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31 December 2015 Post PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Results: Lookout!/Words: Wiz on January 1, 2016, 1:06 am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Leelee Sobieski, Pink, Allison Mack, Mariska Hargitay, Jewel, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kristen Stewart, Anna Torv, Brooklyn Decker, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Lookout! Boxing and Elisah Cuthbert. It took us some time to get Lookout! over here, but, boy it was worth the wait wasn't it?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Those were two of the best fights we've ever had at Asylum, and we're very grateful to Lookout! for makin' those possible. We look forward to havin' them back. Also, let's talk about the indie girls who participated tonight. As we say regularly, independent fighters are the life blood of Asylum, and, you know, sometimes you get a few invites here, you might just get signed on the dotted line. Ask Joss Stone. We love to give independent fighters both the platform and the opportunity, and we thank the three ladies who came here tonight. And, of course, our friends at Bazz, who usually spend Asylum nights kickin' our butts. We got one tonight, but, trust me, you ain't gonna get on a roll against Bazz. Too much talent over there for that to happen. And, last but far from least, the FCBA Commission for sanctionin' these bouts and makin' Asylum possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Well, no 6-0 this time, but, I'm betting you're pretty happy with 5-1..."

Man In The Hat (laughing): "Let me tell you something, son. You fight Rohm, Peregrym, and Hudgens and you win two out of three, you have had a VERY, VERY good night. I was extremely happy with Leelee's work in our one losing effort against Missy. One point is all it was. Fight could have gone either way. And, we all know just how good a fighter Peregrym, a four-time champion at two weights, is. I've said a hundred times that Leelee has nothing to prove. But, if anyone had any questions left, well, tonight should have answered them. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Looked like Stefani came in with a chip on her shoulder tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Pinkness, you wanna take that one?"

Pink (smiling): "Seemed that way to me. I guess if your hubby's banging the nanny it can stick in your craw a little bit. Gwen wanted to take some of that out on poor Pinkness, it seemed like. How'd that work for her?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "BLONDE! Magazine! There you are..."

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Let's talk about Mack and Torv, who both looked great tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "I could talk about those two ladies all night. You could argue, and persuasively, that Allison and Anna are the best two fighters we've got. I know this, they're two of the best fighters in the FCBA. Both have been right in the middle of the title picture for some time now and both will be looking to get another shot at the straps in 2016. Tess, dear. Go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of title pictures, Decker's been called out by Bundchen for the Ice Hotel. She looked very good tonight, and I'm guessing that will only make calls for the fight louder..."

Man In The Hat: "Well. I thought Brooke looked great tonight. Rohm is a very tough assignment for any lightweight, and Brooke handled it very well. I can not comment on your other points except to say that we are taking Gisele's challenge under advisement. Smackeroo. Take us to the New Year's Eve Party!"

Reporter: "Some people are already calling Stewart's win the biggest in Front Street and Asylum history..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "I'm not qualified to make those kinds of comparisons. What I can tell you is, it's the biggest win of Kristen's career. It's that breakthrough moment you always look for with a fighter, that night when she fights a top girl and beats her and proves she belongs in the elite. We always knew the day would come when Kristen would do that. And, that day was today. As I told you from the day we signed this kid, she's going places. She hasn't done a thing to make me believe otherwise in all the time she's been here. And she sure didn't do anything like that tonight..."

Reporter: "Why is Hudgens getting a title shot next month and Stewart isn't?"

Man In The Hat (smiling): "That's what happens when you make your invite too soon. Might want to wait until all the games have been played. All right. Time to party! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"