BBU BOXING DAY PPV
(Independent vs BronzedOz Boxing)
Posted by Vassago on December 29, 2015, 10:55 pm
BEFORE: Kelly Hall enjoyed a fine BBU debut last summer when she knocked out Clair Meek but has struggled for work since and only returns to the ring courtesy of a somewhat unexpected call from BronzedOz Boxing's Lara Bingle who looks for an "easy fight" after she got trounced by a woman old enough to be her mother back at the ACB's Anzac Memorial Day PPV.
"Who says I'm easy?", Kelly dismisses those 'Green & Gold Magazine' reports and vows to smash the blonde model to pieces while teaching the critics a lesson or two in the proccess, "I remember when Clair Meek used to brag about her being a real boxer or something but I pounded her goofy ass all the way up the Highlands and guess what, none of these sluts want to fight me anymore! I didn't suspect Lara has even half a brain but I'm thankful for this opportunity and I will enjoy pounding her ass all the way across the damn ocean too!"
Kelly Hall wears a red bikini set with black trim and white gloves. Dark brown hair in loose waves. Lara Bingle wears a golden bikini top, green knickers and golden gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Lara storms out of her stool to put immediate jabbing pressure on the smaller opponent but Kelly's a brave girl unfazed by the bad publicity and she wants to show the Australians how it's done; a piercing hook sinks the blonde on her heels and suddenly Hall rips a mighty uppercut on the chin that sends the older girl spinning back to the ropes. So much for any Oz jump start as Bingle takes cover thereafter and avoids closing in which lets Kelly into more menacing swings. She thumps the slow moving blonde on the temples and bumps her off in jug-to-jug mayhem before signing off the round with a belting hook on the liver area. Lara scowls in pain and bends sideways against the ropes being very lucky that the bell saved her from more trouble.
Round 2:
Kelly takes it to the house seconds into the second as she slams a left/right combo up the middle and renders Lara's high guard inept on the spot. She thumps more jabs and drives a hapless blonde back to the ropes where she harpoons the liver area again and just ravages all the Aussie prospects with a truly brutal display that leaves Bingle gasping for air and yelping in disarray at the two minute mark. A crunching left hook silences the struggling model though and Hall triggers a facial mauling in the closing seconds just roughing the taller girl up and sending her into a desperate escape that ends when she loses her footing and eats one last hook on the liver area. Lara bends forward and hugs her tummy in clear pain at the bell and quite frankly she's been ransacked in this contest so far. What was that about an "easy fight" again?
Round 3:
The shellacking continues as Kelly rips a left hook over the top to sink Lara on jelly knees and another jug-to-jug bump off breaks the blonde's cover which soon meets a punishing demise... Hall hammers in a right uppercut on the chin and pulls the plug on the blonde by slamming an extra cross hook on the mouth... DOWN GOES BINGLE crashing down on her backside in the middle of the ring... Kelly bunny hops around the fallen opponent and Lara looks all toast here before a brave effort somehow sees her up at nine... she lacks the neccessary spark in the eye but apparently the ref wants to see her knocked out and gives Hall another opportunity... cue in a classic left/right combo that sends the Aussie model reeling on her heels and when the brunette finds another uppercut on the jaw it's curtains for the embattled guest from Down Under... LARA CRASHES DOWN ON HER BACK and this time the ref doesn't even bother with the count. KO3 Kelly Hall in ass-kicking fashion!!!
AFTER: That was a truly dismal showing from Lara to open the Boxing Day PPV and perhaps the loss to Naomi Watts was as bad as it originally looked. Instead of booking an "easy fight" it looks like the otherwise shapely blonde will be targeted as a perennial punchbag by many of her peers. And that's never a good prospect to look for.
Meanwhile Kelly demands immediate action and is willing to take anybody on as soon as possible. She waited 16 months after her debut for another oportunity but that's your life as a BBU free agent. It's questionable whether another PageThree girl will pick up the gauntlet and perhaps they'd be best advised to simply sign her into the stable because until they do, the Middlesex brunette will be stalking them until they'll have to address the situation.
Vicky Lloyd on twitter: "Kelly Hall sux! I can KO her if she wants to! #BimboBrunette
Final result: Kelly Hall def. Lara Bingle KO3.
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