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30 December 2015 Charlize Theron vs Rihanna

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 30, 2015, 11:17 am

Charlize Theron vs Rihanna by Lookout/simgrrl
Theron: (242-105-12), 40yo, 5'9.5”, 130#; Rihanna: (7-8-0), 27yo, 5'10”, 128#

Before: Theron, after a surprisingly difficult turn with Rihanna's stablemate, Beyonce, nevertheless back in action with another fighter known by a single name. If Beyonce gave Theron problems last month, it's certain Rihanna benefited from Bey's “first hand” experience and has passed her stable's headliner a few tips on Theron beating. (Both women openly admit they read Jewel Kilcher's pamphlet on the best way to attack Charlize and Beyonce credited Jewel for having boiled it down to easily digestible 'rules of thumb' she used in her recent fight.)

“I've wanted her for years,” Charlize purrs silkily. “She's so smooth, so supple, so damn hot. Who wouldn't want to be in the ring with her; putting your hands on her; feeling the give in that long, lanky, body. Why, she's like a tawny version of myself. I know very well how people have attacked me over the years and I expect I'll be able to use the same tactics against her. The only difference is, I've been getting this treatment for a decade and a half and it's all new to her. The girl's in for a rude awakening tonight!”

When asked her opinion of Charlize, Rihanna shrugged, “I like the high risk, the edge. I don't much like cream puffs; they're 'nice'; not someone who can hurt you. So, no, I don't expect I'll like Theron tonight. From what Bey told me,” she laughs, “Theron hits like a nice, sweet, old woman.”

On her relative lack of success in FCBA, Rihanna told an interviewer from Boxing World magazine, “If you want to be taken seriously as a fighter, you have to beat the women like Theron, Strahovski, Diaz, Lawrence and Lively. Everyone knows the public has a thing for blondes. For a brunette, 'specially a Black woman, to climb in the ratings, we gotta do it over the bodies of blondes. It's not right, but that's the way it is, so tonight I'm taking my first step on my rise up the lightweight rankings. And I want a title fight with whoever has the belt when I get to the top.”

Minimal attire for both. It's like the first round is the beauty contest between two of the worlds most beautiful women...which they are according to media who has put both of them on that list in recent years. Both gorgeous women, underwhelming in the upper body, dress to draw the eye to their lower body in barely there thongs showcasing glamorous glutes and long legs, their chests kept under wraps.

Rihanna's liberally tattooed mocha body in a black leather thong bottom, bronze butt cheeks brazenly bared, her tawny tiny tits lovingly supported by black leather under-wire top. Charlize's white thong just a tiny triangle front panel covering only what's necessary; taut, beach tan butt cheeks rippling as she strides resolutely down aisle to the ring. Her “mine are bigger than Rihanna's” bust protected by full cover cups that are just barely kept up by a string between that continues underneath and around behind her neck back to the other side. Bare feet for both. Rihanna's gloves a bright, shocking, blood red while Theron's are a soft, gentle, baby blue.

Beyonce sitting ringside with Katy Perry who hurriedly changed after her earlier bout with Jeri Ryan, rushing to the support of fellow singer, and long-time 'bosom buddy' Rihanna, against the “Golden Goddess” - the blond every brunette loves to hate! Perry's hair still damp and sweaty as she apparently skipped a postfight shower to rush thru her press conference and got to her seat just in time to hug and air kiss Beyonce just as Rihanna was being introduced.

During R1: Rihanna storming the castle right off the jump; almost trampling Theron as she storms across the ring and throws herself at the shocked blonde, tackling her to the ropes as she slams into her chest-on-chest. As Charlize struggles to get her footing, Rihanna holds the top rope behind Charlize with her left hand and starts to pound her right over and over into Theron's belly. Charlize, pinned between the ropes and Rihanna, gets a belly battering before the referee can pull Rihanna off to give Theron room so she can get her butt out of the faces of the lucky fans in the front row!
As Charlize straightens up, the referee starts to step away and Rihanna, seeing Charlize is distracted adjusting her top which had been pushed to one side, leaped in over the referee's shoulder and punched her in the face! Theron's head snapped back by the punch and she fell back onto the ropes again. Again, Rihanna chesting up to hammer away at Theron's middle until the referee intervenes. This time he walks Rihanna to the corner to give Theron a chance to get off the ropes.
Charlize retreating behind the left, but pushing, not 'popping' it, and Rihanna's walking right thru it in her quest to get more of Charlize's body. Rihanna lands the left hook under the right elbow with thudding impact that ripples Theron's torso. Straight rights to the face and upper body keep Theron's feet in constant motion as she shuffles back under duress. Charlize only fighting in spurts, but countering effectively at other times. As the clock expires she can't do anything to blunt Rihanna's momentum and at the bell, Rihanna takes the points, close!

