Cassie Scerbo versus Tiffany Mulheron
(Words: Bazz / Results: Lookout!)

Before: Crowd at pre-fight festivities has swelled to an inhuman proportion, security rumored to consist of several Ex-Navy SEALS accented by a phalanx of former Delta Force operators waiting to move in from the perimeter, the animosity between the two fighters and their diabolical capabilities demand this sort of attention. Tiffany Mulheron and Cassie Scerbo are at separate podiums with Tiffany seething at the Bazz Girl while Cassie does her best “Who me?” look which over years of practice has been perfected to a tee. One fact about the controversy surrounding this fight that is not in question is the knock down drag out brawl that occurred in Scotland several years ago. At the referee instructions where Mulheron and Scerbo were acting as seconds to Lisa Maffia and Jill Wagner the confrontation went from a couple of barking flyweights chesting up against each other into a wrestling match where Tiffany Mulheron ended up depantsed in front of a sellout crowd that included the Queen of England. To put it mildly, Mulheron hasn’t forgotten.

“I don’t see what all the fuss is about.” Cassie Scerbo stands nonplussed with a hand on her hips. “Yeah I depantsed her but what was I going to do? I was Jilly Wags’ second, we’re at center ring getting instructions and she’s the other second and all she’s doing is jabbering away, ‘Just wait till I get me hands on ya! Ya little American pipsqueak!’” Cassie does a well practiced Scottish accent to mock her opponent. “I couldn’t hear the ref saying his usual silly stuff so yeah, it was on and she got depantsed. Oh yeah I’m gonna win tonight and may even depants her again, so there!” Scerbo barks out like the junkyard dog that she is all while ignoring the hovering special forces operators moving a step closer as the last failsafe between peace and all out armageddon.

“I just can’t wait to smack her in the kissa! Lemme tell ya, there’ll be no bloody depantsings tonight. All you’re gonna see is a Scot celebrating in the ring after this fight and it’s not gonna be Poindexter Del Crunchy. Cassie’s gonna pay for her silly transgressions in Scotland the last time she was allowed in the country.” Tiffany’s Scottish accent usually lilting and sweet all rough and pissy as she grimaces at the nemesis that she at long last will meet in the ring.

Both flyweights looking splendid. Tiff in a white bikini with Scotland blue gloves and shoes. Cassie forgoing Bazz black for a patriotic blue bikini, red gloves and white shoes combo. Both girls showing their respective national pride goes beyond uniforms and to the intensity of the fight sporting the severest of battle ready ponytails.

Rd 1 Mulheron out at center ring immediately putting to use a decent advantage with her reach. Scotsgirl slapping out long jabs, willowy body all smooth and fluid in front of an eager crowd. Scerbo dodging and flitting about like a firefly. Most of Tiffany’s punches missing and the one’s that land are grazing shots that Cassie knocks away easily. Scerbo ducking below the radar arms at her side, not showboating, just looking for an opening. Mulheron lashing out with more jabs and trying to add in a right every so often. Cassie coming back by darting in with combinations to the midsection and then excaping back out to center ring. Both women bouncing around the ring ponytails flailing about furiously. Scerbo sidesteps a Mulheron jab and attacks with a two punch combination right hand catching the rib cage and crumpling Tiffany to one side for a moment. Scottish blonde quickly recovers and takes it to Cassie with a well thrown jab only to have the Bazzgirl sting her with a couple of lightning bolts, a jab to the gut and a right hand rib tickler. Round ends with a doubled over Mulheron limping back to her corner while Scerbo takes the points.

Rd 2 Scerbo quickly takes charge using speed over length. She’s in close bopping Tiffany all about the head and chest. Then she’s outside jitterbugging all around the Scot creating a confusion that only Scerbo is capable of. Tiffany trying to maintain order firing off jabs at the scurrying Cassie. Scerbo deftly dodges and parries landing an overhand left hand jab. MULHERON STAGGERED! Blonde steps into fence post holes until she’s up against the ropes. She’s attempting to hold off the surging Scerbo arms up against her face protecting against the onslaught of rapid fire punches. Bazzgirl working over Tiff pop! pop! pop! to the body, the head and then back to the body. Pesky flyweight all over Mulheron with relentless fury right up to the bell.

