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26 February 2016 Charlize Theron vs Natasha Henstridge

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Charlize Theron (FCBA 239-104-12, 145 KO; Other 3-2, 3 KO) vs. Natasha Henstridge (FCBA 23-20, 15 KO)
Theron: 40 y/o, 5'10”, 128#, [36B+]; Henstridge: 41 y/o, 5'10”, 145#, [36C+]
(Ginny's Academy vs. Unmanaged)
Results: Lookout! Boxing; Story: The Grand Wizard (Front Street) + simgrrl (Ginny's Academy)

Henstridge and Theron have a long and bitter history. They've faced each other on apartment carpets, wrestling and boxing rings and at least once at the infamous 'Put Up or Shut Up Club' in Hollywood on open mats before a live celebrity audience. Notably, while Theron is reluctant to talk about those meetings, Natasha is eager to regale listeners for hours on end at the drop of a loonie, with her (some quite lurid) stories about 'playing with Charlize.' Natty hasn't been bashful since she exploded on the movie scene at 19 y/o in “Species”... but she doesn't give away what she can sell or get paid for.

Which brings us to...

When asked by a reporter about how she felt showing her “boobs” in “Species” ('flaunting herself like some tart' one jealous reporter wrote) Natasha admitted frankly, “I was about 12 years old when I started getting these (boobs). I never tried to hide them because I realized early on the power I had with them. Sadly, it's a feeling Theron has never experienced and, at her age, quite likely never will. But if I have my way, she'll feel the power of mine once again, tonight, in that ring.”

Henstridge a semi-regular for years (2001-2011) on the FCBA tour, disappearing until returning in 2015 for a bout with perennial top ten Amanda Righetti. “Henny” gave “big rig” all she could handle before falling in seven hard-fought rounds. Word is Henstridge is “all in” on a comeback after assessing the current “talent or lack thereof” in the welter ranks. At “just 41 years old” Nat's in the middle of the age range of women having success in that “underserved” weight class. This is a big fight for both Henstridge and Theron and it appears Nat's chosen well. The odds-makers have established Henstridge as the 3:1 favorite in early betting.

Notable Fact #1 (2003): “When famed Theron antagonist Gena Lee Nolin needs a 'no BS' sparring partner to get ready for some threat - she calls Henstridge.”

Notable Fact #2 (2005): A report stated, “Natasha's still the only woman banned from the cruise ship circuit for 'excessive brutality'.” The report was never challenged nor denied by Henstridge.

Notable Fact #3 (2008): Henstridge is 1-2 vs Theron in FCBA, but in two of the three, Theron was barely able to stand at the end. Nat brags, “I'm 5-0 in the 'real world' against that tramp!” A cursory search of Internet sites seems to confirm her claim, but the 'net' can be an unreliable resource in the best of times. Records of 'underground' celebrity fights are rare; many slanted to favor a source's favorite or embellish reputations rather than scrupulously report outcomes accurately.

Charlize, when pressed for her opinion of Henstridge, replied using a nickname many current, and former, opponents use: “Nasty Nat” but acknowledged her unforgiving, take-no-prisoners, approach to any contest whether boxing, wrestling, catfighting, or MMA. “She's the devil incarnate,” Charlize says without pausing to consider her words. Then backtracking, “Uh...what I mean is, she doesn't let anything get in her way when she's fixed on her target. There's not a woman in celebrity fighting more focused in her fights than Henstridge and - much as I wish I could say otherwise - that's a compliment.”

Asked where she'd rank Henstridge on her personal 'top ten' list of opponents, Charlize demurred. “Oh, without a doubt she's in the top ten,” she said quickly. Then added, “If I told you exactly where I put her, there'd be quite a few women upset - at me, not Henstridge! If I could be sure they'd take it out on HER, I'd tell you in a heartbeat. But I'm getting to an age where the old body can't take that kind of abuse much longer.”

Then realizing she'd inadvertently admitted something she'd rather not face, Theron laughed and said, “Just kidding about that 'getting old' stuff. I can still kick butt with the best of 'em!”

Henstridge filling to overflowing a black/white zebra stripe bikini while Theron's slimmed down figure requires far less material to cover her 'naughty bits' and her green string bikini displays her firm, taut, figure at its best.