R2: Theron gathering herself between rounds, comes out with sharper combinations better coordinated. Rihanna still taking the fight to her with aggressive, forward motion; not giving the blonde a chance to take more than a step or two forward before she's driven backward. Theron's combinations crisper, the punches landing more solidly and at times, it looks like she's about to take control; but then Rihanna lands one or two punches to the body and stops her in her tracks.
Charlize at her best circling left behind her jab; using it to take Rihanna's right hand out of the equation... for the most part. But whenever Theron's left drops, or Rihanna slips the jab to get inside, she hammers Charlize's body with rib rattling punches before Theron scampers away in retreat. In the final minute, Charlize lands a hard right that hurts Rihanna and quickly jumps in to take advantage. A two punch combination, followed by a three punch combination (right, left hook, right) force Rihanna to a corner where Charlize works over her body. Rihanna can't fight her way out before the bell and the scorers give Charlize the points (close).

R3: Rihanna continues an aggressive, all-out assault on Theron's body, seeing the surest way to her victory is thru the forty year old belly of the beast. Theron shaken early again this round by Ri's heavy-handed attack. Charlize still has her legs and uses them to advantage, bouncing in to crack Rihanna's face, then spinning out before too many Barbadian energy-sapping body shots reach her torso. CT sitting down on more punches and Rihanna's shaken several times by Theron's right. Midway, trade of right hands goes Charlize's way and she follows up bulldozing Rihanna to the ropes and sets up shop in her kitchen! Good thirty-forty seconds of crisp body punching by Theron finished off with a combo to the head. Rihanna finally fighting her way off the ropes, lopes around in a wide circle shaking the hurt from her body as she prepares to reengage. Snappy jab and a looping overhand right by Rihanna stun the blonde who has to back off to regroup. Cat 'n' mouse maneuvering by both fighters slow the action, but results in stronger, more powerful punching by both this round. As the clock ticks off the final seconds, Theron gives the judges a flourish of combinations and a 'Theron shuffle' that seems to please them as two of the three judges tilt Charlize's way and she takes her second (close) round.

R4: More Rihanna aggression. Ri staying with her game plan, one she and her girl friends Katy Perry and Beyonce devised based on a shared history with the big blonde and a copy of Jewel Kilcher's “Tips on beating Theron” a privately published screed penned by one of Charlize's former assistant trainers. Rihanna's pressure forcing Theron into small mistakes, which Ri is quick to exploit. Charlize still moving fluidly, counter-punching extremely well, but “counter-punching” by definition is best used when the opponent has the initiative, and Theron is never at her best when a dominant opponent can dictate to her and force her to fight defensively.
The last two rounds, Theron snaked the points with a fast, showy, finishing flurry. Not this round! This time it's Rihanna who gets to show off her footwork and hand speed as she spends the last thirty seconds or so of the round keeping Charlize back pinned on the ropes as Rihanna dips, ducks, turns and criss-cross punches worth of a highlight film as she shoeshines Charlize's legendary “perky” rack to a high shine! Rihanna wins the round on points as her aggression breaks down Theron's defenses for prolonged periods.

R5: Theron's comeback! A venerable veteran making veteran adjustments 'tween rounds and it shows in the ring. Theron finally able to turn Rihanna's aggressive tactics against her this round, as she catches the tall, Black beauty coming forward and wrong foots her consistently. Rihanna getting off early, or late, having trouble timing her attack as Charlize changes tempo regularly; seeming to anticipate just when she should slow the pace and use her power, or speed things up to take advantage of her quick hands and nimble feet. Rihanna hurt in the second minute by a Theron right; takes a good sound thrashing for a good 20-30 seconds. Rihanna not appearing seriously damaged, but when she walks into another right just a half minute later, Charlize follows up landing several power shots and this time, Rihanna really does appear to be on the ropes and ready to go. But Ri's saved by the bell just when it looks like Charlize is going to close it out! Theron wins the points by a wide margin in what was her best round of the fight, so far!

