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13 September 2003 Eliza Dushku vs Jenny McCarthy

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Eliza Dushku 11.jpgJenny Mccarthy 05.jpg

 

 

 

(Non-Title Bout)

 

Posted by simguy on 9/13/2003, 8:36 am

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)


Before: Dushku coming up short against Blalock - McCarthy handing Jolene a devastating drubbing - interesting to see how the styles will match up in what should be a competitive bantam tussle. "That reckless abandon stuff won't work against Eliza," notes one grizzled ringside veteran, "but don't count Jenny out. She's a big strong bantam and that's key against Dushku. Plus, McCarthy's skills are underated - if she can set up her power, maybe get Eliza off her feet once or twice - this thing'll be good." Eliza in red leather bikini - Jenny in Pink, white polka-dots FHM bikini - laced up between the cups and at the hips.

During R1: Jenny hopping forward into chopping overhand rights - good pressure throughout the first minute - Eliza wisely giving ground, spitting out pre-emptive jabs, using the ring. Midway through - Dushku starts to work inside blonde power punches - dipping in close and low, countering hard to the body as Jenny misses over top. E times the McCarthy right, slips under it, comes back a clanging hook on the chops - Jenny nearly sent to her back, stomps on her heels all wide eyed and wobbly butt. Mop up last minute Eliza: she leads with measuring rights then CRANKS that hook across trembling blonde abs - yanking vicious spank out of Jenny's midsection at the bell.

R2: Eliza rotating left, spearing the jab body and head - keeping Jenny off balance. Dushku patiently working with straight punching combos - placing the right hand on the face, pivoting around the jab, nothing fancy. McCarthy guzzling brunette punches with disdain, coming forward, but rarely able to get off with her feet set - Dushku doing a nice job of moving Jenny around the ring.

R3: Dushku methodically working in circular fashion. Eliza travelling left as she spices Jenny's body and face hard, stabbing jabs. Dushku weaving in close under McCarthy's overhand rights and working over blonde's right side - snapping hooks bounce off the ribcage or jaw as Eliza counters at will. Dushku able to bob when in close, making Jenny miss, then pivoting out to the left - McCarthy spending up a lot of energy, getting touched plenty through 3.

R4: Eliza just whittling away on her girl - hooking the body, stick-and-moving, mixing in the straight right, touching her blonde body and head. Midway through, McCarthy breaks out the equalizer. Blonde's never stopped coming forward - brace of chopping lefts and rights misses but puts Eliza up against the ropes - Dushku trying to lean away from trouble runs out of ring, McCarthy's right hand clangs off temple and ELIZA'S DOWN! E dropped to her hands and knees - delighted Jenny hooting taunts as the ref bodies her back. Sherriff beats the count, but legs aren't back - she digs in at the ropes as McCarthy sashays on over. Big blonde beat down - Jenny loading up, swinging wide, lusty to the flanks, then shouldering Eliza heavy into the ropes. Beefy stuff - Dushku does well covering up, rolling with the incoming to make it to the bell.

R5: Jenny showing her underated versatility - coming forward but jabbing now, banging back Eliza's forehead and guiding her ropeside. Jenny able to put punches together - standing up straight with multiple clipping hooks against Dushku's raised guard, then shooting the right hand as she bends forward. Eliza can't get her back off the ropes, but she's blocking a lot of shots, reading McCarthy fairly well. Brunette not doing much on offense, but consistently getting her body work done - always fitting something in there as Jenny evens up the cards.

R6: Eliza's legs are back - she's wheeling left, spreading Jenny out with the body and head jab, then weaving in close to snatch at blonde ribcage and jaw tight hooks. Jenny looking a little winded - she's lobbing muscular right hands but rarely rewarded for the effort - meanwhile, Eliza's working that midsection like a blacksmith.

R7: Jenny's crafty - showing Eliza the overhand right, then bringing it up and under for an uppercut instead - brunette stood up hurt in the early going, gloves at her temples. Jenny pouring into the breach - now brings the chopping overhand right on the jaw, moving Eliza to her right, then a clouting hook jerks brunette a quarter turn to her left and SITS HER DOWN! Dushku stunned, on her backside - grinning Jenny takes the opportunity to trample her foe underfoot as her 'momentum' carries her forward. E takes another shaky 8, clearly frazzled by McCarthy's lightweight sock. Jenny beaming as she wades on in - Dushku scowling, hurt - pure donnybrook the rest of the way as blonde looks to close, brunette looks to deny. Dushku ducking and hooking, getting all she wants on Jenny's chin and rightside ribs, but blonde won't back away. McCarthy missing plenty, but letting her hands go - she's ringing the cash register with the 3rd and 4th punches, breasts swinging, legs planted firmly, teeth clenched as she pounds away. Furious action careens on past the bell - ref having to physically separate hellcats as girls keep heaving.

R8: Eliza calms down, gets back to the lateral movement, jab - making Jenny move her feet. Dushku hooking off the jab and pinging in those surprising straight rights, but also making a deliberate shift this round to Jenny's world class jugs. Dushku changing direction, stepping right to claw hooks across those melons, then banging in hard right crosses from outside - McCarthy dismayed at the wallop her breasts are taking, visibly slowing, not punching back. Eliza hard-eyed as she evens up the see-saw contest after 8.

R9: Dushku stepping left early, stooping to fit her jab into Jenny's belly, then hooking ear to pivot around the right flank - blonde stepping forward, but not aggressively: Dushku's consistent punching is taking it's toll. Eliza grimly going after jug with hard, spanking punches - not the pell-mell Brit Daniel romping style attack - it's targetted, hooks and crosses - Eliza lighting it up then stepping to the side as McCarthy's eyes well up. Round ends as Dushku steps right, drives in with a brutal straight right to the pit of the belly - McCarthy giving a shout of pain as she doubles over at the bell.

R10: Eliza not giving an inch - still circling, prepping Jenny with stiff jabs up and down her torso. Dushku even showing a little Claire Danes look - easing her left shoulder into McCarthy to crowd, then pivoting off the body at a 90 degree angle to the left, easing back out free of charge. Jenny flustered - swinging away hard, but landing only glancing shots as Eliza finesses her up in a classy 10th. Comes back UD10 Eliza Dushku.

After: Intriguing back and forth - McCarthy's power answering Dushku's consistency until the last 6 minutes. Eliza really belting the body tonight, soaking up some of that Jenny Mac crack - that combined with the good footwork and pre-emptive punching got the brunette over. Dushku also banging jug with authority tonight - took a lot of the vigor out of her opponent with that meanspirited attack down the stretch.


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