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1 January 2016 Maria Menounos vs Elisabetta Canalis

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NEW YEAR'S DAY EMPIRE BOXING MINI-PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on January 1, 2016, 3:22 pm

Maria Menounos versus Elisabetta Canalis
(Words: Empire / Results: Lookout!)

Before: Maria's ripe for the picking! 1-4 over the last few years and largely exposed as unable to trade with a bigger girl" states a confident Elisabetta Canalis. "I'll knock her out for sure, maybe even make her submit to me."

"Elisabetta has a big mouth for a girl who never won a fight in this league. She's never heard the final bell thus far and she won't tonight" states an irate Maria Menounos.

Weigh in exceptionally well attended as the two brunettes step to the scales. Canalis curvy and buxom, smiling and posing to the ire of Menounos. Maria lean and muscular, glaring death beams at her smirking foe. Canalis opts for a powder blue bikini, white gloves and boots, hair swept back in a ponytail. Menounos in a rival blue bikini, white gloves and boots, hair tied back, bangs framing her face. As the ref reads the instructions Elisabetta pushes into Maria with her ample chest leading to a prefight wrestling skirmish leading the ref threatening to call off the fight if they didn't save it for the bout!

R1: Maria aggressive, comes out slugging with a series of right jabs ticketed for Elisabetta's head. Canalis covering up, trying to bob away from Maria's twisting hooks as she tries to back her into the ropes. Elisabetta covering up earmuff, pulls Menounos into a tight clinch, fitting her for desperate uppercuts as Maria takes the glancing blows to unload to her foes body blasting Canalis to the breasts and body to the bell.

R2: As Menounos works her way forward a range finding hook swivels her head , sending her staggering backwards. Elisabetta surging forward, clobbering Menounos into the neutral corner. Maria clinches, trying to shake off the cobwebs as Canalis pushes forward sending the two beauties stumbling to the canvas. Chaos ensues as Elisabetta is dragged up by the ref as she sought to bury a knee into Maria's belly. Menounos still hurt when action resumes, stooping forward, lovely rear in the ropes as she covers up trying to ride out a Canalis storm of high hooks. Bell: Elisabetta mocking Maria's expression from punishment as Menounos sulks on her stool.

R3: Elisabetta seeking more toe to toe exchanges, shoulder bumps Menounos to start the round before commencing another pitched battle. Girls covering up and leaning into one another while exchanging punishing shots to the chest and body. Menounos winning the war of the body blows when Canalis lands a sharp uppercut between Maria's mitts sending her baby stepping backwards at the bell.

R4: Elisabetta unloading to the body, charging into the Menounos corner as Hudson shrieks. Canalis forcing Maria to trade on the inside, trading punishing hooks on the ropes. Neither girl seeks to give ground as they trade belly blows sending tremors through toned abs and legs. Maria slowly outpunching her Italian foe as she continually finds her belly button and breasts as Canalis stoops forward. At the bell Menounos belows tapping her chisseled core as Elisabetta stumbles to her corner for emergency repairs.

R5: Maria seeks to make a statement, wading inward and unloading to Elisabetta's heartpounding chest. Canalis covering up high, unwilling to exchange blows, sobbing out as Menounos hammers her chest raw. Maria sneering as she viciously bombards Canalis with left hooks right under the elbow to force her hands down. Elisabetta out on her feet, saved when her bikini top snaps leading the ref to force Maria to a neutral corner as Canalis barely keeps her sagging top up with her right glove. Canalis blubbering incoherently as her corner takes there time wrapping her with a towel and replacing her top as the jug happy crowd roars its displeasure. After a brief pause Maria wades forward as Elisabetta sags in the ropes, hair obscuring her left eye, Menounos targeting Canalis chest once more pounding uppercuts between her guard, blasting her chest upward and winning sobs from her foe. Canalis desperately clinches, unloads a desperation right below the belt bringing Maria face first into the ropes and to a knee. Referee saw the foul to the chagrin of Elisabetta who was raising her left in triumph. Menounos up quickly, slugging away at Canalis in a boozy clinch to the bell.

R6: Stop the fight ref! A badly battered Elisabetta sets up at the ropes, dukes held high, ample rear on the second turnbuckle. A winded but enraged Maria storms forward shattering her guard with a piercing hook sending Elisabetta's head jerking backward as she reclines into the ropes. Menounos landing pin point flurries under the right elbow to force down Elisabetta's guard so she can further punish her battered breasts, more concerned with vengeance than the knockout. Menounos heartless, pounding her right breast while unloading to the belly with her left. THERE GOES HER TOP! Canalis suffers yet another wardrobe malfunction as Menounos leans in, further punishing her crippled nemesis while the ref is unable to see the popped top. Elisabetta swooning, hands dropping as Maria lands a hook to the navel bringing her gurgling forward followed by an uppercut that brings Elisabetta crashing to her knees as she puddles onto the canvas, loose top underneath her. Ref waves off Menounos as the count is a mere formality! KO 6 Double M !!

After: Menounos snarling, races to gather her dazed opponent for a walk of shame. Elisabetta blubbering as she is escorted around the ring by a beaming Menounos. Maria tossing her foe into the corner after three trips around the ring, posing on the turnbuckles as Canalis looks up horrified. Live feed cuts off to the bowl game on ESPN as Maria smiles down at her foe!