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29 December 2015 Charlotte McKenna vs Amy Childs

Page history last edited by Vassago 8 years, 2 months ago

 

BBU BOXING DAY PPV

 

(PageThrees vs Kear's Kats)

 

Posted by Vassago on December 29, 2015, 11:05 pm

 

BEFORE: Both these girls have really struggled for success in BBU thus far but Amy Childs has at least scored some wins allthough Denise van Outen thinks that's not exactly gonna favor her over Charlotte McKenna since she's taken more painful defeats than the blonde glamour model along the way (currently on a seven fight skid dating back to August 2012 where van Outen herself stopped the redhead in the seventh).

Still, both girls don't really like each other much and Amy openly vows to beat Charlotte up so she can challenge fellow Essex reality TV starlet Billie Faiers next. McKenna's imminient plans remain a mystery but that's not a surprise for someone who's yet to win one of these fights and left the ring with an elbow injury last time out.

Charlotte McKenna wears a navy blue bikini and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponutail. Amy Childs wears a white bikini with silver trim and silver gloves. Dark red hair loose and straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls show a lot of fighting spirit but the production simply isn't there to impress anyone inside the Cardiff Arena and it's rather clear these two are lowly ranked without even looking it up in the records. Foxy boxing-like stuff for most of the time with single punches barely grazing the flesh and one has to think if Amy just got paid to suit up - its not like she leaves too much to the imaginattion with that skimpy outfit - and will announce her retirement regardless of the result. "This is the classic TOWIE bull...", Denise van Outen scolds the "show" on hand but then gets reminded that Lucy Mecklenburgh made her FCBA debut few weeks ago and focuses back on Childs' efforts that actually spike McKenna's cheeks well in the final minute and perhaps the shapely redhead simply needed some time to settle back in the BBU reality.

Round 2:
More promise from the redhead who jumps the blonde with a flying series that smacks Charlotte's head sideways and exposes her shaky guard even against such a rusty operator; a good hook connects with the jaw and allthough McKenna fires right back she gets belted on the ribcage and wobbles into an uppercut on the rack that makes her scream and lets Amy for more hooks up the middle. McKenna stumbles back onto the ropes and bounces right off them to meet a zipping left cross that tags her nose and dumps her onto the turnbuckle. Childs scampers for a follow up assault but gets clinched as the blonde has enough strenght in her to fend off the worst case scenario and even bumps the redhead off with a piercing hook on the liver area to close out the round.

Round 3:
Back to foxy boxing stuff from Amy which lets Charlotte in with a jabbing series on the rack; there are some rumours that Childs would like to try her chances in JMD sometime next year but she's going nowhere if she can't dispatch McKenna's plummeting stock tonight. A couple of hooks tag the redhead's chin in the second minute and force her back with the blonde teeing off in a fruitless pursuit and circling back when she simply can't find her stride in mid range. A sluggish display in the final minute leaves this fight stalled badly and even Amy's bright smile doesn't make up for the lack of excitement after three rounds.

Round 4:
Denise van Outen thinks that even a winless Billie Faiers would be a favorite to smash Amy to pieces and there's no excuse for not drilling McKenna's pretty face wholesale since the West Sussex blonde hasn't even made it past the fifth round in four bouts to date and Childs gives her a lifeline by holding back the cavalry. And sure enough, the blonde finds the range to stuck some leather into the redhead's face and pummels her back to the ropes with an accurate drill that lacks core strenght but still overcomes Childs' wandering defence. "Want some JMD, slut?", she whispers into Amy's ear while hitting the belly button and clipping the mounds with the other hand. A truly dismal performance from Amy shuts her down in the corner in the final minute and McKenna just blasts her breadbasket raw before sliding in with one more hook on the boobs which trembles the hapless redhead back to her corner at the bell.

Round 5:
Welcome back, Amy! The redhead does indeed find some venom in her punches and slams a left/right combo to upset the blonde's looming charge. The problem is, McKenna's so sluggish in execution she can be countered at will and when Amy finally nails her on the jaw with a scything hook the floodgates open and dump the blonde into a hectic retreat.. against Amy Childs of all people! Makes no difference for the ex-TOWIE fan favorite who barges in with some JMD route herself and clips the jaw to rock Charlotte's head back while just teeing off on the juicy stuff up the middle. McKenna wanted to punish Amy's rack but now eats some of that medicine herself and clearly struggle to embrace the reality; she sinks on jelly knees in the dying seconds and can only yelp in pain when the redhead slams one last hook on the boobs and vows to render the blonde topless before too long, "You stupid cow! I will punch your melons out! Just let me at 'em!"

Round 6:
Another body assault leaves Charlotte badly exposed especially when she misfires over the top and fails to cover for Amy spiking her ribcage and bumping her off towards the ropes. A quick deke to the side only postpones the drama because McKenna's arms are simply too low and never protect her from a cross hooking shot that slams her on the mouth and wobbles forward with eyes closed. Childs adds an uppercut on the jugs with the blonde's arms collapsing and she can in fact drill the navel with another try that finally proves too much for the struggling blonde... McKENNA GOES DOWN ON HER KNEES and that was almost too easy for the Essex redhead. Charlotte made it to the sixth round for the first time in her career but her prospects are slim if she can be knocked down with such a casual punch. Cue in more jug twerking from Amy who actually dwells on the crowd's reaction more than finishing Charlotte off once the blonde beats the count at eight... this ain't WWE Divas but the lapse of concentration enables McKenna to take cover in a hectic retreat and Amy teases her opponent with some verbal abuse instead of just letting it rip... Denise van Outen can't believe her eyes and neither can the Cardiff Arena audience!

Round 7:
Charlotte is shut down in the middle of the ring with another jug muggin' and apparently Kear's Kats coach threatened to cut Amy loose if she didn't finish the clearly helpless blonde off in the seventh. "What's the rush?" is the answer but even the Essex's proudest redhead must obey to some orders and when she resumes the body assault, McKenna slumps on her shoulder and basically allows Amy to punch her back to the ropes where she just drills the midriff raw and leaves Charlotte breathless and yelping badly... nothing comes back from the blonde anymore and while Childs can't force another knockdown the ref just shakes his head like he's watching a scripted demise from the blonde...  well, she is truly that hittable even against a designated hot mess like Amy... one last yelp from McKenna leads to her departure and she just slides against the turnbuckle with Childs slashing her with a quick hook on the swollen left eye... BUT THE REF HAS SEEN ENOUGH and pulls the Essex girl off her prey and quite frankly Charlotte didn't land a single punch in that last round... TKO7 Amy Childs!!!

AFTER: So, the seven fight losing skid ends for Amy against a 0-5 opponent and her antics in the middle of the ring make the BBU TV cut away to commercials a bit sooner than usual. "This is not Essex TV, mind you!", Denise van Outen doesn't want to witness Amy's efforts to render Charlotte topless as the redhead demands to have her gloves removed so she can take the blonde's bikini top home as a battle trophy. Some argy bargy between her and coach Gail Kim ensues and nobody wants to celebrate the long sought success anymore leading to a jeering response from the audience. Just give the girl a trophy! OK, enough of this. Billie Faiers must be laughing her jugs out together with sister Sam and this was a truly difficult fight to embrace for anyone outside of Essex. And they will be back! Ouch!

Final result: Amy Childs def. Charlotte McKenna TKO7.

 

 

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