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30 December 2015 Tigress Uppercut JMDD Rankings

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Posted by Tigress Uppercut Magazine on December 30, 2015, 2:40 pm

Good afternoon, FCBA fans! Welcome to the latest edition of the Tigress Uppercut Magazine! As a reminder, don't any of you readers DARE not vote in our Tigress Uppercut Awards: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1RMlgQ4E3NT5I63hWr90fcxFBMFt-qSogFRcwxA0cDx0/edit?usp=drive_web. Open to everyone until January 3rd, 11:59 PM EST! Also, check out the recently posted JMD rankings!

Now, on to the JMDD rankings!

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CHAMPION: Kate Upton 12-1 in this year. 6 of those wins coming in JMDD fights (and one from JMD), with the latest avenging a loss from exactly 6 months ago. Upton is the most legitimate JMDD fighter, as well as the most legitimate pound-for-pound champion in the FCBA. She is the undisputed ace of the JMDD division, and we here at the Tigress Uppercut Magazine hopes that she can go on an NOAH Kenta Kobashi type run here.

#1 (TIE):

Hayley Atwell One win over the veteran & former Queen of the Ice Hotel Kelly Brook launches her into this spot. Her fight against the debuting Natalie Eva Marie in 9 days time will determine how legit she is, however.

Michelle Marsh Not quite as big a win as Hayley had to get to this position, with the aging Catherine Bell not as tough as Kelly Brook. Still, a win is a win, and a target by any other means is still a target.

#3: Alexandra Daddario Still 3-1 in JMDD matches, and taking current champion Kate Upton all the way until the 13th Round, which makes all the sense in the world as to why Stephanie McMahon would choose her for a #1 contenders fight in 9 days.

#4: Blake Lively Just almost went the distance with Kate Upton, and shown her skill in the process. Not quite as hefty in size as some other girls here, but she can fight with certainty.

#5: Samantha Hoopes Lasted a bit longer than Claire Sinclair did, and she certainly has a lot of potential due to youth. Could definitely become a force here in this division.

#6: Claire Sinclair Just like Hoopes, except she's not named after a Pokémon.

#7 (TIE)

Jeri Ryan Beat perennial hated Gena Lee Nolin in the JMDD Tournament but lost right after to "veteran" Alexandra Daddario. Can this old gunslinger keep it up, even with the possibility of Katy Perry coming for her jugs?

Stephanie McMahon Beat Kaley Cuoco in only her second match under management, only to fall to current champion Kate Upton right after. Her heart's a bit bigger than her brain, however, given her challenge to Alexandra Daddario for the #1 contendership.

#9 (SIX-WAY TIE)

Gemma Atkinson

Catherine Bell

Kelly Brook

Kaley Cuoco

Dakota Johnson

Gena Lee Nolin

#15: Joanna Krupa

#16: Sophie Howard