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Round 1: No surprise how this one starts. Theron wants to box and move, use those Ferrari legs while the bigger, heavier Henstridge wants to close and bang. Theron may not be as young as she once was, but she remains plenty athletic and she moves very well. She also remains plenty long, and she uses all that to pepper Henstridge with jabs from range. But, Nat Henny isn't going to allow that to slow her down. She walks through the Golden Goddess' jabs and uses all her veteran savvy to cut angles, square, and thump away. This leads to some nasty in-fighting that includes the odd elbow. Business picks up, however, when Henstridge headbutts Theron, sending her stumbling backward pawing at her left eye. It's not cut, but Charlize is both bruised and more than a little p*ssed. Referee rules it accidental, however, and waves the fighters to continue. And, wouldn't you know it, about 30 seconds later, it's Nat Henny who takes the headbutt, also ruled accidental, and she's no more believing that than Theron had. Henstridge reacts with fury, virtually tackling Theron into the ropes and beginning to mug her Golden jugs in a major way. Theron responds with a blow that can be charitably described as low and described as accidental only under the influence of hard liquor. The referee issues a stern warning, but nothing more comes of it as time expires. Theron's claimed the first narrowly and leads 10-9.

Round 2: Theron determined to box her rival, and, yes she knows this is JMD. She also knows, as a fighter as intelligent as the Golden Goddess would, that time may not be her friend against someone like Yvonne Strahovski, but it very well MIGHT be an ally against a fighter like Natasha Henstridge, who's both older, albeit slightly, and heavier than the Goddess herself. Of course, Nat Henny is also a veteran and no dummy, and she's not going to simply allow CT to play for time. Henstridge is after Charlize aggressively, willing to eat leather and take all those pesky jabs to her rack to, again, close, square, bang. It's nip and tuck stuff until, midway through, Henstridge opens Theron up with a right hand, then hits a brutal combination to the rack, a left-right each pancaking the jug opposite. Henstridge follows with a right hook that misses, but also hits. Because it results in an elbow to the side of the head that knocks the Goddess loopy. And, while Theron is stunned, Nat Henny mugs jug viciously, piling up enough points to claim the round, and, of course, plenty of jug hurt. And we're even at 19.

Round 3: Theron off the stool angry. She's really moving now, dancing and bouncing and jabbing, forcing Henstridge through a thicket of fire as Natasha tries to square up and bring her power to bear. But. Charlize beats her to the punch. Theron lands a blistering right about a minute in that freezes Henstridge. Those awesome legs hold her up, but she's in serious trouble and CT takes full advantage. She works Natasha over at range, peppering her face with jabs and her jugs and body with hooks and crosses. Henstridge takes a beating, and a clinical one, one like only the GOAT can hand out. This is all about two things, points, and punishment, and, if you had to guess by what you're seeing, you'd guess that punishment would be the priority. Because it is handed out in great gobs to the point that Natasha actually drops her guard some to protect the rack and body, allowing Theron to wobble her with another right hand and nearly send her to the canvas. The bell is almost merciful. It's Theron wide and back in front 29-28.

Round 4: Theron back to work at range, but Henstridge bullying forward now, tying Charlize up, and CRIPPLING her with a low blow that she carefully screens with her body. She follows with a brutal uppercut that sends Theron stumbling knock-kneed into the ropes. Henstridge follows, stuffing the Goddess' rump into the strands, bodying up, and giving her a savage thrashing. It's, to paraphrase Meghan Trainor, not 'all about the jugs', because there's plenty of hooking of flanks and hammering of ribs, but the jugs are, indeed, a major target of opportunity, mostly via short uppercuts that sometimes miss and end up landing on Theron's nose, chin, or face. It's grim stuff for the Goddess, who's basically doing no more than taking and running clock. The referee spends a lot of time looking in, but he doesn't seem to want to stop this, no matter how much punishment Charlize is taking. So, he doesn't. Instead, he watches as the GOAT's body is brutally mauled to the bell. It's Henstridge wide and we're even again at 38 all.

Round 5: Now, it's time for Henstridge to finish. Theron's legs have to be feeling the effects of the last round, so now's the time to close and take the GOAT out of here. Henstridge forward immediately, but Theron ties her up, wrestles with her, refuses to allow her the freedom to punch inside. Natasha shoves off, but Charlize ties up again, clearly playing for time. Henstridge isn't going to give it to her. She shoves off again, but, yet again is tied up. She looks at the referee, who breaks the fighters. Then, Henstridge sets up at a range. Begins working the heavy left jab, looking to drop rights into Charlize's rack. Theron jabbing back tentatively. Bobbing the head. Moving the feet a little. Nat Henny getting busier. Jabbing at the rack now. Looking to set up a big right to the head. AND. DOWN. GOES. NATASHA! Diamond cutter right hand from Theron and Henstridge is blown to her back! Charlize immediately turns to a neutral corner and looks out at the crowd. She's not even watching the count because she knows what she's just done. IT. IS. OVER! Henstridge down WELL past the count of ten and your winner by KO5 in one-punch fashion is Charlize Theron!

