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14 February 2016 Jennifer Lawrence vs Karolina Kurkova

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VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!

JUGS OF MASS "D" DESTRUCTION BOUT (JMDD)

Posted by Los Ingobernales on February 14, 2016, 5:49 am

Jennifer Lawrence (FCBA 18-9, 15 KO; BBU 0-1) vs. Karolina Kurkova (FCBA 2-1, 2 KO; BBU 12-8, 9 KO; AWUBA 1-0, 1 KO)
Lawrence: 25yo, 5'9”, 130#, [36C]; Kurkova: 32yo, 5'11”, 135# [32B]
(Ginny's Academy vs. Lioness Club)
Results: Lookout! Boxing / Story: Vassago (Lioness Club) + simgrrl (Ginny's Academy)

Czech model making her bones in the BBU, now looking to establish herself in the FCBA after a better than expected debut with 'big jug' champ and ranked welter, Kate Upton. While losing, Karolina showed flashes of the power that made her someone is feared in the BBU. She's not to be taken lightly and in Lawrence, Karo is facing a young fighter still feeling her way up the ladder. J-Law's no pushover, but she can be hit and if she's not careful against the bigger, heavier, more experienced Czech supermodel, J-Law's rack could be in for a painful, night in their JMD debut!

Victoria's Secret Angels are well known for their grit and determination and anyone in a ring with one had better be ready for a long, grueling, night of painful work before it's over. J-Law putting on the requisite 'brave face' prefight, casually dismissing “that model” as just another “long, tall, drink of water who can't punch.” (If she truly thinks that, she'd better book a bed in the hospital because she's in for a rude awakening...in the locker room afterward!) Kurkova no stranger to roughhousing, having appeared in 'GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra' in 2009 and she put on a great exhibition in a 2010 episode of 'Chuck' where she fought Yvonne Strahovski tooth and nail wearing lingerie!

When Strahovski was asked how she thought Karolina will do against Lawrence (a woman Yvonne KOed in 4) she said, “It's too early for Lawrence to be thrown into those silly JMD fights. They're all about throwing leather willy-nilly. She doesn't have the discipline yet to get away with it. When I beat her, I could take her tits anytime I wanted and I did...often. She put them out there against one of these supermodels and they'll feed 'em to her one at a time! Karolina's fought other models since she was 14 years old. They all love to go for the 'goodies' and Karo's no different. I wish Ginny, Charlize, Bell, Ryan....hell, some 'adult'... would slow her down, make her take baby steps before they throw her into that fire. I'm not sanguine about Jen's chances, to tell you the truth!”

Kurkova, when told of Strahovski's comments just laughed. “Well, she would know! When we film our fight for her 'Chuck' show, we spend two and a half, maybe three days for a five-minute scene. I'd pound her little rack flat and she'd run off in tears, demanding they get a stunt double. All credit to her director, they tell her, 'Man up Vonnie, you don't like it, protect yours self.' So she knows what that Little Miss Lawrence going to get. I can see me climbing up the ranks of the JMDD if J-Law is an example of their women. In her video, I see three, four big holes I exploit. If she won't quit on her stool in tear by the fourth round, it's only that I knock her out before!”

Lawrence's camp uncharacteristically quiet before a big fight, none of the bluster and press releases Miss Ginny usually inundates the media with. Is this a new strategy or is Lawrence too nervous about her JMD debut to even speak? All we know is that 'J-Law' had a good 2015: her only 'bad' loss a mismatch with a woman 50 pounds heavier. The other defeat was at the hands of L/W champion Odette Yustman! So what makes her think she has what it takes to compete in JMDD? Well, for one thing, she's seen Blake Lively and Charlize Theron get 'big money' and they're not as well-endowed. Anyone who's seen her hacked cell phone pics knows Jennifer is a “real C” (unlike some who wear a push-up bra and claim they're “JMD qualified!”)

Lawrence in the tiniest outfit we've seen her in yet, an all-red string bikini, with little heart-shaped triangle cups up top, and a somewhat bigger heart-shaped triangular patch below. The rear is just a thin string across her back to hold the top together and another up her butt crack! One wag dubs it her, “Valentine Tart Outfit!” That's it! Kurkova in the same silver bikini she wore against Upton; both black shoes; J-Law's gloves red, Karolina's white. LET'S GET READY TO JMD!

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Round 1: Karolina dominates the early exchanges, taking full advantage of her height to loop quick strikes from the side, looking for her first taste of Jennifer's 'virgin rack' but the Oscar-winner responds with a clinical jabbing drive up the middle; one early sign she'd like to put as much pain on her taller opponent as possible on her way to victory. Karolina hangs back at mid-range, but with the reach to keep Lawrence at bay. Then Karolina's caught with a wild hook on the liver and has to uptempo to match the young blonde's intensity. That is short-circuited as Jennifer leaps in with an uppercut to sway the Czech boobs late, then cracking a lurid hook to Karolina's jaw for a good measure right at the bell.