R6: Rihanna impatient, eager to get back on top of her blond, sets a blistering early pace; Barbados beauty up-tempoing just at the point Charlize looks to want to coast to recover from her frenetic pace of the 5th! Lead right hand at the opening catches Charlize leaning back with her hands down Sugar Ray style. Head swiveling punch sends a spray of sweat into the front row where it spatters the faces of Katy Perry and Beyonce. Both jump up screaming at Rihanna, “GO GET HER GIRL!” Rihanna hears and bores in, heaping more abuse on the old blond battler's body. As Charlize ties up high, trying to bog down the rampaging singer, Rihanna takes a page from Jewel's tip sheet and goes rack! Rihanna chop, chop, chopping away with the right hand up, driving it up under the left breast.
Officials watching the slim spaghetti strings of Theron's top hold their breath as Rihanna puts Charlize's perky puppies under duress. Stricken blonde reeling back onto the ropes where a left hook hurts Theron and a right crumples the blonde to one knee, hanging onto the middle rope to keep from toppling over!
Knee buckling blow drops Charlize with a minute left. Charlize shaking her head, taking her time, milking the count for as long a break as she can before rising. Rihanna in to finish, using the right to set up another left hook that sends Theron crow-hopping sideways off to her left along the ropes with Rihanna in pursuit with narrow-eyed, laser focus on her targets. It's a beatdown! Theron ragdolled in her own corner as hammering, heavy lefts and rights to the body, force her to backstep with a grimace of pain and a stream of blood from her nose distorting that once pretty face. Rihanna shredding Charlize's defenses and it looks like Charlize is about to go down again...when she's saved by the bell! In what became a huge turnaround for Rihanna she collects a whole load of points by a wide margin.

R7: Rihanna can feel it. Dark beauty not about to let the opportunity for her biggest FCBA win get away and she's right back after Theron at the bell as aggressively as ever. Theron cranky, crampy, flat-footed, doesn't even leave her corner, just hunkers down with her back to the ropes and pumps out a flock of left jabs, hoping and praying it's enough to keep Rihanna at bay long enough for her aging body to recover, at least somewhat; at least enough so she can make a fight of it. Rihanna backing off, then circling right, then circling back left; anything she can to lure Theron off the ropes so she can make her use her legs. Nothing works! Out of options, Rihanna resorts to the oldest trick in the book, she charges Theron and hammers away mindlessly to the body, then uses her own weight to push Charlize along the ropes back into her own corner where Ri bodies up to trap her in the corner with no room to swing her fists. Rihanna blasting Charlize's flesh pecs with both hands until tears stream down the blonde's flushed face. Still Rihanna keeps up her relentless attack, bringing shots up from her thighs and burying her gloves in Charlize's soft belly. Great WHOOFS of air explode from Theron's open mouth with each hammer blow, yet she still remains upright! Rihanna torching Theron's abs, uppercutting both breasts, forcing Charlize to get her hands in front of her chest, if only to stop the agonizing pain in her battered bosom.
Once she's made an opening, Rihanna barrels thru it with ruthless precision. Left hook rocks Charlize and snaps her head to the left. That's immediately followed by a right cross that slams flush on the side of her raised chin. As Charlize's hands drop limp, she starts to fall to the right even as Rihanna is loading up another right. She whiplashes a sweeping right whistling in over Theron's left shoulder to explode on her left cheek.
Charlize is out cold before she hits the canvas, but even more damage is done when her head hits the ring with a dull DONK, bounces once and then settles. Her limp body sprawled at the ropes at her corner, her left foot twitching.
Rihanna raises her hands in the air and races around the ring, making a full circuit and ending up back in her corner while the referee removes Charlize's mouthpiece and her corner climb the steps to tend to their fighter. Rihanna wins via KO7!

After: Beyonce and Katy Perry rush from their ringside seats to join Rihanna in her corner. She hurriedly sheds her gloves, then paces anxiously watching as Theron's handlers try to bring her around. Rihanna looks every inch a woman who wants to walk Charlize - or more - and sure enough, as soon as the battered blonde is placed still barely semi-conscious on her stool, the Barbados Bombshell makes a bee-line for her! Fans on the edge of their seats as Rihanna stops in front of Theron, looming menacingly over her as the blond sits numb, leaning forward on her stool with elbows on thighs, gloved hands dangling between her knees.