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As soon as Henstridge hit the canvas Charlize knew the fight was over! She stepped over Henny's unmoving legs and sashayed, proudly swaying her hips, over to her corner, leaving the referee to put the exclamation point on her triumph. Never looking back, she leaned over the turnbuckle, her forearms resting on the top ropes, holding out her gloved hands so Jeri Ryan could remove her gloves. Lindsay Lohan and 'Nurse' Sunny McKay hugged each other at the bottom of the steps, ready to join the celebration in the Academy corner as Ryan completed her task of freeing Charlize's hands.

“I'm going to enjoy snuffing out that b###h,” Charlize muttered as she straightened up.

When Theron turned around, Nikki Bella and Celeste Bonin were kneeling beside Henstridge, Celeste slapping her cheek lightly while Nikki held an ammonia cap under the blonde's nose. As soon as Natasha's body twitched and gave a start as she began to regain consciousness, Charlize headed over. She nudged Celeste aside with a knee and told Nikki in a tough, demanding tone, “I'll take it from here Bella!”

Nikki looked up, not really caring. She had no feelings about Natasha either way and she wasn't any of her business. Still, now that she'd come out to check on her, she couldn't be seen to just turn her back and abandon the defenseless blonde by walking away. On the other hand, it was 'JMD rules' and the winner was entitled to her show of dominance. It was a delicate balancing act and, professional entertainer that she was, Bella played it just right.

“I'll be over there,” Nikki said, pointing at Henstridge's stool, “when you're done. Just give me a wave and I'll come drag her ass back to her corner.” Nikki's eyes glaring defiantly up at Theron, her chin thrust out level with Charlize's bra, as if daring her to do something. “Just remember, whatever you do, be respectful. All of us in FCBA play the game, but we have long memories. You disrespect someone... even this loser,” she looked disdainfully down at Henstridge - voluptuous even stretched out on her, back - then reminded Theron of the recent brouhaha after Nikki's recent fight with Liz Olsen where Theron and the Academy stable had run into the ring en masse, interrupting Nikki's JMD performance. “Like I said, you disrespect us and we don't forget. So go have your fun, you earned it.”

Then Nikki headed back to Natasha's corner to watch the show. With all eyes on the scene playing out in the middle of the ring, nobody - certainly not the Academy all of whose members were seated ringside in their best clothes to show support for their “Golden Goddess” - noticed Stephanie McMahon and Natalie Eva Marie stealthily moving from the East side of the ring to the West to position themselves behind the Academy. Nikki sat on Henstridge's stool and crossed her legs, glancing down to the floor below the ring apron where Celeste Bonin was kneeling waiting for Nikki's signal. Celeste gave Nikki a wink that made her grin.

Charlize got down to business....

Theron is a 40-year-old veteran of the film with more than 45 Hollywood credits on her resume. In several she's appeared topless, nearly topless and in a few rare scenes, totally nude. She's produced 11 films, yet - ironically - she's never comfortable with live crowds! So as she straddled Henstridge's waist and started to remove her own top preparing to “jugg” Henstridge, Charlize couldn't help blushing. As the subtle pink glow spread from her face down her torso, she heard raucous laughter, guffaws, and even a 'razz-berry' from the woman sitting watching in Henstridge's corner.

Turning to glare, she saw Celeste Bonin had climbed to the apron behind Nikki holding her hands cupped to her eyes like looking thru 'binoculars'. Celeste's yapping at the top of her lungs, making sure not only the audience on her side of the ring can hear, but also that the PPV TV microphones around the ring can pick up every word.

“I can see them clearly now,” Celeste says, booming a 'play by play' for the fans. “From here it seems to be.... yes, I think I'm right... two of what may be... I'm sure...yes... they look like breasts...”

A pause for more laughter, then Celeste and Nikki scream in unison, “... ONLY SMALLER!”

