If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

31 December 2015 Punchfest '15 II Intro

Page history last edited by Archer844 8 years, 2 months ago

Posted by Anon on December 31, 2015, 11:50 pm

"Can you honestly call that a negative consequence?"

"Being banned from future Punchfest '15 events is a significant punishment. No one can deny that the event has enjoyed enough attention that interested fighters are being turned away. Banning the loser of the event motivates all involved, as well as opening up space for new competitors."

"Your press release for the event has caused a big reaction in other areas as well, particularly on the organization for the tournament. Is it really necessary for the fighter in last place to go up against the fighter in first place for the finale?"

"Yes, for two reasons. First, to avoid a situation where a fighter is permanently banned despite performing well, the fighter in first place must not only win but knock out the fighter in last place in order to eliminate her. Second, to increase competition for the top spot, the winner of the tournament receives credit for eliminating the loser. We expect successful fighters to accumulate many eliminations over their careers at Punchfest '15."

"Normally the list of fighters for this event would be getting all of the attention, but with the heated discussion on the other decisions, it's managed to fly under the radar."

"On that subject, the Punchaholics Anonymous PR team has collected statements from the four fighters."

Drew Barrymore: "It's true that none of us has a ton of ring time, so I doubt many people are picking favorites just yet, but I can easily see myself taking home the grand prize. I'm the only woman in the group with any acting career within the last decade, and even though I don't have any official matches recorded lately, being a real star requires a readiness to put a competitor in her place."

Fairuza Balk: "This is exciting! I did follow the first event, and you know, it got a lot of bad press, but it was intense! I understand the complaints, but I can't say I'm not looking forward to being turned loose."

Callie Thorne: "I'm just glad I made it to the top four! It seems like even the short list was a mile long."

Stacey Dash: "I'm definitely in this to take the top spot. Having the biggest loser's career as my trophy is nice too, of course. But I'm as good as any of these women, and definitely better than... I'll let the results speak for me once they're in."