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7 February 2016 Nikki Bella vs Elizabeth Olsen

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SUPER BOWL SPECIAL - JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

Posted by Los Ingobernales on February 7, 2016, 7:32 am

Nikki Bella (FCBA 3-0, 2 KO; Other 1-1, 1 KO) vs. Elizabeth Olsen (FCBA 13-10, 9 KO; BBU 1-0, 1 KO)
Bella: 32y/o, 5'6", 130# [36C]; Olsen: 27y/o, 5'7", 120, [34B]
(Los Ingobernales vs. Ginny's Academy)
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Floatzelclub (Los Ingobernales) + simgrrl (Ginny's Academy)

No doubt these two women were destined to bump bumpers sooner or later, but it's something of a surprise the first meeting is in a JMD bout. Bella no stranger to locking up with another girl chest-to-chest; in a pro-wrestling ring it's a diva's preferred way to show dominance. Nikki's FCBA career has established her cred for JMD and as she might say, "I love popping balloons and Olsen's got some sweet little ones. I can't wait for her to feel the 'Bella Power' experience...up close and very, very, personal!"

Every toned and tanned inch of Nikki Bella's tautly muscled body is pure woman (except her chest which she admits has been augmented by modern medicine.)

But mess with her and you'll get her famous "Nikki Rack Attack" something she boasts she perfected after spending a lot of time with twin sister Brie.

Asked her plans are for Olsen, Nikki just chuckled and said, "Oh, I guess I'll hurt her; then hurt her some more. She's tall but she's not 'big'...she's slight and I know she can't take it to the body like big, solidly built, mature women; a woman like me! I'll just keep hurting her until she quits on her stool after a few rounds of 'Bella Power'. If that doesn't work, I'll body slam her ass to the canvas!" she said. Then after a few seconds, broke out in laughter, playing it like she was just kidding all along.

After facing Elizabeth Olsen, however, Nikki may wish she'd stuck to 'head hunting' rather than 'rack attacking' because Liz Olsen is a legitimate boxer who has thirteen wins against "real" fighters - not barely trained boxing bimbos like Bella's victims. Liz is not a woman to be fooling around with.

"I'm not worried about her boxing," Liz tells reporters after the announcement of her contract signing. "I'm not even worried about her sister sneaking into the ring to replace her after I knock her smug, over-hyped, ass clean through the ropes," she joked, referring to a gimmick the twins resort to often in the less regulated world of pro rasslin'. "About the only thing that worries me - even a little - is she really likes it rough and I'm worried about how the ref will handle it. I admit, I'm not above getting down and dirty with her... if that's how she wants it; but I'm not a trained grappler, I'm a striker. And striking is how I'll beat her. I just hope she doesn't hold a grudge when she comes to," she joked, channeling her own inner 'Fearless'.

Both in bikini's, Nikki going with a more or less standard wrestling attire; red boy-cut Lycra bottom and triangle cup top with matching red shoes and red gloves. Olsen, comfortable in the FCBA celebrity venue, wearing a hot yellow string three triangle number that leaves little to the imagination. She doesn't have to worry about 'nip slips' or 'wardrobe malfunctions' in a boxing match where there's no grabbing and tugging, so Liz sends a clear signal that she thinks her 'girls' are up to the task of putting this wrestler to sleep. Bare feet and white gloves complete Olsen's bright and shiny, 'good girl' color palate.

Seconds: Lindsay Lohan with Jeri Ryan in Olsen's corner; Celeste Bonin handling Nikki all by herself; a sign of just how shorthanded Los Ingobernales is right now as they appear to still be trying to get themselves fully staffed up and organized for the FCBA. So far they have five fighters, but no trainers on the staff.