Charlize's face goes ashen white, her lower lip quivering. For several seconds she fights the urge to burst into tears at the cruel taunt; one she'd had to endure throughout high school and even into her brief career as a fashion model... a place where even the top models were “coat hangers” yet even they had mean-spirited taunts for the “flat-chested” girl from a farm in South Africa. Tears well up in her green eyes and she pretended to swipe sweat from her brow to wipe them away.

But, one woman, watching close-up saw the signs of her insecurity and like a jackel with a wounded antelope went for the kill. Natasha Henstridge looked up from between Charlize's thighs and said, “I'll be recovered before you figure out you're never going to be able to smother anybody with those pimples! Never have, never will.”

Charlize snapped! She grabbed a handful of Henny's hair, lifted her head off the mat and WHAP slapped her, then smashed her head down on the thinly padded ring. Natty saw stars as her body briefly went limp.

“I'll show you....” Theron snarled as she flung herself (tits first) down onto Henstridge's face, her knees pinning Natasha's arms at her sides. As she wrapped her hands around Natasha's head to trap her face in her cleavage, Charlize felt a shiver of excitement in her loins!

* * * *

Theron struggled in her inexpert application of what most observers would call “the wrong tools for the job” but with Henstridge again too dazed to defend herself, Charlize had a small chance of success. Just when she thought she was getting the hang of it, closing in on her first 'breast smother' - another signature 'first' in decades long string of firsts for the many times awarded actress - she looked up proudly expecting to see her stable applauding her. Instead, she saw Stephanie McMahon and Natalie Eva Marie climbing the steps to the ring off to her right.

When she turned to look over her left shoulder, there were Nikki Bella and Celeste coming out of Natasha's corner. She was surrounded, and worse her notoriously sensitive and vulnerable little tits were out and fully exposed! Charlize just had time for a plaintive bleat of, “Hellllllp!” to the Academy girls before she got swarmed under by four angry Los Ingobernales bent on 'payback' for the Academy's “unwarranted and unjustified Pearl Harboring” of Nikki Bella who was busy jugging Liz Olsen early this month!

Stephanie got there first and her big boot smashed Charlize's right breast flat against her breastbone. She wailed in agony as she flopped over backward where she was buried by the combined weight of Nikki and Celeste who both leaped and came down on her, Nikki across her chest and head and Celeste down at her belly and hips. Celeste's elbow pounded Theron's groin which made her long legs jerk briefly into the air before they fell back!

Charlize blacked out briefly and the next thing she remembered was the sound of battle all around her. She lifted her head and almost was kicked by a stockinged foot as Natalie Eva Marie and Jeri Ryan rolled by, Jeri already missing a high heel as her legs kicked and flailed trying in vain to free herself from the iron grip of Eva Marie's Crotch Claw! Natalie had a hand up under Jeri's short skirt and a leg hooked under Jeri's chin, bending her head back.

Lindsay Lohan was sitting up straddling Nikki Bella, but as Charlize watched, Bella's legs swept up, caught LiLo around the head and pulled the little redhead over back, slamming her head and shoulders on the mat as her legs flew up exposing a pink thong under her short dress. Nikki sat up and pounded her fist, twice, down on Lohan's crotch earning a satisfying (for Bella) squawk of pain from the flyweight.

Theron pushed up on her right hand and both knees, looking around as she held her throbbing right breast in her left hand. Cat Bell was flat on her back, her right breast sagging off the side of her chest as she was breast smothered by busty Charlotte McKinney who'd locked in a grapevine, spreading Cat's long legs wider than Charlize had seen them in years. The tears running from Cat's eyes looked real enough to convince Charlize that Cat's groin was going to feel it by morning.

She struggled to her feet, pausing to replace her “baby JMD's” in her top, then wobbled over to where Stephanie and Jennifer Lawrence were throwing heavyweight punches at one another. Jen had held her own for a while, but now she was slowly being driven back to the turnbuckle by the bigger, stronger, welterweight. Stephanie slammed a forearm up under Jennifer's chin, stunning her momentarily, then pushed her head back over the top rope and she started to hammer rights low into the young blonde's belly. Each time Steph's fist slammed into Jen's belly, Lawrence's short dress rode up in front, giving the crowd a glimpse of a white thong with a pink heart over her crotch.

Charlize flung herself on Stephanie, wrapped her arms around the brunette's neck, then fell back and pulled Stephanie over and down onto her chest. As Theron's back hit the mat, she wrapped her legs around McMahon and locked her ankles, then began to tighten the sleeper hold she had locked in! McMahon immediately drove her left elbow back into Charlize's ribs and Theron heard herself grunt from the impact. Again Stephanie elbowed her, and again she let out a groan.