Rd 3 Tiffany surprisingly spry after the previous round’s beat down. She’s going after Scerbo with crisp jabs and good foot work. Scerbo reacting with elusive duck and cover maneuvering and quick counterpunches. Both girls hitting on all cylinders now. Furious exchanges between two ponytailed bullies displaying the white hot bitterness of a burgeoning rivalry. Tiffany lunges in on her left leg and catches Scerbo with a right hand cross that touches the chin momentarily slowing the Bazzgirl’s darting quickness and bringing the crowd to its feet. Mulheron tries another right to the face but Cassie holds her head back and lets the punch sail past. Mulheron frustrated by Scerbo’s speed but she’s tagging the jitterbugging Bazzgirl enough times to barely take the round as the bell rings.

Rd 4 Mulheron finding a rhythm with her jab. She’s poking her left hand in Scerbo’s face on a regular basis and it seems to be driving Cassie to the point of madness. The Scottish lass seemingly untouchable this round, keeping her distance from the pesky Cassandra Lynn and attacking with her reach. Scerbo sidesteps a Mulheron jab and slaps the blonde with a right hook to her side but Tiff comes back with her own right that catches Cassie on the side of her head. Bazzgirl sent sprawling against the ropes and into crisis mode. Mulheron in with everything she’s got. Scerbo hands up protecting her face, body bobbing back and forth and up and down making herself the ultimate moving target. Still Tiffany getting her shots in, tagging Cassie in the head and a few times to the body in what has to be, considering the competition, the most impressive round of her career.

Rd 5 Cassie grim faced and determined as she approaches Tiffany. Bazzgirl has been given a lecture from her corner with regards to who should win this fight and she couldn’t agree more. She moves in on Mulheron with a three punch combination scoring with a right hand. Mulheron not backing up snaps off a jab and tries to maneuver to her left but Scerbo stays attached landing another right and the two fighters erupt into a blur of punches. The crowd roaring its approval as Mulheron tries to counter the attacking Scerbo. Flyweight nastiness on full display. Cassie throwing overhand rights one after another while Tiffany counterpunches to the body. The fighting has gotten vicious but Cassie Scerbo is just that much quicker and has done this too many times with the likes of Hudgens, Pannetierre and Lowndes to lose in these tight situations. At the end of the round she’s overwhelming Mulheron with her all out assault.

Rd 6 Mulheron comes out intent on getting back on track. She tags Cassie with a jab to the chin right off the bat and Scerbo connects with a right to the forehead and immediately swings low with a left hand uppercut to the torso. Cassie gets the better of the exchange staggering Tiffany with the body shot. Scerbo stays on the blonde with more jabs and then a powerful right hand to the torso and TIFFANY’S IN TROUBLE! Mulheron crumples to her left, Scerbo’s right hands to the body clearly having an effect. Mulheron tries to limp away but it’s no use. Scerbo goes in with another right to the lower ribs to which Tiffany reacts by covering up low only to have Cassie let loose with an overhand left to the nose and a right hand cross to the chin chasing the blonde to the canvas! Tiffany in the fetal position as the ref counts. She tries to get up but her right side rib cage just won’t let her and the ref gets to ten. It’s a 6 round KO for CASSIE SCERBO!

After: Cassie strutting around like a peacock in victory. Tiffany Mulheron is a tough out and Scerbo knows it so she’s all smiles with the scalp on her belt. Scottish blonde was touch throughout the fight and not just because of her dislike of the Bazz flyweight. Scerbo gets over to Mulheron’s corner causing a quick re-enlistment of the special forces operators who mass towards the ring not knowing what to expect. Instead while at first Tiffany shows no great desire to be anywhere near Cassie ultimately the two are quickly chatting cautiously. Inside sources from Mulheron’s corner state that the Bazz flyweight offered an apology for the depantsing from several years earlier and gave a sincere compliment to Tiffany on her fighting abilities. Many analysts see the Bazz flyweight liking the cut of Mulheron’s jib and Cassie’s gesture as a way to get the Scottish blonde in her camp against the likes of the other top flyweight contenders.