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Round 1: Elizabeth starts the round with a flurry of offense, wanting to punish Nikki for daring to suggest that her physique isn't up to snuff and unable to compete in the JMD division. Olsen with stinging straight right hands pummel Nikki's tit flesh, swinging her jugs like a pendulum as the pro-wrestler freaks out under pressure and has to cover up her "Bella Twins." Olsen patient, jabbing at the full guard of Nikki. Eventually, Bella's had enough and her annoyance shows when she goes on the offensive whipping two rights into Olsen's left cup. They're answered with an Olsen right to the nose! Lizzy in control of the round from there, slamming her fist DEEP into Nikki's cleavage while trying to protect her own while Nikki's focusing her attack on Elizabeth's core and flanks. Last punch of the round a low left hook from Bella that brings a groan from Olsen. The bell brings Celeste out to guide Nikki back to their corner where she waters down Nikki's jugs with a slightly worried look at her JMD companion. Across the ring, Elizabeth struts back to her corner without a care in the world, hugging Lohan as she gets a shot of water. "She's easy," Liz tells Lohan and the score very much reflects it.

Round 2: After encouraging words from Celeste, Nikki starts hot, pressing with a long, looping right down into Liz's jugs! Olsen rolls with her elbows blocking, ducking to the right and hooking her left into Nikki's right breast. Nikki moans hard through her F-E-A-R-L-E-S-S mouthpiece on impact, not wanting to break or damage her special ta-tas, so she pulls up in a breast guard, protecting hers from Olsen's quicker, younger, fists. Nikki Bella picking her spots; short jabs turning like a turret in her area as Liz bounces around her, burning energy and tiring herself to no purpose! (Kate Upton beat Nikki's queen Stephanie with the same strategy, so why not try it?) Both more careful this round, which ends with Olsen the winner by a hair. When she returns to her corner, panting from her self-inflicted cardio workout, four words enter her ears. "Still think it's easy?" Lohan asks with a smirking grin.
"It's OK, I got her under control. I'm quicker and faster," Olsen says brashly. In the Los Ingobernales corner, Celeste greets Nikki with a smile and rubs her shoulders to calm her down before the normal infusion of water.

Round 3: A wrestling smart mark watching the fight on the WWE Network to see Nikki Bella boxing would probably think, 'That Good Ol' JR visited both corners during the break to tell both women in a heavy southern drawl, "Slow it down",' which is the theme of the third round. Nikki hunkers down and plants her feet when she can, protecting her jugs with one hand while hammering low to Lizzy's belly with the other. Olsen, not wanting to exhaust herself running around, isn't quite as agile or dancing around aimless as in the fourth. She tries to engage in a close-range brawl with the stronger Bella. Nikki has the advantage of "The Body Blaster" Celeste Bonin in her corner and it helps her considerably as they're now fighting Celeste's preferred style. Nikki's heavy-handed body attack wins her the round, by a close margin. Olsen returns to the caring arms of Lohan and Ryan wincing and breathing hard, barely able to talk because she's having trouble getting her breath. Celeste quietly dispenses tips on how to proceed in the next round, telling Nikki to attack Elizabeth's air supply; Nikki trying hard to listen in her own tired state.

Round 4: Elizabeth Olsen rallies in the opening minute, catching Bella by surprise with a quick uppercut to her chin, stunning Nikki for a second as Lizzy goes right back to the rack, especially her right breast. Nikki backs up into the ropes so she can let the ropes absorb her pain, but Lizzy beats her to the punch (literally!) and maneuvers Bella back into a neutral corner. With her back against the wall and her legs shaky, Nikki adjusts and hammers Elizabeth's bra and flanks, hoping to get a respite from the onslaught that Olsen is dishing out! Olsen doesn't have that much space to move around herself, so she has to take Nikki's powerful shots in order to get some action in on her end. When the bigger Bella starts to move closer to Lizzy and starts to break down her abs, Miss Olsen has to take a step back and protect herself in turn! While Elizabeth wins the round on volume alone, her ribs have to be aching!