Celeste had pulled Liz Olsen's dress up over her head, trapping her arms in a 'bag' and effectively blinding her as well. Now she set about punishing the slender actress, not for anything in particular, merely for being pretty, rich, and successful... all things Celeste had yet to achieve! With Olsen in no position to defend herself, Celeste took her time, punching down Liz' left breast, then her right, then the left again. Each hammering punch met with a loud cry of pain from inside the dress Celeste was holding closed at the top with her left hand. A fourth punch, this one “on the button” (Olsen's 'love button' in this case) got an even louder reaction.

Celeste could have kept hitting Olsen all night, but she heard screaming and when she looked over, Lawrence was standing over Stephanie stomping her as Theron had her in a chokehold from behind. Celeste left Olsen writhing in pain and ran over to tackle Lawrence with her foot raised and took her down...hard. Using a fistful of J-Law's hair to control her, Celeste shot back her left foot to kick Theron in the right breast. The loud squeal she heard told her she'd struck Golden Goddess' paydirt!

Celeste controlled Lawrence's head by the hair as she drove one, two, three punches to the side of her head, then a fourth pancaked Lawrence's left breast. The howl of pain was a sound Celeste was happy to hear. She rose on her right knee, threw her left leg over Lawrence's thighs to immobilize her legs, then mounted her and started raining punches down onto J-Law's soft belly with both fists.

Once Celeste had kicked her in the boobs, Charlize's grip on Stephanie slipped away and it wasn't long before the veteran wrestler was back on top position, pinning Charlize's arms to the mat as their legs thrashed and scissored in a struggle for dominance. Charlize wasn't used to losing a leg battle to any woman, but Stephanie's thighs and calves were a lot stronger than hers and after several minutes of struggle, McMahon's Grapevine was locked in and she got about the business of putting her own JMD's into action over Theron's defenseless face.

Across the ring, Blake Lively and Natalie Eva Marie were into it, fighting over Jeri Ryan who lay between them, rocking from side to side, sobbing and cupping her groin in both hands; her dress ripped down to the waist laying open, one exposed breast furrowed with welts thanks to Natalie's claws. Lively had kicked Natalie in the leg early in their confrontation and was moving better than the shorter redhead who was limping.

Just then, Charlotte McKinney came up behind Lively and punched her in the kidney. As Blake doubled in pain, Natalie grabbed her hair, lifted her head, then jumped and powered the tall blonde face first into the canvas. Blake lay stretched out not moving but McKinney kicked her in the ribs a couple of times for good measure anyway.

Then McKinney, Marie, and Nikki all came together over Blake and Ryan's bodies looking around the ring and surveying the wreckage they'd left in their wake. Cat Bell was on her side in the fetal position, both hands between her tightly squeezed thighs rubbing her aching groin which had been stretched and strained beyond the aging brunette's limit to endure.

Lohan was flat on her back, not moving. A few feet away, Jeri Ryan lay next to the unconscious Lively, Ryan's massive chest heaving with quiet sobs as she carefully tended to her ravaged pussy.

Liz Olsen was down and out thanks to Celeste's single-minded attention to her freckled rack while Jen
Lawrence lay on her back wheezing and gulping air, her knees raised and her hands rubbing her belly.

Only Theron was still resisting, but Stephanie McMahon had her well in hand with her 40DD's firmly planted on Charlize's red face. It was only a matter of moments before all seven of the Academy stars would be done.

In fact, it was only moments before Stephanie joined her Los Ingobernales teammates and they exchanged hi-fives amidst the carnage that had once been the haughty Academy women. As they left the ring to the cheers (and a few jeers) of the fans, Stephanie laughed, “Well, now I guess the next move is up to them.”

“Bring 'em on!” Nikki said. “I'd like me some more of those Lohan boobies. Those are sweet.”

“And easy on the knuckles, I bet,” added Natalie. “Really, none of 'em put up much of a fight. I don't see what all their hype is about. They're all either old and washed up; never were, or struggling jobbers.”

“Maybe... except Lively and Lawrence,” Stephanie corrected. “Lawrence's best years are ahead of her, and Lively.... well, she's an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I haven't quite got that bimbo figured out yet. But give me time and I will. She reminds me of a young Theron.”

“Yeah...” agreed on McKinney. “...but with bigger boobs. Lively's almost a real 'C',” she joked.