim Kardashian KO7.
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