Round 5: The round begins much as the last one; both fighters starting slow. Liz starting to look a bit shabby as her belly has a bright red sheen and she's starting to bruise with every punishing shot Nikki Bella is landing...and she's landing them more often. Bella content to leave jug-mugging for later, focusing now on Olsen's air supply. Taking a beating, Liz risks a wild uppercut to the chin, but Nikki blocks it with ease! After the block, Liz falls into a clinch, hanging on as Nikki thumps away to the ribs. Nikki finally sheds Olsen who is really hurting. Fans ringside hear her grunt, groan, or moan as it seems every body shot by the powerful wrestler lands solidly. As the hurt begins to add up, Lizzy can't get it going at all and that's reflected in the scoring - a big round win for Nikki! While Lohan is popping smelling salts for her dazed fighter, Celeste is encouraging Nikki "get heavy" and words of happiness!

Round 6: In contrast to Nikki's trademark "fearless" and "feeling life" attitude, Liz Olsen looks completely spent. Her footwork has gotten slow and sloppy, and she's clinching and holding more in the first minute of the round than the first three rounds combined! After a quick back and forth, Nikki shoots a cracking left hook right to Liz's jaw that puts a look of terror on Lohan's face in Olsen's corner - as Liz's body crashes to the canvas! After laying dazed, Olsen struggles up at the count of "TWO" and manages to smile thru the rest of a standing eight count, bracing herself for more pain! It's all Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, after that. Nikki Bella getting all up into Liz's face as crushing blows to her body don't give Olsen a chance to get a breath! A final straight, digging, right to Olsen's ribs - like Nikki wants to separate them from her body - is too much and Liz Olsen is holding her ribs with both hands wrapped around her body as she dives down to the mat, writhing in pain with tears welling up, her flushed face turning sickly pale as she lays panting on the mat! The count goes by, the referee's voice barely louder than Olsen's gasping, with Olsen not making any attempt to get up! And it goes into the books with Nikki Bella the winner by a KO6!

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Nikki stands over Olsen after the match, looking down with a smile on her lips as she considers her next move. Finally, she simply turns and struts back to her corner where she and Celeste Bonin chat amiably while her gloves are being removed. The Academy's got their own staffing issues after January's 'house cleaning' and they're scrambling to find fill-in seconds. Tonight it's Lohan and former "Jeri's Knockouts" owner/general manager, Jeri Ryan who have their hands full caring for battered and groggy Liz Olsen, getting her on her stool. Ryan has an ammonia cap under Liz's nose while Lohan's icing down Olsen's ravaged rack with two handfuls of 'Endswell.' Olsen looks a bit dazed and confused, perhaps from the after effect of Nikki's KO punch; or maybe she's reacting to Lohan's special 'mammary massage' which should, at least, get Liz "perky" for her JMD show.

Nikki Bella takes her time, waiting for Olsen's face to show signs of intelligence before she casually strolls to the Academy corner, pausing to chat with the ref, shake his hand and give him a pat on the back as he exits. Ryan eyeing Bella cautiously as she approaches and Olsen visibly shrinks on her stool like a bad puppy expecting a 'rolled up newspaper' administered by her Mistress Nikki.

Bella grabs the top rope on either side of the corner and leans in, her sweat-glistening bosom in Olsen's face as she tells her what's about to happen to her and how much she's going to like it! Then she whispers in her ear and Olsen's eyes widen in shock (or surprise?). But Olsen nods her agreement and Nikki takes her hand and pulls her to her feet, steadying her with one arm firmly clamped about her waist as Nikki generously lifts Liz's arm overhead in a show of sportsmanship, recognizing a worthy adversary.

Liz relaxes and heaves a sigh of relief...."OOOF.." all the air is driven from her lungs as devious Nikki drives an elbow back into Liz' relaxed tummy. Olsen doubles over and slowly folds forward. But before she goes to her knees... Nikki steps around and clamps her thighs on either side of Olsen's flushed face and under hooks both of her arms, pulling them up as Nikki locks her hands over Olsen's back, leaving Liz' arms sticking up in the air. Then 'brutal Bella' jumps in the air and slams Olsen chest-first down onto the mat. The "Implant Buster" knocks the rest of the wind from young Olsen's lungs and leaves her flopping and writhing as she struggles to inhale, while both hands are holding her throbbing, pancaked puppies!!

