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30 December 2015 Carmella DeCesare vs Charlotte Church

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 30, 2015, 10:50 am

 

Carmella DeCesare (38-18-1, 26 KO) vs Charlotte Church (3-8, 3 KO)
HMK Productions vs Lioness Club
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Lioness Club of America's head trainer Claudia Schiffer admits that Carmella DeCesare's physical presence was a key factor in setting up the Charlotte Church fight: "Yeah, Mr. V thinks that Carmella is simply too good looking to stay on the sidelines all of 2015. And Charlotte's happy to see any sort of action these days with her confidence sky high ever since she pounded Kim Kardashian's jugs into jelly. But we're aware that DeCesare will be a hard test and if Minka Kelly wasn't the champ she could have fought her instead of Charlotte".

Church backed up that Kardashian JMD scalp by beating Kelly Carlson last month while DeCesare was last seen in the ring against Caity Lotz way back in January  2014. Last win? August 2013 against Rachel McAdams.

Carmella DeCesare wears a red bikini set and black gloves. Dark brown hair straight. Charlotte Church wears a green bikini top, white knickers and red gloves. Shoulder lenght light brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Charlotte launches an immediate attack aimed at the brunette's head which forces the otherwise rusty Carmella to take cover and accept the singer's effective approach. Church blasts a neat cross to slice the guard apart and connects with the cheeks making DeCesare wince in the proccess. The close range brawl favors the quick execution and allthough Charlotte's not a demon in that regard she easily outworks the sluggish foe who's clearly in need of match practice and the only one she gets in the opening round is Church smacking her cheeks into a reddish look already. The bell couldn't have come any sooner for the HMK brunette who needs to be reminded she's not in the gym anymore.

Round 2:
Church seeks another piercing success as she slices the high guard apart but DeCesare's finally at the races too and responds over the top clubbing the blonde's cheeks herself and forcing the mid range exchange down the stretch. The pace of the fight is subdued but neither girl wants to increase it which is a surprise especially given Church's rough treatment of Kelly Carlson last time out. However Carmella's reach is slightly superior and poses more threat when she finds the temple with a hooking approach in the final minute and the LCA singer has to apply a clinch before the brunette unloads a proper follow up. Both women wrestle along the ropes in the dying seconds and the fight completely stalls as a result of that dubious tactics.

Round 3:
Carmella finds more confidence when she beats the singer for a classic right-on-right punch and then she drills the chin to reel the Welsh blonde on her heels which makes the crowd roar in support. A flurry of punches slices the guard and dumps Charlotte on the ropes and because she's not exactly the fastest girl on her feet that's where she stays for the best part of the contest with Carmella thumping more single shots upstairs and just racking up the numbers even though she doesn't really hurt the Welsh opponent all that much. Still, anything will do for someone who's not seen action for 23 months and some pundits believe Charlotte shows the HMK veteran just a tad too much respect here.

Round 4:
More close range slugging that favors nobody and leaves the crowd waiting for the fireworks. Charlotte does well to stop Carmella's gloves piercing her high guard but the body assault in the clinch is half-hearted and makes no impression on the brunette whatsoever. Church's cleavage outweights her opponent's pair and DeCesare is pushed into the ropes in the middle of a frantic wrestling display but the punches are at premium now and for whatever reason the Welsh singer can't find that aggressive mojo she poured on Kim Kardashian and Kelly Carlson in her last two fights. Carmella breaks free in the closing seconds and blasts a delightful cross on the lips to make the blonde gasp in discomfort but the look on Claudia Schiffer's face tells it all, it's time for Plan B for the Lioness entourage!

Round 5:
DeCesare finds her groove now and ups the tempo blasting more hooks upstairs but Church's guard withstands the test before a crunching response nails the brunette on the nasal ridge and spins her to the side. That's the biggest punch of the lot thus far and Carmella never regains her feet when the singer loops more hooks into her temples and dumps her into the LCA corner where she switches low and hammers along into the gut. DeCesare seeks another clinch but Church barges herself into the brunette's rack and clips the jaw for a good measure which enables her to pile on with the onslaught and rock the brunette's head back & forth in the final minute. DeCesare slumps on her knees and offers very little aside from a couple of weak hooks on the cheeks that make no impression on the raging singer who drills the navel right at the death to make her opponent scream out in visible pain. Huge round for Church which might just turn the fight into her favor now.

Round 6:
Carmella's keen to restore some HMK pride here but she misses her initial approach as she fails to match the blonde's footwork and falls into a counterpunching drill that shatters her high guard and enables Church to connect with her chin a bit too frequently... The dark brown hair flies around the spinning neck and DeCesare takes a pasting upstairs simply unable to keep her arms in tact and Church leaning on the front leg to dish out the pain... The brunette's knees hit the jelly zone and when Carmella groans out a little louder than before closing her eyes in the proccess, she gets nailed with a brutal cross on the jaw that renders her into a punchbag dummy and allows the Welsh singer to pounce with another hook on the ear... AND CARMELLA SPINS AROUND CRASHING FLAT ON HER FACE moments later... that was simply too much for the dark haired veteran who's in no shape to soak up the beating anymore after such a lenghty spell on the sidelines... she's bravely up on her forearms at six but the legs are pure jelly and offer no support so the proud brunette collapses back on her face with one last yelp... KO6 Charlotte Church!!!

AFTER: That was a shocking demise for Carmella who looked really good through four rounds before she completely run out of gas when Charlotte started to rough her up in the fifth. That's the price you pay for sitting out the last two years, it's obvious DeCesare wasn't physically ready to endure more than five rounds let alone a full ten distance. A lucky break for Church who looked out of ideas at one point and if her rival was more match fit, then the outcome could have been very different indeed. This wasn't as impressive as the Kardashian/Carlson show but LCA will take three wins in a row for the buxom Welsh girl any given Sunday. And the plans are already made to stalk the winner of Summer Glau/Lyndsy Fonseca next!

What's next for Carmella though? Well, she simply can't stay inactive for almost two years or she'll never win another fight in this league according to Boxing World Online and BLONDE! Magazine reporters. This being said, are the experts even cheering for a DeCesare victory these days anymore? Make this your new Christmas Tree riddle, everyone!

Final result: Charlotte Church def. Carmella DeCesare KO6.

 

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