Round 2: Kurkova switches into a higher gear, but she's still well off Jennifer's production rate as both girls pound the other at point-blank range without a breakthrough. Things change when Jennifer leaps forward trying to bump the model off but is caught by a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus the folds forward into a flurry of rack ravaging uppercuts that punish her and make her wince in pain. Karolina leans on her front leg to keep firing on target, wobbling the American to the ropes where Lawrence spends the final minute in retreat; unable to shake off the powerful hook to her belly on top of KK's improved footwork.

Round 3: Her long limbs help the Czech blonde move around fast as she defies the odds that have models just standing there trying to land anything that comes their way. Not so straightforward with Karolina as she picks off Jennifer's boobs with another menacing drive up the middle! Perhaps the actress is being too cautious since tight defense alone isn't going to scare the BBU veteran off by any means. Where are the Adriana Lima tapes, mind you? Kurkova keeps pounding Lawrence's body off the front leg and Lawrence bounces her gloves off Karolina's forearms in a lackluster response that earns her another late hook to the jaw. Kurkova's making gestures to coach Claudia Schiffer during the interval and it looks like everything's going according to plan for the Lionesses after three!

Round 4: Lawrence finds her tempo again as she clatters into the model's rack with new-found confidence, almost headbutting the Czech in the process. By the time Kurkova finds her footing, she eats a steady diet of jabs from each side which shuts her down in a tight earmuff. Lawrence hammers the body thereafter and makes the older woman moan as she rips a piercing hook to the liver to turn Karolina on her heels. J-Law punches Kurkova back to the ropes with a late uppercut switch that has Karolina reeling to the side in a momentum-changing scenario. She almost stumbles to her side. Right at the bell, Jennifer rips another uppercut off the Czech's rack, catching some chin as well on the way past... Kurkova aches in pain and throws the actress a massive death stare while Jennifer pumps herself up with primal noises. Not everyone in the arena realizes what it's all about?

Round 5: “Stick 'em deep” approach from the American beats the model with a furious uppercut that catches the troubled chin again. The sheer amount of punching puts Kurkova back on her heels and that's the old Adriana Lima tape in full swing as the aggression thrown at the Czech proves too hot to handle! Lawrence cracking unanswered jabs all the way through the second minute with those lanky European legs in constant retreat. Karolina fails to find her stride and kicking into another gear is no longer an option due to Jennifer's gung-ho punch rate. J-Law stuffs the model in a corner with more strikes to the rib cage, then buries her left in the liver to run off with her best round to date! The smile on Jeri Ryan's face couldn't have been bigger now!

Round 6: The Lioness camp tries to slow things down and Karolina enters the sixth round in clinching mode, but she still gets drilled in the rib cage as Lawrence shows no sign of easing the pressure. This is not the BBU, though, and Kurkova has to make a quick change when the actress romps to her gut. A hectic bump off actually wins the model a much-needed break as she scythes the American rack with a vicious one-two, then digs her right into the belly button to put Lawrence on her heels. A quick half-uppercut finds J-Law's nose and sends her reeling to the ropes with Karolina settling into mid-range dominance thereafter; pounding Lawrence against the turnbuckle which effectively halts the Academy rout from the previous round for good.

Round 7: Both women are quite durable and one has to admire their punching resistance, but a little thing called experience prevents either from blowing her fuse yet. However, another rushing drive by Jen finds Kurkova's solar plexus and she wobbles to the side which lets Lawrence rip more shots to the liver before an uppercut nails her on the chin amid a loud yelp. Jennifer triggers another leather frenzy and, this time, she smashes the model's nose with an accidental headbutt, but that's quickly forgotten as she mauls Karolina's breadbasket as she pummels the aching rival back into her corner... Karolina trips over her own feet in a failed retreat effort and suffers a complete guard collapse thereafter! She wraps her arms around the ropes trying to stay upright but that just allows the American to rain punches on the exposed rack during the final twenty or so seconds before the bell. The slumped chin and her anguished screams indicate the Czech's durability is under serious threat.

