BBU BOXING DAY PPV - MAIN EVENT
(Lioness Club vs Fight Club UK)
Posted by Vassago on December 31, 2015, 2:19 pm
BEFORE: Welcome to the Boxing Day PPV Main Event where the undefeated Lily Allen squares off against the resurgent Nadine Coyle who won five of her last six fights after being labelled as the biggest punchbag of the flyweight division in her early BBU career. Both girls launched off fighting Nadine's former bandmate and Lily's nemesis royale Cheryl Cole who quickly removed herself from the BBU carousel by racking up four wins overseas and leaving both her peers scratching their eyes out for the number one spot among fellow singers. No offence to Mollie King or Jade Thirlwall but Nadine and Lily believe they are top draw and should be offered a shot at Jenna Louise Coleman's title. This bout must be considered an official eliminator because the remaining contenders have applied to the lineal tournament which is unlikely to take place due to a scheduling conflict with the welterweight taking priority to fill the Erika Heynatz vacancy.
Aside from being too proud to enter any sort of tournaments there's nothing in common between the two, even the height difference is scary big as Lily gives away FOUR inches on Nadine but vows to have the meaner punch and very much destined to chop the "skinny cow" in half. Well, Nadine's tough-as-nails decision over Leigh-Anne Pinnock indicates she can survive the extended onslaught but nobody's as determined to beat a girl up as Allen is these days.
Nadine Coyle wears a golden bikini top, white knickers and black gloves. Light brown hair tied in a couple of loose ponytails. Lily Allen wears a red basque top, yellow knickers and yelloe gloves. Black hair tied in a bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Both girls are aggressive from the word go and lit up the atmosphere inside the Cardiff Arena but Nadine makes better use of her reach advantage and spikes Lily over the top with a vicious leather rush to force the brunette think better of it. As much as Lily would like to clobber Coyle's face into a mush she has to soak up some punishment instead before belting the taller singer on the guts but that no longer makes an impact on the former Girl Aloud. In fact it only fuels Nadine's power drive that almost traps Allen in the corner but the speed is on the brunette's side and she can spend some time in mid distance finally keeping the Irish girl at bay in the closing seconds.
Round 2:
Most fans don't think Lily can win the bout by fighting from so far back given Nadine's height advantage and there's more Irish leather crashing into the brunette's face which wobbles her to the side and prevents immediate response. Lily begins to gurgle in anger but her head hunting efforts are quickly blocked off or even simply avoided by a steady circling drill that makes Nadine looks like a completely different person to her early days in the boxing ring. She clocks Allen's face with a repeated series and signs off another dominant performance by bursting her lips into visible swelling. Lily spits out her mouthguard in frustration at the bell and Denise van Outen wonders if she'd rather have another go at Cheryl Cole instead?
Round 3:
Finally some clean punches on Coyle's body and Lily was almost desperate to get those in while slipping underneath the high assault and locking the Irish singer down in a close range brawl. Here's where Coyle struggles to stretch her elbows and gets whacked on the boobs for a good measure as Lily swarms all over her and beats to the body again pushing her onto the ropes in the proccess. Nadine groans in discomfort and wants to shake the brunette off but she needs to be reminded that Lily hasn't lost a fight yet and now she tries to pierce the liver area to tame Coyle's aggressive stance but both girls wrestle so hard along the ropes that Allen almost goes down on her face before finding a late hook on the chin to stun Nadine on the turnbuckle with her eyes closed.
Round 4:
Lily thrives on her superior footwork but she has to duck really low on her feet to embrace the close range drill again and Nadine catches her on top of her forehead before getting sucked into the corner where more body punishment relieves the Ulster girl from her menacing ideas. Lily pounds along to the gut and scowls in her efforts to shut the blonde down and Coyle's clearly confused how to shrug the smaller singer off. She blasts her on the kidneys but after a quick scream Lily actually knees her back in the crotch and the fight heads south from there with both girls trying to headbutt each other and shouting full of rage which makes the referee stop the fight and lecture both vixens. The stakes are high tonight but the tempers even higher and Lily has the last laugh by thumping the Irish girl on the chin and almost sticking more leather into the ribcage as well before Coyle grabs her by the arms and spins back to center of the ring seconds before the bell.