Before Olsen can catch her breath, Nikki kneels on her tummy and leans forward, planting her 'genetically modified mammaries' on Liz Olsen's breathless face. It doesn't take long for the winded Olsen to succumb to the 'puppy power' of Nikki Bella's rack as her feet beat a tattoo on the mat. One hand is trapped against Liz' chest by Bella's belly but the other is slapping, punching and trying to scratch Nikki's back, but soon falls limply to the mat as Liz Olsen goes to sleep.

But Bella doesn't release her immediately and that's when the trouble starts!

Jeri Ryan steps thru the ropes and hesitates, looking around for the referee or some FCBA official. Lindsay Lohan doesn't hesitate a second, she goes flying across the ring and dives leaps headfirst at Bella. Lohan grabs Nikki around the neck and as she goes sailing over both Nikki and Liz, she 'bulldogs' Bella's face to the canvas. Then Lohan starts punching with both fists, hammering away at the back of Nikki's head, then she gets up shaking her hands and starts kicking Nikki in the ribs until she has her rolled over on her back. Bella puts her hands over her head, her forearms shielding her face from further blows.

Lohan, not missing a beat, starts stomping on Nikki's chest, screaming, "Let's see how those implants hold up, you cheap #####!" LiLo stomps each of Nikki's expensive, imported, implants several times since Nikki can't protect her pretty face AND her precious puppies both at the same time and Lohan's pinpoint attack always seems to find an opening. This goes on for nearly a minute until....

Celeste Bonin, who had been chatting amiably with some fans at ringside while Nikki enjoyed herself with Olsen, came rushing back into the ring and charged Lohan. She heard Ryan's warning shout just in time to sidestep and clothesline Bonin. But the sturdy Celeste doesn't go down thanks to her powerful legs which hold her upright so she could turn and start trading punches with Lohan!

Seeing Lindsay in danger of being double-teamed, Jeri Ryan rushed to pull Celeste away from LiLo, but by then Nikki was back on her feet and fully intent on dishing out some retribution. She went after Lohan and tackled her to the mat. As the two of them rolled and punched, Bonin and Ryan started throwing down!

At that point, Blake Lively led several other members of the Academy out of the back of the hall where they'd been watching anxiously as their stablemate was being JMD'd by Bella. Blake and Cat Bell were in the vanguard with Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron lagging behind. Lawrence was only half-undressed (she'd been changing for her upcoming contest) and Theron, who's fight was still some ways away, was still in her street clothes - short shorts a hoodie and bare feet!

Lively and Bell got there "just in time to save Lohan from a Bella beatdown" (according to a @BellaTwins' tweet later). Lively grabbed Nikki and together she and LiLo shoved her back into Los Ingobernales corner as Bell and Ryan double-teamed Celeste, with Ryan repaying Bonin for several uppercuts to her rack.

Before Theron and Lawrence arrived, Stephanie McMahon and Natalie Eva Marie came "out of nowhere" according to a witness. Stephanie reached over the top rope with one hand to snatch Lohan up and toss her out of the ring onto the floor. While Stephanie began to show Lively the error of her ways Natalie and Nikki went back over to help Celeste in her one-sided scuffle with Ryan and Bell.

Just when it looked like a 'clean sweep' for Los Ingobernales, Theron and Lawrence arrived to redress the imbalance. Lawrence launched herself at Natalie, leaving Bell and Ryan to deal with Bella and Celeste. Lawrence stopped to help Lohan up and brought her back to the ring with her! When Lawrence/Lohan joined the melee it quickly broke down into four individual tussles as Lohan and Nikki Bella went back to pulling hair, kicking and punching (Lohan) and grappling (Bella). Olsen wrapped her arms around Celeste's legs and pulled her down to the mat and they started to roll around cursing and squealing like pigs.