Round 8: Kurkova's visibly slow to start the eight and Lawrence belts her on the rib cage to bend her to the side before a quick uppercut swivels her model-perfect mounds again, forcing her to lose her balance... KK crashes into the American's shoulder but Jennifer is fast to react and wraps her left arm around her waist and drills Karolina's navel while sticking her forehead into the chin to make Karolina wince even louder... a quick half-spin releases Karolina from the dubious hold but it also keeps the ref from stepping in to explain the boxing rules. It's all academic seconds later when Lawrence lands the home run on the solar plexus just as Kurkova was trying to settle in on the front leg and never buckled up for the big punch... THE CZECH''S HURT... Karolina bends forward with more yelps and instantly hugs her aching midriff. Lawrence shows her no mercy and rips hooks from both sides to punish the rib cage and reel her onto the ropes... Karolina lifts her head only to feel another uppercut on the chin and when she raises her arms there's your Academy hottie THUMPING HER RACK INTO MUSH with furious uppercuts! IT'S ALL TOO MUCH AS KURKOVA SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE... her head rolls to the left; her eyes closed as the count passes her by. It's a KO8 for Jennifer Lawrence!!!

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J-Law looks unsure if she really wants to “expose” her bosom the way she'd have to if she were going to jugg out a big gal like KK. After thinking about it for a minute, she takes Cat Bell's advice and decides to pass. Some fans boo her decision, but after all, Kurkova's done nothing to deserve it and there's no bad blood between the fighters or their stables. So J-Law does the “right thing” and heads back to her corner where she sheds her gloves, then goes over to check on Kurkova who's slowly coming around. Jen and Karolina have a brief, friendly appearing, chat before J-Law gives Karolina a little spank on the rump for luck and leaves. Then after toweling down, Jen heads to the media center to face the press.

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Lawrence looking a bit achy and out of sorts entering the media center after her young bosom's first exposure to JMDD action. Still, she emerged a winner, so she gets to take the first turn at the podium and the first question is, “Why in a JMD...or DD... or whatever...fight, didn'tcha 'put the puppies' to her?”

“Honestly,” Lawrence said, “I haven't spent a lot of time practicing that. In the end, it felt right to get in another month of practice, you know, use Olsen and Lohan as my 'tackling dummies'...” she grinned, earning loud laughs from the media who couldn't wait to ask Lohan and Olsen if they'd volunteered for that job!

“Then why do JMDD at all if you're not going to do... you know... the JMD thing?” she was pressed.

“The FCBA is growing and evolving,” Lawrence said, launching into an answer she'd obviously expected to have to give and one that showed she'd given the matter serious thought - a rare trait in young folks these days, whether they're actresses, singers or just 'regular' folks. “We want to give the public high-quality entertainment, and often that means adapting to new, different, forms of combat. Among, and between the stables, there's been the discussion of guidelines, formats, even 'rules' about when you can do something and what that something may be.

“One example,” she said, warming to her subject. “A girl is knocked out cold, KOed! Football is looking at 'concussion protocols' and the FCBA is looking at KO protocols too. If someone is unconscious and unable to defend themselves, is it really OK to smother them? A lot of us think it's not. On the other hand, fans buy expensive tickets to see JMD and JMDD action and they feel 'cheated' if they don't get what they pay for. As performers, we have to be aware of that; it's up to us to know where to draw the line.

“For me personally, I love the feel of a pair of soft, warm, feminine breasts,” she grinned at the looks on the faces of the men in her audience. “There's no better feeling than to wake up the morning after a hard fight, feel mine and the sense of relief that they're still attached,” she giggled. “But seriously, I don't have a problem with the whole JMD thing except for health and safety issues. As long as we can provide the fans a good show, and do it safely for the performers, I don't mind risking a little embarrassment - I'm certainly being well paid for it.

“Now, does anybody want to talk about Valentine's Day? What a great day, huh? Flowers, candy, and half-naked women all on one day. Shouldn't every day be Valentine's Day?”

After Lawrence gave the media several excellent points to ponder, veteran model Karolina Kurkova showed up to give them several excellent “points” to ogle in a short, low-cut, wrap dress that made more than one man from the press corps wish he'd just lost a JMD bout to her!

Karolina explained that what she and Lawrence discussed was “not important for you” but that J-Law had wished her Happy Valentine's and given her a spank.... “I do love spanking,” she said. “There's something sensual about it and Valentine's Day is the perfect time to show someone how much you love them by giving them a loving spanking.” Then she looked around the room for someone. “Is Tess here? I'd love to take that Tess Valmore over my knee and show her how much I 'love' her.”

Everyone seemed to get a kick out of the idea and one fellow made a note - as if he couldn't wait to give it a try as soon as he got home to his blond columnist girlfriend!

Karolina made a special point of supporting Lawrence's contention that there's nothing inherently wrong with JMD, as long it's “done responsibly” and she felt under “no undue pressure to jugg anyone who appeared to be hurt” - although the thought of leaving the decision in the hands of untrained fighters who may themselves be suffering from concussion-like symptoms worries some in the media.