Round 5:
Allen catches Coyle on the ribs early in the fifth and now works very low on her knees to inch a little closer to the promise land by beating the taller singer to the body more effectively thanks to her improved footwork. Nadine doesn't looks so agile anymore and actually begins to feel all the strikes to her guts while Lily keeps working her over and before too long both singers end up wrestling on the ropes where Lily's pouncing efforts allow her to stay on top and make Nadine look like she's fighting to get even while getting shoved butt-in-ropes in the proccess. Allen refuses to break away and find another route to punish her foe and Coyle's too busy asking the ref to do something about Lily repeatedly wrapping herself around the her waist. The ugly stuff works into Allen's favor and she clobbers the blonde's liver area to keep her trapped while the clock expires to leave the Lioness Club coach Gina Wild furious over the opportunity slipping through Nadine's gloves.. err.. fingers.
Round 6:
Allen shuts Coyle down along the ropes with another fast approach and blatant clinching efforts... and Nadine loses her focus and sticks her knee into the brunette's body to gain separation... the fight is stopped on the spot and ref deducts the Irish singer a point for the offence... and now things really get out of hand as Lily shoves the ref away and slams a left cross on Coyle's nose reeling her sideways against the ropes... there was no command to box but nobody cares about that as both girls dish out heavy artillery from both sides and batter each other's faces until one of them has enough... AND IT'S COYLE who gets smacked on the nose again before Lily drills her solar plexus and renders her oblivious to the follow up on the jaw THAT SENDS THE BLONDE SPINNING AROUND and sliding face first into the ropes... Coyle's down on her knees with her arms wrapped around the ropes but she's saved by the bell as the referee's count reaches seven... "You filthy bytch! Just quit now or else I'll wreck your face all over!", Allen can't quite believe how the clock expired so quickly but she's lucky to get away with that charge since it started well before the command... the timekeeper perhaps tried to cool things down here but Nadine still looks quite sore even as she heads towards her corner while Lily promises to really wipe her out for good in the seventh.
Round 7:
Coyle sticks the early leather into the brunette's face alright but gets creamed on the body and bends forward to find Lily bursting into her jaw again which makes her scream and wobble back on her heels... Allen hits the destruction button and buries the Ulster singer with a barrage of shots up the middle finding the chin as the easy target and sways a loud screaming blonde back to the ropes where she drills the breadbasket again to remove more fighting spirit out of her opponent. Coyle tries to clinch the rampant brunette but eats more hooks on the ribcage and bends awkwardly against the turnbuckle with Allen just working her guts over to the point she even ignores the exposed head as Nadine's arms go all they way down to protect the aching torso... Lily truly wants to cut the blonde in half here but runs out of time in focusing on breaking some ribs yet she still leaves Coyle absolutely breathless at the bell and sagging badly with her eyes closed. There's really not much left in the Irish vixen anymore.
Round 8:
Nadine's slow to get up and barely throws a punch at the fast approaching brunette who sticks immediate leather into the ribcage but finally switches upstairs to shatter the high guard and just connect with the exposed chin... Coyle's battered into a standstill and Allen whoops her face into more lumps as she maintains the vicious pressure... Nadine's eyes bawl out to the orbit when she gets slammed one more time on the chin and wobbles into a brutal cross hook on the right eye THAT KNOCKS HER OUT COLD and sends spinning down on the canvas... That's all she wrote, folks!! Lily realizes she's finished her rival off for good and stamps her foot on the blonde's tummy and raises both arms in the air... KO8 Lily Allen!!!
AFTER: That was a gruesome and dirty at times but Lily maintains her perfect record and openly challenges former stablemate Jenna-Louise Coleman for the flyweight title. "If there's anyone who can expose Jenna's evil scheme that's ME!!!", she tells Georgie Thompson after the fight when the medics are still trying to revive the battered Coyle to her senses, "I don't care how much she allegedly improved with those Lookout people! I simply don't care!!! Hell, I sound like that tramp Cheryl Cole now, do I? (Georgie confirms that's the title of one of Chezza's singles which makes for an awkward moment). I'm done waiting for anyone's approval. If I was as audacious as that tramp Cole was in all her fancy talk I'd be blowing by people in America now. And I still beat her ass!!! But no, that filthy cow got the contract. And Jenna-Louise got hers and now rules all the jug muggin' rankings. What a frickin' waste! (...) Coyle is still out? Well, that's frickin' GOOD! She deserved all the beating she took and hey, we had some close moments but this was a grudge fight, right? I simply wanted that win more than her! And I got it! With that I DESERVE to be a flyweight champion now! You hear me, Jenna? You can run all the way to America but you can't stop me chasing you! Allen over and out!!!"
Final result: Lily Allen def. Nadine Coyle KO8.
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