Theron pulled Stephanie off of Lively and the two big women went at each other with a vengeance; battering one another back and forth across the ring. Bell helped Lively up and the two of them stood back to enjoy the show as Jeri Ryan and Natalie squared off, both targeting the others impressive rack with lefts and rights. In no time, both were grunting and moaning as - with no thoughts of defense - they stood toe-to-toe to punch puppy and wreck rack until one or the other cried "Uncle."

But before any of these contests reached a satisfactory resolution, security arrived; blowing whistles and screaming; shaking nightsticks. Stephanie quickly called for a strategic retreat, hoping to avoid injury to her fighters so soon after most of them fought on the last PPV as well as penalties from the FCBA. Theron likewise figured 'discretion was the better part of valor' and called her stable aside. Both camps separated, neither satisfied, but neither suffering an injury (other than to their pride).

Now that she'd satisfied her jugg lust, Nikki left with Celeste and the rest of Los Ingobernales, plus the retinue of hangers-on and sycophants, leaving Liz Olsen on her knees in the middle of the ring wiping tears from her red face. The Academy gathered their fighter, then with Ryan and Lohan on either side of Olsen supporting her, they all walked, unsteadily, back to their dressing room. Lohan backing slowly up the ramp behind them keeping an eye out for any Ingobernales who may be stalking them with thoughts of resuming the brawl.

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POSTFIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE: Bella is overheard laughing and joking with Celeste as they're coming onto the stage, her comments picked up by an open microphone. Nikki is remarking what "a weak sister Olsen is" and wondering aloud "if the rest of them as bad as her?"

But at the podium, Bella tries to come off as 'magnanimous in victory' although her words don't match her facial expression or dismissive body language. "I didn't bother to study film of her, and she surprised me early on. I wasn't expecting much since she and the Academy don't have much of a reputation as fighters at our stable. But the first couple of rounds she showed some moxie and it wasn't until I started getting to her body that I knew she wasn't going to be much of a threat.

"I'm used to hammering the bodies of trained professional wrestlers, but Olsen's abs aren't up to that high standard. After a couple of rounds of feeling my power, she was ready to go. I mean, what did the girl expect; being in the ring with the world's unofficial JMD champion?" she laughed.

When asked about the scuffle at the end of her bout, Bella appears to be honestly surprised what the fuss is about. "I don't know if those women are unfamiliar with how JMD works, or if it's just that they think when they lose what's customary and reasonable for anyone else doesn't apply to them. For some reason, Olsen's people took exception to me 'putting jugg' to their precious princess. If they don't like it, they'd better read the fine print in their contracts... because when they lose to Los Ingobernales, they're going to get what's coming to them...one way or another!"

THUNK! Nikki dropped the hand mic and stalked off the stage, leaving Celeste to scurry after her. As they disappeared behind the curtain, more of their laughter was heard.

Olsen showed up a few minutes later, looking a little the worse for wear...although it could have been as much from the post-fight as the fight itself! She didn't offer any excuses, merely credited Bella by admitting, "She hit me harder than I hit her."

Asked about the reason for the post-fight rumble, Olsen tried to excuse her stablemates by "accusing" Bella of refusing to release her after she blacked out from lack of oxygen. "I was tapping but she ignored it, what were they supposed to do; stand there and watch her smother me? Besides, there was no call for her to cheap shot me like that. I wasn't putting up any resistance, I was going along with her willingly. But I guess that's what bullies do, bully people."

Then a female reporter asked the question that was on everyone's mind, "What did she say to you in your corner? It looked like whatever she said really shook you. For a second, I thought you might faint. It must have really been something!"

Olsen's face grew redder and redder as the questioner droned on. Finally, when she asked her question, Liz just shook her head. "I'm not going to talk about that with the press. It's too personal. I'll just say that it was way over the line, in my opinion. I'll share it with my friends in the locker room; I think they should be aware of the kind of women we're fighting so they'll be ready for anything. Believe me, she would never have been able to pull off what she threatened me with...not with Jeri Ryan and LiLo standing right there. And that's all I'm going to say on the subject....ever!"

Olsen didn't drop the microphone a la Bella, she gently laid it on the podium and walked away, ignoring shouted questions from several other reporters.