Rihanna forces her legs in between Charlize's knees, then spreads her legs to widen the gap before she reaches down under her chin and lifts Theron's head, forcing eye contact. “Walk with me,” is all Rihanna says. Charlize slowly shakes her head, wincing at the pain even that simple motion brings on. Rihanna, not taking 'no' for an answer, slides her hands along the sides of Charlize's head, gathers two fistfuls of damp, sweat-slick, blond hair, and YANKS Theron's butt in the air, setting her on her feet. She sways unsteadily on her long, sleek.... very wobbly and Gumby-like rubber legs.

Using a handful of blond hair, Rihanna pulls Theron's head back so far she has to stare straight up into the bright glare from the above-ring kleig lights. Ri's other hand plucks the thin spaghetti strap between the cups of Charlize's top like guitar strings, then uses it to pulls her forward... one agonizing, halting, mincing, step at a time! Ri keeps Theron's head bent so far back she can't see where she's going, forcing her to blindly follow Rihanna's directional tugs, jerks, or yanks on her bra - each one risks exposing Charlize's famously perky 'lil' girl' bits to leering eyes and ever-ready cameras ready at ringside. Walking isn't an option for Charlize, it's the only way to avoid losing her top!

With Charlize' head bent back, the glare of the overhead lights is blinding and she has to close her eyes against the pain it causes her as she takes small, hesitant, steps every time Rihanna tugs on her top. At one point, the audience gasps and Theron quickly raises her gloves just in time to push her top back down when her left breast - already showing dark bruising - slips from under it. Rihanna just smiles and ignores it, giving another sharp tug on the over-stressed string that forces Charlize to keep both hands covering her breasts.

Charlize, dazed, disoriented, unable to see where she was going, hasn't a clue she was being delivered to two women she really doesn't want to meet. One is her latest victim, Beyonce, the other, Katy Perry, who Charlize saw demolish her friend, Jeri Ryan, only minutes before this bout. Both hover in Rihanna's corner, rubbing their hands eagerly, as the dazed blond is presented to them like a barely wrapped Christmas gift! What further humiliation do the three witches have in mind for the FCBA's 'Golden Goddess' and legendary Hall-of-Famer?

It wasn't until Charlize sensed other bodies closing in and pressed up against her in front and back as Rihanna kept hold of her on her left side that she felt the first tingling sense of menace. She lifted her still gloved right hand to feel around, but it got slapped down by Beyonce; standing so close in front of her that Charlize could feel her hot breath on her sweaty chest.

A second pair of hands (Perry's) took her right wrist and elbow to ensure she didn't punch Beyonce as she leaned in cheek to cheek and hissed in Theron's left ear, “You're invited to a surprise party. Are you going willingly, or do you want us to wrestle you down, strip you, and carry you out of here unconscious. We'd rather not have an ugly scene in front of your fans, but those are your only two options. And if I were you, I wouldn't count on your fans. I'm not sure many of them care enough to object after they've watched your pathetic shows in the ring lately.”

Rihanna and Perry both felt the shiver that ran thru Charlize as the question registered on her still sock-scrambled mind. Her lips trembled as she muttered softly, “Please... don't strip me. And I can't take being knocked out again. I'll go with you.” Then she blurted out three questions in rapid fire order. “Whose party? Where? Can I change?”

“All in good time,” Beyonce answered cryptically. “You're the guest of honor, and since it's a 'surprise' party, we have to blindfold you. Otherwise, when we get there it won't be a surprise and the other guests will be heartbroken if we spoil their surprise. You understand, right?”

Charlize didn't resist and let Perry pull a blindfold over her still closed eyes and secure it tightly behind her head. Beyonce held her left arm and Perry her right as they led her to the corner ropes where Rihanna parted them, a knee on the middle rope and raising the top. Perry and Beyonce held Charlize who struggled clumsily and blindly to get one leg, then the other, over the middle rope. Once they all made it down the steps to the floor, they escorted her up the aisle as fans hi-fived Rihanna and hurled insults at Theron who, again tonight, left her fans disappointed after another disappointing loss.

Rihanna ran ahead to her dressing room where she quickly showered and changed into street clothes while Perry and Beyonce “entertained” Charlize. As soon as Rihanna was dressed, all four left by the back door for Perry's limousine which was waiting in the alley to drive Perry and her 'entourage' to the concert site where Katy would perform before a sold-out crowd.

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